How It Could Have Gone with Ryan Cuddihy
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Join Stand-up Comedian Ryan Cuddihy as he takes you on a hypothetical journey through the decisions he has made in his life.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had a seemingly bottomless stomach. It's not like "He hungers" it's more like "He's feeling 👋snacky👋"
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was an asteroid headed to Earth. Before you judge Asteroid Ryan, ask yourself if you would have handled this situation any better.
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1Ryan explores how it could have gone if Ryan had found E.T. Spoilers for movie E.T. The Extraterrestrial, sorry but there just has to be.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if King Kong fought Godzilla and Ryan was a dream master. Dream master? Think Freddy Krueger's power set and outfit.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he were a Dwarven Miner. Rocks, grog, and axes this episode has it all!
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become lost in space. Sounds pretty scary but Ryan guarantees there won't be any danger.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a royal chef. We really get to test out Ryan's historical knowledge of the middle ages!
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was a Marine Iguana. Much like a nature documentary some really explicit stuff happens, but you give it a pass because it's just iguanas.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he worked at a laser tag arena. Dude, this place smells terrible.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had found a haunted mask. There are some other supernatural shenanigans but the main thing to remember is the mask is haunted.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he become the world's most famous stage magician. Watch those hands and for the love of God do not volunteer to be an assistant.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had owned a bowling alley. With a budget of 10k and very little knowledge about bowling, can Ryan build up the bowling alley of the year?
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had laser sneezes. Everybody keep your head down and your wits about you, this has potential to get real kafkaesque.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a door to door trader. Look out there Ryan, you might get more than you bargained for. He he he, got em.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if almost all the hotdogs in the world turned into diamonds. Weird premise huh? Give him like 15 minutes to explain and then this one gets very interesting.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was in a Saw trap. Based on the Saw horror movie franchise, which is honestly really gross. So you know, warning.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was all sudsy. It's different then the bubbles episode. It just is.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was a space alien. Will Ryan be able to fit in with all the humans, like he is normally great at?
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was IKEA furniture. Also like 6 other topics, but all of them are fairly interesting.
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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a werewolf. Starts off pretty innocent, but it gets chomppy. HICHG, now has stickers available at patreon.com/drkomos
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we demand that dry hands does aims idea and he does a how it could have gone if chyral opend a bed and breakfest ft. chyral.
if @Cheryl starts a bed and breakfast I'll stay there and write a blog about it, five stars on the breakfast FOR SURE 💕
Oh man, this was a great one. I feel like you should do an entire show based in the Middle Ages, after all the hypothetical it’s probably the one that fits most.
did someone say sand?! 47:17 I had a work thing so I missed a bit of this ep but I CANNOT BELIEVE I missed a reference to eating sand! tragic. also, congrats, you did so good, you're pretty. loved this ep, so glad you posted this, I hope your foot is okay🍷💎⛰️⏳🦴
This one was so fun. In my top 5 favorites. The quality of the show is really going up these days keep it up man
oh I was wrong, Mongolians hunted with eagles
I'm glad that I came back to listen to this ep! Also, LOL at the suggestion of Lee building confidence instead of chipping away at it like he normally does with his clever but devastating banter 💕 I learned nothing about poker but I am here for getting shark'd 🃏🦈 lol
53:04 I laughed so hard. we truly need more diva Ryan in future episodes 💕 happy sweet 16! 🎂 I expect to be invited next year, though 💕
10/10 accurate reading
I just realized.... I never got my fire back... I named it charmander. Take care of it for me 🥺
Ry! Ry! Ry! Ry! Ry!
Ever wanted to hear a man slowly descend into madness? This is the episode for you!
