How Long Gone

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in Glendale. We chat about edging produce, participatory desserts, milk drinking on Netflix's Love is Blind, every pill has its own flavor, a new ick, Matty Healey's house party, Chris rode his first CityBike, we predict "Songs Summer," when you order Postmates to the wrong address, luxiry fashion courrier services, Jax's sixth sense for finding cocaine, Gwyneth is back on the boule, MJ Lenderman needs a haircut, and Chris is driving a Benz EV from Atlanta to Miami for F1. howlonggone.com twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Gelb is the director and creator of Chef's Table and Jiro Dreams of Sushi. We chat with him about reaching peak Goggins, a bad tipper, Lorde In The Park, how to get kicked out of a sushi restaurant, the most expensive restaurant in the world, the best way to eat horse, how much to hit with Alcaraz for an hour, Apple's The Studio and the death of satire, we debate the concept of telling a story with food, Jiro post fame, his dad has more Emmys than he does, temple food for white people, zen gardens and drone footage, and we force him to take us to Chez Pannise. instagram.com/thisisdavidgelb twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nate Amos, aka This Is Lorelei, is a musician from the band Water From Your Eyes, whose critically acclaimed solo record, Box For Buddy, Box For Star, gets a deluxe edition featuring new versions of his songs with MJ Lenderman, Snail Mail, and his own dad. We chat about Letterman's op-ed, Kanye's cousin, moving to Bed Stuy, Venezuelan street food, cursed homes and sleep paralysis demons, the flavor profile of a "white" Monster energy drink, smoking while doing pushups as a way to quit smoking weed, rudimentary midi generators, his history with alcohol, Elliot Smith, DIY haircuts, and opening for Interpol in Mexico for 120,000 people. instagram.com/hellothisisnate twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is at Coachella. We chat about 420 falling on Easter this year, low ticket sales, Chance vs. Wiz, how to save the movie industry, white creamy, housemade saltines, Coachella fashion report, sipping on the nineteen-fourty-Gou, the Green Day vs. Charli battle wages on, cocaine and mushroom music, the Patek in the Paddock, the sign language guy signing sexual lyrics, Coachella week 1 vs. week 2, Prince St. Pizza humiliation ritual, and Chris is getting an espresso machine. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Noah Lennox, aka Panda Bear, is a musician from Baltimore currently living in Lisbon. He's known for his work with the band Animal Collective, as well as collaborations with artists such as Daft Punk. His newest record, the highly acclaimed Sinister Grift, is out now on Domino. We chat about what to eat and watch on TV when staying at a mid-level Hilton near a secondary market, Oreo dunking, legacy protein bars, SNL mocking one's tooth size, how his son watches TV, the Rolling Stone - Pitchfork - Needle Drop pipeline, what he misses about America, the "sleaze" part of Indie Sleaze, 50mg of Zoloft, how having children makes you think about drugs, the comfort of watching Sportscenter, his recent Tiny Desk Concert, his favorite records as a kid, what his parents did for a living when he was growing up, some fans feel like he doesn't want to be wherever he's at, if his new record is a divorce record, when he learned how to collaborate, he's a lousy DJ, and his favorite Portuguese foods. instagram.com/pandabearofficial twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about influencer gifting, Netflix clothing, we review some Coachella looks, Klarna festival tickets, HBO's Hacks' Glendale-centric plotlines, Benson Boone Behavior, backflipping DJs, the world was a better place when we had to pay a cover charge, how to get Bieber back on top, wearing Kanye merch in 2025, the prase "old work," Karrueche fine self, "skipping" as a form of cardio, why Waymo? Gwyneth Paltrow's return to cinema, and some thoughts on The Pitt. