It's chapter 2 of Pirate by Fabio! And we're more than concerned about where this is going...
WE'RE BACK BABY!!!! And this time around Chip is off the hook as we're no longer reading his teenager ramblings. Instead, we'd like to present our Bargain Basement Audible series where we bring you the best of the worst fiction out there. We begin with Chapter 1 of Pirate written by 90's male model Fabio. Can we expect frolics on the high seas? Or more bollocks? Let's find out!
"Is that it? Am I done?" The tragic words of one Doyle from Angel but very fitting for our final ever episode (not that we intend of dying). Join MC and Chip as they take a look back at 5 seasons and a spin off of this weirdly enduring piece of crap from the mind of 14 year old Chip.
As with season 2 of Chip, we also have the rough notes for the ideas teenage Chip left us for season 5 of Tomuarigassen, so let's try and make sense from them!
Maybe teenage Chip never finished writing the bloody show but he did leave us a bunch of random notes for what would have happened in season 2 so lets see if we can piece this tosh together.
Teenage Chip may have never finished writing season 4 of Tomuarigassen but he left us some notes for us to follow and that's just what we're going to do!
Do you love video games? Then you're going to want to subscribe to the 1Up Podcast, coming to all podcasting platforms on the 14th February 2021. Episode 1 is a look back on the all time classic, Bioshock. Come join Bash, Andy, Becky and Chip as they cover everything from space whales to fighting men in nappies.
Join us for the last ever full length episode of Tomuarigassen... In which, MC fights for his life while Gav and Terry go toe to toe with mysterious demon Granac
MC and Terry are off to fetch the blood of the Soilcap demons, whichwill mystically cure Louise from her coma (somehow) but all does not go to plan. Meanwhile, Jay has a visitor from his past and not a welcome one
We've come to an end of the proper full episodes of Chip sadly/thankfully, depending on how you feel about it, so now we're going to go through the notes teenage Chip left us to see if we can piece together the end of season 1
The gang continue to search for numerous things. Mainly for the number for the therapist they're so desperately in need of
Chip and Kat continue to chase down the bank robbers in Mini Coopers who I have been told to say want nothing to do with this show. Meanwhile, Ridley learns some things about Detective Jack Bently he probably should have known already
MC is still a bad dad, Louise is still in a coma, Gav is still 15 years old, Terry is still a pub landlord wizard and Jay's story arc is still depressing. Let's see if anything changes in this episode!
This isn't the self preservation society but we're going to rip it off anyways
It appears the Armour of Fern isn't quite the magical McGuffin the gang were hoping for. And it could have terrible consequences for two of them...
Jay has returned from his trip back to New York with a certain McGuffin. Meanwhile, there's a terrible B plot about a vampire.
After Jay's surprise appearance in New York, will he and Chip finally team up once again?
A figure from Chip's past has returned to his life but just how will they co-exist...
MC and the gang may have found a lead on a way to protect Amy but it may involve the ninja killing a child. So nothing MC would be too fussed about then.
With numerous bombs having gone off in New York, Chip, Ridley, Kat and Detective Bently are on the search for the perpetrators. All while we try not to make this the most offensive episode to date.