I'm legit in love with fleshstache, Iol great ep 💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈 3:22 it's never come up bc it doesn't have to lol 13:03 Fleshy Mustache-ihy 16:50 Fleshstache 13:18 lol grabbing food, what a fun visual🍑❤️ 20:00-20:32 Ryan's gruffin' it up...er... down? 22:00-23:05 it kinda sounds like 'moistache' 21:31-21:58 lol AIM is such a gem 🍑❤️ 23:08 more like OVERALLs aesthetic bc 22:20 25:50 FAIR THO, I'm sorry, I'll be good lol💕 27:37-27:50 Old Fashioned = sour 28:00-28:53 29:30-29:50 I was so much cuter back then, my stand-up relied on me being cute 30:20 same 32:08 WHY WOULD THAT HAPPEN?! NO! 32:48 32:42 great memoir name, Ellen, A+👌 34:50 tame 'em! 36:07 floss lasso & 36:15 wax 39:10-39:44 I need to calm it to get it back on my face 😏 39:45 WOAH lol 34:54 'feed them crumbs' deserves more credit! 35:10 CRUMBS ARE EXPENSIVE 37:15, 38:00 Naseem said 'who's your crumb guy?' in the chat and it made me LOL and deserves more credit👌 47:48-47:58 red wine and cheese crumbs 38:36 🧻👄 40:02 TP IN THIS ECONOMY?! 40:05 that TP-ing joke deserves more credit, A+ 40:20, 41:18 👨👄🧻41:34 I should've let you read it because I can't stop laughing at 'one man's TP is another man's snack. yumyum for my bumbum' I'm sorry. IDK why I'm like this, lol 41:46 not bullying, it's tough love 💕 41:51🧻👨 44:05 SPIDER STACHE! 44:48-44:58 💕 44:15 have you ever ran before?! me: no, never 44:59 ROLL OUT 45:15-46:16 great visual lol 45:55-46:06 I guess a lil' 🍑 tooch 47:08 🍑👨 48:10 LOOK DOWN! lol, AIM 49:05 49:10-49:20, 49:59 'One Huge Logical Problem' - a memoir by Kelsey Carbary 51:47-52:12 🦷🖌️ relatable 52:46-53:35 the bit! 53:40 Ryan Budd-ihy 54:16 Merch potential 💕 💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈💈
I love this ep, it was very chill but very fun. I didn't realize how much I love making olde English puns 🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️ 4:00-6:33 wE gEt iT, yOu'Re AnTi VaPe, KeLsEy 7:01-7:08 spelunk! spelunk! I'm down, soon! 💕 8:00-8:10 hmmm 9:15 RYAN DOES WEED?! 7:09 OH NO 8:17 RIP RYAN aka RIP RYIN' lol 8:46 wait a min, Ryan's dumbing it down 9:23 11:02 Pre-Arty time 💕 I'm honoured (like a Brit) 12:45 he's a 🦋? 13:00, 14:14-14:48 🍑🦋AIM 20:33 'bigger the booty, bigger the destiny' 🍑❤️ 17:08🗡️✨☀️ BDE = Big Destiny Energy 18:10 17:38-18:08 too cute 💕19:18-19:39 😘 20:06 21:09-21:27 he acts like I never smooch, lol 22:43-23:13 tyre irone is a great band name 24:48-25:53 I learned a new word, I'm obsessed 34:00 DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON LANCY 34:25-35:00 LAST TIME LANCY CAME 'ROUND 35:06, 36:17 ye olde Ray Bans 👈👈😎 36:23-36:56 Kelsey is affecting my chaos 🍑❤️ 39:39 🦊🏹41:32 what's a 🦊? 42:08 lol Arild 46:26 who's the bad guy? 48:24-48:55, 52:00 54:35-55:10 🇬🇧's done, 55:23-55:39 lol Arild 57:57 good ol' non sexualized chaos 🍑❤️💕 🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️🗡️⛰️
🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥 1:03 I misheard and thought Ryan said 'Ham and Eggs' which prompted this fact 1:21, 2:10-3:30 3:38-4:55 I was struggling with typing, called in💕 5:34 do you guys know what a dragon is? 6:21 lol AIM🔥7:00 GET 'EM AIM! 5:51-6:16 idk what a dragon is lol 7:36🐉🕊️🦎🔥 8:10-8:34 breathes 🔥❄️⚡9:12 ☁️🍭?! 10:02 8:36 it has ⚖️ 8:50 and (v flammable) feathers? 9:50 DRAGON TALES! 10:18-10:40 2COOL4DT 10:41 WOW! lol Ryan's a spitfire dragon today🔥 10:10 cotton candy is puff (the magic dragon)'s power! get it? because cotton candy is puffy lol 21:17 she's a single working mom, Ryan. Yeah, she forgot to feed you but she's doing her best! 27:43-28:56 TEEN DRAGON HOT TOPIC OUTFIT 33:10 *cue SIMPLE PLAN* 34:44, 44:42, 45:11 34:01 non-conformist dragon, YEAH! 34:07-34:33, 35:10-35:21 🐛🍔 a GRUBs HUB 36:00 have you sniffed a lizard? 36:22-36:38🦎 36:44 ya ever see a chicken?! 37:07 no, never🐔 37:24 it smells like dry frog 37:40 what does frog smell like🐸? 37:53 they smell like chicken🐔 39:46 🦎=🐸=🐔🤷♀️? 39:57 that math tracks🧮 37:15, 38:48 do they wear a captain's hat?🐔🎩 41:34 chopping through 42:12-42:36 choppy chop! 42:48 choppy choppy bug booth 🐛🐜🐌 43:28 NOT DIAGONALLY?! 43:56 that's for 🥪 47:30 Dragon Puber-ihy 💪🏋️♂️🐉🔥 12:10-12:22, 16:16, 29:43-29:59, 48:10-48:20🐲 OR horny cat noises? 12:38-13:00, 13:23, 30:23 12:43, 22:42, 22:52 HOW DARE-ryl!💕 49:05-49:25 I resisted so hard I ended up following in my parent's footsteps, 49:26 ANGST 54:24 HAVE U DONE SQUIRREL? 54:46 🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥🐉🔥
🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑 4:40-6:36 I love the hot air balloon crash backstory, regardless of canon lol 6:22, 9:49 'a mama and a daddy skeleton' 🎀💀🎩💀👶is such a nice touch, perf👌 9:00 so much love for Kala/Tarazan's Mom! 12:08 Tarzan's mom🦍 and dad 🦍13:32 14:45👨🦍🍑 NO. (fair tho, lol) 🦍🍑15:27 15:40 ANOTHER MUTINY (sorry, Ryan lol) 15:55 democracy is your downfall, AIM's right 17:37 WhEn WiLL hE LeArN?! NOT NOW! lol 16:53 🦍🍑 GORILLA BUTT-IHY 17:50 imagine having to explain that to Jane 20:25 RYAN'S GOT A 🦍🍑! WE GOT HIM! 11:26 AIM's asking the important questions 26:28-26:40 two buttholes, one family! 27:27 28:06 has* two buttholes, one family! 29:15 22:08🌳🌿🌱🐅🐆🦍🦍🐘🌱🌿🌳 22:33 not 🦶🛹but 🦍🍑🛹 27:47, 51:31 25:52 bangers by phil collins like 26:13 30:25🐾WILDCATS!🐾 31:06-31:55🐾WILDCATS assemble!🐾 28:46, 30:34-31:05, 32:43, 41:21, 57:27📣 52:40-53:10, not quite a yell but lol 35:25📣 42:12-44:24🦏🦏🦏🦛🦏 A RHINO TRAIN 44:26💃🦏🦏🦏🦛🦏 46:36, 46:58, 47:25 53:11- 54:33 Tarzan's metal AF 👨🦍🍑✂️🩸 54:38-58:38 GET 'EM, AIM! 🍑❤️🐶🌿💀🩸 58:28 lol, same, relatable 1:00:15 that outro💕 🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑🦍🍑
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 3:03 WHO DID THIS?! 3:30-4:04 holla @ 🏠🍳 04:45 Freudian slip, Ryan? lol 6:36 mimes are just fashionable and introverted clowns 🤡 clown couture 🤡 they clownin' 🤡 6:50 'hEy, hOw Ya dOiNg EvErYbOdY?!' I'M DEAD 7:42 'this could be fun, it could also be horrifying, but it might just be both' trust me-it's both, Ryan 08:38 'HaPPy BiRtHdAy LiTtLe BuDdY!' I'M DOUBLE DEAD, RYAN'S TRYNA KILL ME LOL 13:30-13:40 those classes must be in-tents!🎪 12:27 clowns aren't for everyone/anyone 14:20 14:50 are rodeo clowns killed by bulls??? 14:53 Ryan's right-I root for the bulls🐂🟥🤡☠️ 16:40 17:10, 18:20 'look in the smoking area' (for the sad clowns) is such a great joke, A+ Ken!🤡 17:25-17:55 HOW DO I REACH THESE CLOWNS?! 20:50 'the table of politicians' haha A+ Clay🤡 22:00 Gotham's riddled with clowns! A+🤡 22:22 that 🤡🚘 joke deserves more credit 29:34-29:45 🎈A+ balloon impression 34:00-34:10 I like where your head's at, Ryan! 36:00, 36:34 'ArT iS SuBjEcTiVe. iT dOeSn'T rEaLLy mAttEr WhAt i WaS TrYiNg tO mAkE, bEcAuSe i MaDe a CaT' 38:00-38:17, 40:23-40:30🎈🐈53:45 for 🍑♥️ 38:57, 39:07 OH MY GUY, I'm going to use that 43:21 🐈in the 🎩 44:44 but not like 'Dr. Sues' 47:07-47:27 "pLeAsE! i JuSt NeEdEd tO dRoWn mY SoRRoWs" 😭🤡🍺🚬💔 48:38-50:35 *cue napkin pants* (I assume?) 51:31, 52:50-53:06, 53:52, 55:03 🦌🔴👃🎩 54:07-54:49, 55:26🎈🦒(for🧜♀️) 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