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bon Iver is a musician from Wisconsin. His new record, SABLE, fABLE, is out now on Jagjaguar. We spoke with him live from his home studio, and the whole interview can be found in video form on our YouTube page. We chat about Bernie at Coachella, April 1st should be New Years Day, numerology, our Culver's order, loose cheese in the tourvan, meat and gun raffles, sourkraut, his ability to lay low in LA, brand collabs on albums, Normatec recovery, our favorite whiskey, our thoughts on Bob Dylan, what kind of EDM he likes, and a little sync talk. instagram.com/boniver twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Car Seat Headrest is a band from Seattle. Their newest record, The Scholars, is out soon on Matador Records. We spoke with Will Toledo from the band about the bizarre crime scene involving Weezer's bassist's wife, Will's antiquated ways, the muck of industry dealings, writing a rock opera, really long songs, his favorite Radiohead record, particular eating habits, histamines, we need to suffer a bit more, Will teaches Chris how to reset his chi, his gut health, autistic artwork and critters, and lastly, a disclaimer from Will: sitting with your back against the bedboard for hours is not recommended by medical or spiritual experts. A very special episode! instagram.com/notcarseatheadrest twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Owen and his wife, Angela, run the popular resource, IDEA Books. He's a friend and full of great stories of early internet life in London. We chat with him about Chris in Milan, the menswear street fight at UNIQLO, the music of TOOL, how he uses Chat GPT to write, we score his apocalyptic Russian mob screenplay, our thoughts on veneers, the first time they slowed down a cover song for a melodramatic movie trailer, his semenal television career, ideas in general, how his dad watched the cricket, and a story about Robert Pattinson coming into the shop. instagram.com/idea.ltd twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, recorded live from the Lismore Hotel in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. We chat about recording an episode with Bon Iver at his home, we decide where to eat lunch after recording, nicotine toothpicks, we saw Bob Dylan live, Bon Iver's dad taught us about meat raffles and other regional gambling, bar pies and butter burgers, and we learn some more Delta 360 insights. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DJ Python returns to the pod after quickly becoming a listener favorite. His new record, i was put on this earth, is out now on XL Recordings. We chat about Kanye on livestream, Mark McGuire's coffee habits, speakerphone at Sweetgreen, a tour of his boudoir, a flight freakout in real time, Popeye's in Dubai, he lost his virginity on a cruise, hosting the Oscars, union woes, soundcheck is easy with a USB stick, how to stay up until 7 am without caffeine, how he looks sitting in first class, he'd love to tour Europe on a motorbike, one day he's going to live in a permanent home, having to act gay for a year and a half to keep his job, and we break down who the id, ego, and superego of this episode were. instagram.com/dj__python twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake Tapper is the lead Washington anchor for CNN, writer, and host of the United States of Scandal show. We chat about a Marfan detour, the politicization of Morgan Wallen exiting the SNL stage, how Trump’s tarriffs will affect designer dog sales, the DC dining scene,   his love of convertible SUVs, our White Lotus finale predictions, his unusual collectables, borscht just tastes better in Ukraine, podcast's effects on television, his son likes police, Mike White's first show from 2001, interviewing Anna Delvey, how he takes his martini, and we try to squeeze out some Biden tea but he's a pro. twitter.com/jaketapper twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Marfa, TX, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about R.I.P. Young Scooter, Time Zone etiquette, a new celebrity dating rumor, Chris rented a Ford Expedition for his Texan commute, Jason DJ'd a party next door to Wil.I.Am's studio, we rank the celebrity doctors, Severance and the Seth Rogan Apple shows, creative jobs are earned not given, when we learned that we're not talented, Eartheater pissing on stage, TJ predicts the next MAGA trend, and Elon found a chef for his 50's diner. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sophie Kemp is a writer from New York. Her buzzing debut novel, Padadise Logic, is out today. We chat about sunburn treatments, Chris got to wear a nametag around Michael Bloomberg, guys playing Spike Ball at the beach, Russian propaganda, the cover of her book could be considered misleading, the ins and outs of Brooklyn co-ops, she found The Row trousers for $50 at Beacons, showing her Nympho Sex Memoir to her dad, stand up comedy vs. poetry slams at Burger King, its hot when a guy smokes crack, a breaking inside scoop about Michelle Obama's alleged new trade, we wager if her cat has a usual name or not, she is also a teacher at Columbia, her past career reviewing 30 records for Pitchfork a year, and at school she was bullied by the other kids who got bullied. instagram.com/sophiefkemp twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is in Hawaii. We chat about our emoji usage, Erewhon hotel pop-ups, emotional support water bottles, buying out the bar from seat 39C, a Hawaiian musician playing covers at the gastropub, getting lei'd, Jake Gyllenhaal's Broadway "gut reno," competitive Sauana mastery, Chris went to a breadless i-D Magazine dinner at Raf's, death to false Birkin distressing, a review of the Graydon Carter memoir, and TJ did some shirtless driving. