Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

It's Hot Property! We can't describe it, because we don't really know what we'll be talking about on any given episode. Stupid Questions, the Snack Cupboard, television, movies, the internet, Stephen's dog, guest friendships, dinosaurs, mysteries, and Stephen's dog BB-8. She's a very good girl.

Hot Property E140 - Everything is F*cked, Everybody Sucks!

It’s just one of those days. Dan has work woes. Stephen has a Christmas nightmare. Please start saving names and receipts. Come with us to Flavortown FestiFULL! Are you the 7 time laundry champion? What’s your Tooth Tune? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

12-03
01:18:05

Hot Property E168 - …and That’s All, Folks!

In our final episode of Hot Property, we reminisce about the good times, and talk about Taco Bell, of course. Thank you SO MUCH for the support over the years for this stupid, stupid show. It’s only going to get better from here! Join us at I Like to Movie Movie (@moviemoviecast on all the things!) and we’ll SEE YA AT THE MOVIES!We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop#podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

03-02
01:06:35

Hot Property E167 - *hyperoxygenation!

Dan leads us in a breathing exercise. SO FUCKING RELAX. When you’re writing an email, make sure the name is correct. Like, come on. It’s 2025. And we’re living in the city of Champions. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop#podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

02-17
01:06:50

Hot Property E166 - Digital Gravel is My Rap Name!

We do the intro the RIGHT way around here. ONLY THEN can we complain about everything in our lives. We’re genuinely happy people overall, we just come here to vent. What’s the easiest way to follow through with a death sentence? And more importantly, what’re you eating? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

02-03
01:08:50

Hot Property E165 - This Batman Has Shrek and Minions in it?!

Stephen falls for a Phishing scam, but only because he was in a good mood. Dan gets locked out of his bathroom. This podcast is brought to you by Smilex. Do you want to smell like High Life? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

01-20
01:07:43

Hot Property E164 - Are You Eating a Cheesecake?!

TWENTY TWENTY THRIVE HAS ARRIVED. And we are talking new stuff, new snacks, new podcasts, NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS! Would you want to go to the Pop Tart Bowl and eat a mascot with us? Ninja Creami is already the Product of 2025 and it’s not even close. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

01-06
01:29:40

Hot Property E163 - A Head Full of LSD Holiday Spectacular!

A Belly Full of Boxed Wine and Head Full of LSD! The audio on this one is totally jacked. My bad. If you can get through it, I’ll Venmo you $2. We talk about the holidays! And Stephen recants the whole plot of Jingle All the Way. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

12-16
01:19:20

Hot Property E162 - Stop F*cking Studying, Start F*ckin Partying!

WE GOT HIM. Celebrity look alike contests have gone too far. Someone stole Guy’s Tequila. What’s the first phone number you remember? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

12-02
01:19:17

Hot Property E161 - CHILI'S BRACKET PT 1!

The prodigal sons return. To Chilis. Get ready for the best f*cking casual dining bracket you’ve ever seen. We talk about the election. No, not THAT one. The REAL ONE! We have an update on the Ground Round Murders. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

11-17
01:16:37

Hot Property E160 - A Beheading at the Ground Round!

We are back! Dan teases some film fest stuff (that you can hear on I Like to Movie Movie) and Stephen tries to list all 50 states from memory, then recaps his Amsterdam trip, and you won’t believe what happens!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

11-04
01:19:38

Hot Property E159 - F*CK THE METS!

Sorry for all the visual gags. We are watching what (SPOILER) turns out to be the Phillie’s final game of 2024. What a disappointment. We also don’t want to have kids, and we tell you exactly why. Also food news. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

10-14
01:18:22

Hot Property E158 - Let’s Save Money and Have a Potato!

Stephen gives a sports update. WE BUILT CHIP CITY. We decide what seafood is overrated and which is not. We introduce a new segment, called “ALways Be Dancing!” How do you carry things around?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

09-30
01:18:12

Hot Property E157 - It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Humidity!

It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Humidity! Dan tells all about his SPICY VEGAS TRIP. Other stuff happens. Honestly, I've spent too much time trying to upload this episode and I'm over it. JUST LISTEN AND THE EPISODE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

09-16
01:18:35

Hot Property E156 - UUUUUU-MAMI!

We divulge all the secrets of having a successful podcast. We also turn this into a small Movie Movie episode, taking about the terrible and awesome TWISTERS. What does your cat’s b-hole look like? Who is the real GI Joe? We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

08-12
01:19:16

Hot Property E155 - 10,000 RATS!

Dan recounts his Pickle Journey. Have ya heard about the Weinermobile?! Get ready for the most extreme mental exercise where I’m assuming we’re all just thinking about Jumanji. We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

07-28
01:18:12

Hot Property E154 - OY! HOMELANDAH’S STOLEN ME SON!

It’s back, and it’s early. No one can stop Pumpkin Spice now. Can we trust the Marvel Machine anymore? Spoilers for the Boys Season 4!  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

07-14
01:18:34

Hot Property E153 - One-Hit Blunders!

This is basically a brand new podcast post Munch Madness, so we try to remember who won. We also reminisce about From Justin to Kelly, the best film starring two winners of American Idol. Has Weird Al been pulling the strings all along?  We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

06-24
01:17:55

Hot Property E152 - MUNCH MADNESS FINALE!

After wading through a bunch of bullshit, we finally decide what the best snack is. Were you right? Probably not! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

06-11
01:16:31

Hot Property E151 - LIVE - Take Us Out to the Ballgame!

Our first ever LIVE episode! Dan and Stephen take a break from Munch Madness to go to the ballgame! Hear them talk about storied Philadelphia Stadiums and Sports Teams, sobriety, terrible jersey choices, and don’t forget to stay to the end to see who Dan crowns as D.M.V.P. (Dan’s Most Valuable Player). We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

05-26
01:11:23

Hot Property E150 - Munch Madness PT 4! ft. Dr. Scientist

Dan shares food news that will shake you to your tentacles. The good Doctor rips into us for our previous snack trespasses. We continue our search for the top snack. Which will surpass the rest as the best snack of all time?! We have merch! https://tinyurl.com/HotPropShop #podcast #pod #hotproperty #hot #property #comedy #funny #snacks #snackcupboard #movies #fun #listen #applepodcasts #spotifypodcasts #anchorpodcasts #applepodcast  #spotifypodcast #anchorpodcast #fyp 

05-13
01:12:41

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