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Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had an apartment superintendent who was Bat-Super. The most popular and requested of the lost episodes, Bat-Super is a unique mix of touching vulnerability, cute ear movements, and amateur Pundit Squares. Art for this episode was made by the talented Aim. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he became one of the wheels on the bus. Shout out to Kafka on this one! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he developed crab chitin. Warning, lots of skin removal and repurposing in this one. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he gave 130 percent. That's three times his normal effort! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he participated in the storage wars. He tries to play it off cool, but it becomes clear pretty quickly he's never seen the show, Storage Wars. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had cheated his way through Olympics level gymnastics. Thumbnail picture mostly unrelated but you'll understand eventually. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had become a lich. The thumbnail is of his skeletal rat companion, don't worry he didn't turn himself into that thing. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had lived that monocle life. Full warning, this one skews into eye based body horror, and not even in a surprising way. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been in a relativity gadenken. One train based question, a handful of objects to use as tools, and several explanations of the term gadenken. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been truly trapped on an escalator. Escalators can be trickier then you think. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had hands that produced a liquid nitrogen like substance. Especially premise suggestion coming from Ryan's dad, posthumously. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had tried to build a house of wax. This is nothing like the movie house of wax, unless the movie is about a podcast host arguing with their live audience. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been on a deception based baking show. It'll take a little time to explain, but this is the only form of entertainment you're ever going to want for the rest of your life. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had been targeted by a "Terminator", and also "The Birds". Its exactly what it sounds like. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had had to raise geese. Just like raising anything, if more than have of them like you, you've done a great job. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had plucked the very stars from the sky. Sounds romantic doesn't it? Well it absolutely is. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he opened a plant themed gym. So we are going to need a lot of plants that are easy to keep alive. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he had tried to take back the hours lost to daylight savings. Because if there is one thing Ryan can't stand, it's wasted time. Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he was an ancient decommissioned robot. Why was he decommissioned? Don't ask that! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
Ryan explores how it could have gone if he met a fox demon. I wonder what's going to reign today! Please support the Black Lives Matter movement. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Please give to the Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund to help Stop Asian Hate. https://www.aaldef.org
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Dorian C. Schiefelbein

The spacecraft that builds Sutherland Spaceport is endowed with significant characteristics and has good potential for safe operation https://british-spacenews.com/tag/sutherland-spaceport/ Its construction required permission that needs to be consistent, this applies to a lean attitude to the environment, first of all.

May 17th
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Joseph

Ryan is right, I am French but not pro France. and swedish, how are you still unsure about that. geat ep, that's what happens when Friday is not there, nobody tell you when you go over time

Apr 26th
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Aim

the audio glitches are def saved in the recordings

Jan 9th
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Bruce Atkinson

Black Lives Matter is a Marxist organization fueled by those pushing socialism in America for the last 50 years. Eventually, the socialist progressives backing them will be out of power and their talking head cable media will be tuned out. It's soo telling that on the same page a comment to support BLM, is joined by a request to help Americans of Asian descent against hate. Who would do this? Why BLM! BTW, ALL Chinese students, like 400,000 of them should be removed from US "schools" and shipped home.

Jan 4th
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Ding Ding Pie

Burning books was better than this!

Dec 22nd
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Mellรณn

you sound so much like Craig Conant lol

Nov 2nd
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Lee Cox

This is the episode where Ryan blasts his balls all over the woods.

Oct 7th
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Kelsey Robo-ary ๐Ÿ’  Hog Cult Bless ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ™

idk why castbox didn't let me listen to today's show, but I'm glad I'm able to go back and hear about Ryan's French aristocratic roots. also, I just installed sod at my apartment so this ep would've been perf for me. also, god I love quicksand. ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

Sep 30th
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Parmin

OMFG ur podcasts are amazing

Sep 13th
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Aim

hi Ryan

Jul 22nd
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coolj4731

Hi. it's sunglasses ! next do a changing bad cars episode!

Jun 10th
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fridaykindofguy

I couldn't believe how much I found out about myself in this ep. Only by living vicarious through raw dog emotion could i write another page in my spiritual journey.

May 22nd
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fridaykindofguy

One of the funniest breakfest opening monologs of the show in this ep. Ryan's thick demons that make my soul clap ๐Ÿ‘

May 16th
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fridaykindofguy

shipped fast and packaged well. 5 stars, was not disappointed.

Apr 1st
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fridaykindofguy

we demand that dry hands does aims idea and he does a how it could have gone if chyral opend a bed and breakfest ft. chyral.

Mar 6th
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Kelsey Robo-ary ๐Ÿ’  Hog Cult Bless ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ™

if @Cheryl starts a bed and breakfast I'll stay there and write a blog about it, five stars on the breakfast FOR SURE ๐Ÿ’•

Mar 5th
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Arild Joseph

Oh man, this was a great one. I feel like you should do an entire show based in the Middle Ages, after all the hypothetical itโ€™s probably the one that fits most.

Feb 9th
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Kelsey Robo-ary ๐Ÿ’  Hog Cult Bless ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ™

did someone say sand?! 47:17 I had a work thing so I missed a bit of this ep but I CANNOT BELIEVE I missed a reference to eating sand! tragic. also, congrats, you did so good, you're pretty. loved this ep, so glad you posted this, I hope your foot is okay๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’Žโ›ฐ๏ธโณ๐Ÿฆด

Dec 23rd
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Arild Joseph

This one was so fun. In my top 5 favorites. The quality of the show is really going up these days keep it up man

Nov 13th
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Aim

oh I was wrong, Mongolians hunted with eagles

Oct 12th
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