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in Glendale. We chat about local eatery "Muffin Can Stop Us," dining rules from The Financial Times, clarinetist stickman Artie Shaw, TJ bought a gavel for his wife, we analyze the emerging "pink collar" workers, Ashton Hall has taken over the world, Saratoga sales spikes, George Foreman Grill sales figures, Channing Tatum will no longer play fat roles, the Pop Tart and Toaster Strudel battle it out for breakfast supremacy, and we dive deep into the new Morgan Wallen single. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We speak with Jim from My Morning Jacket, whose new album, is, comes out today, about Kim Gordon and Kim Deal live on Netflix, Matty Matheson's hardcore band, how to pull of Danskos, laser tag, learning to love Jimself, the theory of "both and," quitting alcohol and starting psychedelics, learning that music is not a competition, switching from brown to clear liquor, how to enjoy dessert, and basically Jim takes us on a therapeutic journey with his wise words. instagram.com/mymorningjacket instagram.com/removador twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Perfume Genius is a wonderful musician from Los Angeles whose new record, Glory, is out soon. We chat about Tracy Morgan's oopsie daisies, Gwenyth and Timmy's age-gap sex scenes, dealing with a rattlesnake in critter country, his Diet Coke intake and vape flavor, respectively, tweeting the words "shishito pepper," some ugly people, he started making music at 26 right after he got sober, he hit the tanning salon for new his record cover, his boyfriend loves Six Flags, Bush: live from Woodstock 99, and we dive deep into his online personas on the video game Elden Ring. instagram.com/perfumegenius twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SOne-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about St. Patrick's Day woes, Jason hates showing "the strategy," Jesus-coded influencers, personal trainer pyramid schemes, the ground beef and banana diet, Gwen Stefani went from L.A.M.B. to MAGA, Lady Gaga is a freak, has Justin Bieber ever done a Zoom call? Kim K is still sleeping with the Tesla Robot, the real reason why Don Jr's ex is dating Tiger Woods, the new Playboi Carti record, and we analyze Meghan, Duchess of Sussex's new podcast deal. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wild episode with a wild guy, Justin Pearson is a musician known for the bands Swing Kids, The Locust, and many more. We spoke with him from his home in San Diego about a new guy in the Sauna, the early 2000s punk to electronic music shift, a dry cleaner hates to see the Locust coming, his brief EDM career, working at a gay bar until he was 40, treating his record collection like his retirement fund, getting pulled over with a missile launcher in the trunk, true grindcore, fighting nazis, his thoughts on Krishna and Bikram, bands cashing in on the reunion wave, and go see the Swing Kids play at the end of the month in SD. instagram.com/justinpearson31g twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ione Skye is an actress from Los Angeles, currently living in Australia. Her popular new memoir, Say Anything, is out now. We chat about mucus, if Kate Moss is back on the gear, Is Druski belly-flopping at Diddy's house? If bisexuality is real, remember "heshers?" Preppy rich kids in the 80s, her mom sold weed, shooting nude with Bruce Weber and her brother, her brother dated Gwyneth Paltrow, The Chili Peppers threw a "no girlfriends allowed tour" while she was dating Anthony Kiedis, her lesbian phase, our love of Lana Del Rey's range, and her top 5 prescription pills. instagram.com/ioneskyelee twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris just landed in London, and Jason is in Palm Springs. We chat about being that daddy, don't bring kids to Palm Springs, buy the Grindr dip, hot tennis players, what shows Chris went to in Paris, Calvin Harris goes country, King Charles On The Radar freestyle, bop house daughter or steak and eggs on cutting board son? The final boss of hydration, §teak & §hake exterminates seed oils, dry scooping salt, young people don't know Chris Brown beat up Rihanna, what foods smell in the car more, and we ran out of eligible bachelors. