Horror Movie Club

Two dudes, who are not quite nerds but not quite newbs, choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.

The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)

Let’s see if The Conjuring: Last Rites can manage to put a Smurl on our faces.

09-17
01:25:41

Troll 2 (1990)

We're headed to Nilbog for some milk and hospitality in this episode on Troll 2.

09-10
01:05:32

Alien 3 (1992)

The Alien franchise takes a bold (and bald) new direction in this episode on Alien 3.

09-03
01:01:48

2025 Streaming/VOD Horror: Mid-Year Review

Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2025. Timestamps are shown below in case you forget what movie we’re discussing at any given time. Follow us on Letterboxd!Clown in a Cornfield (2025) 5:15The Ugly Stepsister (2025) 8:50Presence (2024) 13:10The Rule of Jenny Penn (2024) 16:53Ash (2025) 23:05Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023) 27:43The Parenting (2025) 31:05Frewaka (2024) 34:53It Feeds (2025) 39:18Locked (2025) 42:18

08-27
54:14

Weapons (2025)

We will happily feed you soup for as long as we have to in this episode on Weapons.We finally have merch! Buy now and take advantage of the 3 day flash sale starting 8/20! https://horrormovieclub.dashery.com/

08-20
01:33:02

Audition (1999)

If we don’t land the part, I’m sure we’ll get another in this discussion on Audition.

08-13
01:25:19

Together (2025)

On this episode, Brashvin discusses Together.

08-06
01:26:15

House (1985)

We discuss the lack of neighborly boundaries in 1985’s House.

07-30
01:11:02

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

We’re really hoping Teddy’s dad doesn’t scrub this discussion on IKWYDLS from the internet.

07-23
01:33:29

Top 10 Years for Horror Movies

We count down the Top 10 Years for Horror Movies.

07-16
01:04:20

Piranha 3D (2010)

We debate the merits of outrageous, underwater nudity in this episode on Piranha 3D.

07-09
01:29:13

M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

We wonder why fictional AI robots are never given bodies like our own in this discussion of M3GAN 2.0.

07-02
01:12:15

28 Years Later (2025)

We’re just a couple of alphas hanging dong in this episode on 28 Years Later.

06-25
01:39:31

Ghostwatch (1992)

Join us in the glory hole for an intimate discussion on the British film that had folks in a mild panic - Ghostwatch.

06-18
01:09:20

Friday the 13th (2009)

We complete our 7-year journey through the Friday the 13th franchise.

06-11
01:25:00

Bring Her Back (2025)

Join us as we take a big, crunchy bite out of Bring Her Back.

06-04
01:10:26

Scanners (1981)

We grunt, strain, and blow each other’s minds in this episode on Scanners.

05-28
01:16:59

Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)

We are surrounded by danger in this episode on Final Destination Bloodlines.

05-21
01:20:54

Suitable Flesh (2023)

We switch bodies repeatedly throughout this episode on Suitable Flesh.

05-14
01:03:19

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

We are bathed by a very dangerous woman in this episode of The Lair of the White Worm.

05-07
01:00:31

Alan will KILL EWE

and stop the WOKE talk!!! racism? how about every black person saying that everything that's been coming out that's made by a black person is the greatest thing of all time LOL they can take a s*** and say it's the greatest thing of all time. stop just review the movie and get off the f****** bandwagon. you realize more black people are tired of it too you know the black fatigue is real

07-11 Reply

Alan will KILL EWE

it ripped Dusk Til Dawn but is solid and well shot

07-11 Reply

Alan will KILL EWE

I immediately stopped watching this when I realized he was just using the the Shameless plug for his completely untalented daughter. but that explains why his career has gone to shit since basically his second or third movie

01-01 Reply

Alan will KILL EWE

I would highly recommend you guys stop awarding these fake terms and recognizing these fake terms for prequel and Sequel and reboot. these are just typical Hollywood justifications for their lack of creativity. they're trying to look creative when they're not creative. go create a new franchise go create a new story go create a new monster. I love Alien I love all that stuff but come on man come up with your own shit and yeah the movie was great but it's easy to make great riding coattails

11-27 Reply

Anthony Profenno

didn't Jon Kramer map out the location in a drawing using the tower on the mountain as a triangulation point?

10-10 Reply

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