Horror Vomit

It may be our least favorite in the Joko Anwar catalogue, but it's still better than most movies. Yup, we're griping about a sequel, again.

One of us loved it, the other just liked it. It's good. Promise.

It's not great. One of the most important character arcs belongs to a swimming pool, so there's that.

Hey, it's a sci-fi action movie with a solid horror premise. It's been done and done successfully. This isn't one of those. This one stinks.

This week we complain about a good movie simply because it exists. 

We love you Bill Paxton. 

It's a rootin'-tootin' look into depression and mental anguish in the Austria of yesteryear. Good times ahead. 

We love you Rutger Hauer, but this movie isn't good. In fact, it's bad. Infuriatingly bad at times. 

It ain't good. We wanted it to be, but it ain't. Sorry.

It's a 1985 Tobe Hooper space vampire flick. So yeah, it's a glorious turd. The kind you make your friends look at.

It's fine. We could have used a lot more or a lot less, but it's fine. 

Maybe the best movie we've ever talked about. It should probably be on "all-time best" lists, but, ya know, horror movie directed by a Mexican woman... Unbelievable film, though. 

A film that draws a very clear distinction between the two questions: Is it good? and Did I like it? Very, very well done film.

Immediately became one of our favorite films of all-time. Absolutely incredible. 100 out of 100 vampire puppets. You all know about the puppet scale, right?

To be reductive, it's Found Footage Evil Dead. To be specific, it's a modern triumph of horror from a hugely creative and talented wife/husband duo. It proves that millions of dollars are no substitute for raw talent.