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Paris, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about casting couch Chris, Meghan Markle's Netflix crafting show, and our guest cancels mid-pod, Sporty & Rich's sex toys, mouth lube, a showdown on the Blade helicopter, a war with Canada and their hot "smoothees," street artist Adrien Brody threw chewed gum at his girlfriend, Lady Gaga's new record looms, the Best Friends Forever Festival and Glastonbury lineups are announced, our upcoming trip to visit Bon Iver, and some rare British television characters. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cole Escola is a comedian, actor, singer, and playwright of the Broadway sensation "Oh, Mary!" We chat with them from their temporary home in New York about flavored water, a Babyface spotting on Chris' flight to Paris, an Oscars review, a breakdown of Cole's Vanity Fair look, building with Catherine O'Hara, why they have a Samsung phone, Cole's journey with the Kindle, growing up a "turkey baby," Cole's idolization of Martha Stewart, why they're sober, how long it took them to enjoy vacationing, will Cole "Anora" the Tonys? Which notable names have expressed interest in playing Mary in Cole's absence, a check-in on Radiolab, what time they wake up in the morning, and a deep dive on New York's Kips Bay. instagram.com/coleescola twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Bieber's decline, Chris went to a children's basketball game in Atlanta, some Oscar pics, a Palm Springs tennis activation, bottom-less nachos, queer literature, you can find love in the toilet, Chris worries he may purchase an iPad, unique signs of being old, Zuck's birthday choreo, Tate McRae, and different wedding bands for different looks. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Haley Mlotek is a writer from Montreal. Her debut memoir, No Fault, on romance and divorce, is out now. We spoke with her about Gene Hackman and Michelle Trachtenberg's untimely passing, Gavin Newsome's new podcast, her lisp, the punishing Canadian snow, her love of consuming media repeatedly, indie music from the 2000s that triggered her, a spat of Bell's palsy, how she "got into divorce," reality TV's effect of real-world relationships, and social media's effect on the need to wed, the effect having an SSENSE discount has on one's fashion choices, and the kitchens of Nora Ephron. instagram.com/haleymlotek twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark Anthony Green's debut feature film, A24's Opus, starring John Malkovich and Ayo Edebri, is out soon. We chat with Mark about congestion pricing in New York, the rise of poker night, a new guy at the gym, why Mark moved to LA, the difference between tribalism and stan culture, Chris Whyte emerges, don't make movies to make money, if he would hit Lenny Kravitz for the story, how he got Ayo and Malkovich, his Delta status, what his instincts tell him about AI, New Mexico tax breaks, writing music for the film with Nile Rodgers and r&b's The Dream, and is it possible to manipulate in a good way? instagram.com/markanthonygreen twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from TJ's hotel room in New York. We chat about Blink 182 selling his Banksy, DJ Pauly D live at Webster Hall, our club night at Jean's and their mini lobster rolls, young white rappers, TJ got the Eckhaus Bong from Gotham, doing opium, the Bon Iver listening party, working out in pants, Chris' aversion to sweatpants, timeline horny for Luigi's shackled ankles, white Russians, staying up extra late, fur coats and Clark's wallabies, our appearance at the On Air Fest with Jason Isbell, and TJ considers a specific bodega sandwich for lunch. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah Hoover is the author of the bestselling book Motherload. We chat with her from New York about Jason New York eating habits, Drake throwing his orange slide at a drone, Delta's $30k offer, the problem with men, Sarah makes a case for micropenises, what to do when you aren't really feeling your children, putting her husband on blast, the type of massage she requires, living at Chateau Marmont during covid, swallowing raw sewage in Indonesia, and we figure out what's next for her career. instagram.com/sarahhoov twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Lavers, aka Chanel Beads, is a musician from New York, of whom we are both fans. We spoke with him from his home in Brooklyn