I love this ep. I'm sorry, Ryan- I wasn't trying to derail but also, LOL, I couldn't help myself💕 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋 1:55 NO. (fair tho, lol)🧔⛵🔱🐋 4:48 🐋🔱🐋 5:20 I'm pro (har)poon 🔱🎯🐋 7:26-8:39🧔🧔🐿️+🐍but not a🦜because 🏴☠️ 10:01⛵🕯️to set the mood?🔥hazard in water? 11:20 wanna be a 🐋-er? 13:00 14:25 does that limerick end with 'pornos'? 16:50 super 'poon 17:55 🔱🎯🐋 18:23👌 20:10-21:00🧔🧔SHIVERING WITH ANGER 21:40-24:25 🧔🧔🐻 27:47 that's bear-ly a crew! 28:10 R U A 🐻,👨? 28:50-29:15 🐻👑🌊🌎 32:04 ⛵🔱🎯🐋😭 still pro 'poon, but poor 🐋 32:32-33:27 my dad and Arild are also bears🐻 35:25, 36:04 🔭🐋🏊♂️⚓💕🐋🐋 'SYTE LYFE 39:33-42:20 🔧 Bear-an for a couple name?? 43:11-45:35 allowing a democratic system was your first mistake, Ryan lol 👨❤️🐻❤️🐿️+🐍 46:07 omg Arild, lol 51:18 yacht-ical yay🛥️⛵ 54:08-54:50 🐳 amIright? *self high-fives* 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋
2:48 YA WANNA BE ON TOP? 2:55-4:00 Ryan: nah, 5:05 I'm going home first 4:56 🍑TOOCH MY BOOTY🍑 what even is that? 5:51 Cheryl's "OoOoH" warms my cold, cold heart 9:49 well if 🌽 doesn't get them idk what will 9:55-10:30 OHSHIT THIS WILL 14:14 WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, BAD BITCH RYAN 17:36-17:42 lol, relatable. 19:30 what a great visual, lol scrizing it up 20:52 Pray-izing 21:33-21:55 Cheryl ain't loyal 23:34 Cheryl and AIM are gonna be in troubleee 12:44, 21:18 TONY HAWK ISN'T REAL! ONLY TONY RAVIOLI IS REAL (TO ME) 22:54-23:02 I went back, couldn't confirm if he did 24:07-24:35 I don't know if 'pillow privileges' is a real thing but this seems like a v top model thing 31:04 'IT'S FINE.' - Ryan (it's not fine, lol) 34:53 SASSY CHERYL TALKING HEAD 37:24 I'm imagining Ryan in a teeny tiny silk kimono robe, ankle socks & sandals, ponytail 40:00 I'm with Ryan with the dry cereal, too lazy to wet my cereal half the time. idk how I feel about the 'wet enough mouth' part, though lol 56:47 Yes! I love it when Ryan does backflips 1:01:46 squishy puppy poopy pocket 🐶💩👖 THANKS CHERYL! What a gem!
🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 15:48 aww, poor AIM, I'm sorry 💕 16:15 YOU'RE GONNA 🍽️ MY 🍑 lol 17:00 👍👏👏 AIM Approves 🍑♥️🍑♥️ 17:03 I also approve, lol 🍑ABOUT🍑TIME🍑 17:33 YEAH! GET HIM, RYAN! 'I see that weird thing you do' LOL ☕ 17:56 💋 18:00 LOL, Friday 21:36 YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING 21:46-21:55 that's a pretty good reason, tho 21:57 'i'M nOt tHiNkiNg aBoUt iT' YEAH OKAY 22:05-22:22 MMHMM SURESURESURE I mean, it never stopped me, but OKAY, RYAN 22:53-23:53 OMG AIM! LOL 💎🍑🔌 29:40-30:05 📸🍽️🍑💕 30:51WHERE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IS 🦸🍑 "I'm fine selling out to the pervs"- Ryan Cuddihy, 2020. 32:46 "this show has fucked up ALL of my tolerances" - Ryan Cuddihy, 2020 (lol) 36:52 I like where your head's at, Fri 🍽️🦸🍑 38:03 OMG CLAY, I NEARLY CHOKED 🍽️🍑 41:02 that's a good point on slander v libel lol 41:30 GOOBER TRIAL, 2020 CLAY V DOUG 41:43 ya almost got him this time, Clay!🍷🔩 46:16 👏CLAY WREKT DOUG IN THE CHAT👏 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