about sharing luggage, steamed bok choy, Druski's influence on the stud community, winning underwear in a free throw contest, how to make content you never get sick of, the upside-down Delta flight, finding new levels of credit card debt in New York City, the Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow collab, he discovered Metallica late in life, the racist Guns N Roses song, his dad's chili peppers joke, John Mayer's Montana, and some scammer venue stories. instagram.com/chanel_beads twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in Glendale. We chat about us going out too much, indoor smoking, Chris went to a hardcore show, Chris went to the SNL 50th (music) show and walked home with cowboy boots on, Jack Harlow table for 1, Drake dropped a mixtape on Valentine's Day, Chiltern Firehouse caught on fire, TJ tried to explain Oklou's new record, the Republican electric car movement, and we ban white guys from the All-Star Game dunk contest. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doug Aitken is an artist from Los Angeles. His current installation, Lightscape, is up for another month. We chat with him from his home in LA about how much a cup of coffee costs, Skete Davidson's tattoo removal, using image resolution as a mile marker for time, really expensive speakers, if he could book anyone to play at The Sphere, building crystal structures in Egypt, non-capitalistic art, how he uses AI, and meeting a guy in Vegas with an interesting plan. instagram.com/dougaitkenworkshop twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans ahowlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lukas Gage is an actor from San Diego, currently living in Los Angeles. You've seen him in The White Lotus, Euphoria, and most recently in Companion. We chat with him from his manager's office about rich kids in New York, a Kendrick recap, his Honda Fit, building with Paris Hilton at the White Lotus party last night, selling addies and ecstasy in 9th grade, and the badass lil GF he had, he's gay....unless? Nude beach scene report, his ex, mental breaks and furry coats, veneers, what music he listened to during said mental break, all directors are daddy, his Equinox flow, and Sunday fasting. instagram.com/lukasgage twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded on Superbowl Sunday morning. Chris is in New York, and TJ is home in (sunny, hot) Glendale. We chat about Kanye's recent tirade of tweets, Chris doubts his billionaire status, we make a bet as to what Kendrick's Superbowl surprise is, our respective culinary plans for the game, and the return of the bowl-makase, Chris went to a couple of fashion shows, TJ hopes to be sponcon gifted the Eckhaus Latta bong, a thing-high variation on long john underwear, and TJ predicts a dark turn in the eyes of Anthony Kiedis.    twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bella Freud runs the fashion brand of the same name, is the great-granddaughter of Sigmund, and host of the very popular podcast Fashion Neurosis, where she invites guests like Rick Owens or Cate Blanchet to lie on her couch and have a chat. We spoke with her from her kitchen about customizing one's garage, Honda pickup trucks, hosting her podcast inside her house, her love of mayonnaise, your house doesn't smell like cigarettes if you roll your own, meditating with audiobooks, assisting Vivienne Westwood, how to get rid of old clothes, her psychoanalysis/interview style, Cate Blanchett's slippers, what she listens to while taking cold showers, and we dream about dream guests. instagram.com/bella_freud twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ira Madison III is a writer and podcaster. His new book, Pure Innocent Fun, is out now. We chat about Swedish denim, what's up with Bieber, living on Carrie Bradshaw's street, watching TV on Ketamine, being a Basement club rat, marketing PrEP to straight people, a dinner at hot New York restaurant Penny, we try to get him to convince us to watch Wicked, Emilia Perez drama, NLE Choppa gaybaiting, how he got banned from Twitter, he doesn't follow Benson Boone on IG for the music, is Bruno Mars attractive? How long it took him for his Prozac to kick in, and TJ wants to know more about GHB. instagram.com/irathethird twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tish Weinstock is a writer in fashion, amongst other things. Her work appears in British Vogue, and System Magazine, and her newest book, How To Be A Goth, is out now. We chat about transitions, a Fire Aid review, how long one can party for, getting a Prada kitten heel stuck in an escalator, the Gaultier and Valentino couture shows, how Ozempic's effect on the plus-sized modeling world, her detailed wellness protocols, being a people pleaser, shoes in the house, her husband, Tom Guinness Kanye'd her closet, the dress she lost her virginity in, her return policy is "no," goth fitness outfits, her inability to drive, and her son's fascination with Hindu gods. instagram.com/tishweinstock twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in Copenhagen, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about TJ's Lunar New Year celebration, an odd order at The Sunset Tower, overdoing on cheeseburgers, Chris likes diamonds now, CVS's shampoo liberation, speed running errands, Cheifs cheating, Chris' Chik-Fil-A past, Superbowl Halftime Show merch, the evolution of Instagram's "close friends," The Dare gives us his prediction for the official color of 2025, and we speculate whether or not Barry is "tappin" that. See TJ at Just Like Heaven Festival on May 10th with Vampire Weekend, Perfume Genius, Slowdive, and more. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harley Pasternak is a world-famous nutritional expert and celebrity trainer. He's written several books and designed custom gyms all over the world and we bombard him with questions about NY Mag's MAGA piece and the yuppie aesthetic, Macauley's Cosmo cover, how Harley entered the hip-hop world, Malubi home gym destruction, will we ever have a wearable health tracker that doesn't look embarrassing? The rise of Diet Coke as a conservative nootropic, using cannabis and mushrooms with your workout, his thoughts on Bryan Johnson, the type of person who could benefit from saunas and cold plunges the most, how to "find your glutes," Chris asks how many weeks it would take to get him looking like Brad Pitt with his shirt off, the actual nutritional benefits of Erewhon smoothies, and he makes a case for the return of carbs. instagram.com/harleypasternak twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in London, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about plus-plus hotel amenities, Chris had his first anxiety attack, a meal at The River Cafe and Canteen, the looming Don Julio X Popeye's collab, TJ went to Jamie XX show, a torta creator and the dark future of UGC, miniature salt bae, more Rizzler, fan entitlement at the Gracie Abrams show and the death of live music, holding spaceX for Eusexea, and an update on hot skater firemen. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Horrors are an English rock band. Their new record, Night Life, is out in March. We spoke with Faris, their singer, from his home in England, about who should replace Pharrell at LV, the Oscar nominations, the goth room at 80's night, tactical vests, a shortage of ADHD meds, Silk Road is back, and Faris had Bitcoin at 50 quid, Black Sabbath and Black Metal, testing video games for EA, his favorite electronic artists, his first love is football, we pitch Two Shell for a remix, arriving in Japan in 2008, the day their A&R guy got his credit card taken away from him, how to find music without TikTok, and we're gonna get him an Iron Neck for some throat gains. instagram.com/thehorrors twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roy Wood Jr is a comedian from Birmingham, Alabama, currently living in New York. His newest special, Loney Flowers, is out now on Hulu. We chat with Roy about clothing donations, the Trump inauguration, Fetterman's Under Armor shorts, liberal flip-floppers, will Kim K support Trump after his declarations, when he discovered fish tacos, Baron's chances in the NBA, what a pregnancy scare will do to a young man, pornography's effect on loneliness, getting an Uber in Birmingham, aged Coca Cola, sports rehabilitation technology, and is Elon a Nazi, autistic, or both? twitter.com/roywoodjr twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about a trip to La Jolla, Trump coin, retirement plants, CTE, Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue, Club Chalamet's house was unalived in the fires, TikTok's ban and reinstatement, what if we all stopped paying insurance, Rick Caruso on Bill Maher, a Michelin meal in Singapore, reemerging: calling cards, a celebrity spotting at the Newark airport, right-wing rapper Roseanne, Jason had a Celcius before DJing in the club, and Rest In Peace David Lynch. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amanda Petrusich is a music journalist and staff writer at The New Yorker, of whom we are both fans. We spoke with her from her home in upstate New York about donating Zyn to first responders, the Australian Open, Chris ate a new bean in Singapore, the Bryan Johnson documentary, Amanda shares her writing practice, shes in the middle of reporting a story on Phish, engaging with the haters, Poptimism, mobbing in a shirtless Iggy Pop's Rolls Royce down in Miami, a subject who she's had a crush on, being "sneaky" in a good way, illegal file sharing as a form of social media, and her thoughts on Timmy's Dylan performance. instagram.com/amandapetrusich twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in Singapore, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Chris's flight out, the longest commercial flight on planet Earth, and what he didn't eat. Updates on the LA fires, a pickled herring challenge, a celebrity spotting at Jason's local supermarket, some GoFundMe thoughts, advice for influencers this week, the Watch Duty app is having the best week ever, how to unplug this week, and Chris got a book deal, so TJ tries to help him with AI technology. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hamilton Leithauser is a musician most known for his band, The Walkmen. He returns to chat about a bit about his new record, This Side Of The Island, as well as a full report on the fires in Los Angeles from Jason's point of view. Jimmy Carter's funeral, air quality, nut taps, the Trump biopic, producing the music for Pete Buttigiegg's podcast, and the new Jon Hamm TV show, Dennis Quaid gave him a root beer flavored vape, what alcohol he likes to sip, black & milds, which reunion tours work and which don't, his upcoming residency at The Carlyle in New York, dealing with dinner theater hecklers, working at The Met while his hit record was out, Slanted and Enchanted, oaked chardonnay, what tickets he has to get to win daughter points, and a nasty story out of Florida. instagram.com/hamiltonleithauser twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonathan Ames is a writer from New York, responsible for countless books, some of which have been turned into TV shows like HBO's Bored To Death or the film You Were Never Really Here with Joaquin Phoenix. He's lived quite a life and spoke with us from his home in Los Angeles about The Golden Globes, Kylie Jenner's slice of humble pie, Bradley Cooper's Cheesesteak Factory, summering in Malibu, he recently joined Equinox to swim, how he pronounces the word "Hyperion," his brain can read words backward and he does it throughout the episode, stealing Napkins in Beachwood Canyon, his relationship with tinned fish, his Buddhist-leaning lifestyle, blowing weed smoke into a tequila shot glass and chugging them both, the Russian baths, his celebrity boxing career, he lost too much weight going vegan, working with Greenpeace in Alaska, he was discovered at twenty by photographer Bruce Weber as a collegiate fencer, and he teaches us the three steps to releasing anger. wikipedia.org/Jonathan_Ames twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Chris' house in Los Angeles the morning after W Magazine's Best Performances Party. We chat about our hangovers, under-eye patches at the gym, Alison Roman Chili by way of Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Chris went to Matty Matheson's burger restaurant in Orange County, tartares and crudos, Kathy Hilton, egg white sandwich at Starbucks, what's next for people who rent Cybertrucks on Turo, gay lieutenants, what to do when the Uber Black is a Kia, and the dos and don'ts of stuffing $20 bills in peoples mouths. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eli Zabar is one of New York City's finest food impresarios. He's celebrating 50 years in the business, and we spoke with him from inside his car about unlocking our 2025 hobbies and dietary restrictions, he sets the record straight about his involvement in the Zabar's business, TJ pitches a frittata repurposing for his not so popular salad, his hate of tunafish, his love of Madison avenue, bread baking, the architecture of Richard Lewis, real estate deals, his mother's soup, his custom Charvet shirts, Ralph Lauren Bermuda shorts, fur lined Crocs, and how he summers in the south of France. What a guy! instagram.com/elizabarnyc twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today marks a new year and the return of 4-Timer's club guest and our dear friend, Brynn Wallner. She chats with us from her home in New York about Joe Budden sleepwalking nude, Chris' Landman thirst grows, our NYE plans, Brynn defends Nosferatu, her Ruth's Chris order, trying to gain weight, Christmas board games, Wipe Me Down, her dad's clean beauty, fellas is it gay to wash your hands, and some 2025 predictions. instagram.com/brynnwallner twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices