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Michelle is going to preschool! Pair this with a terrifying dream sequence and the unfortunate reality of letting the class bird out of its cage and you get "Bye, Bye, Birdie"! Though it's not our favorite episode, it's one we will never forget (whether we'd like to or not).   Plus, Stephanie continues to advance her skills as a sleuth! This time, she manages to get D.J.'s diary stuck to her hand... Are we even surprised?! Don't miss this entertaining, and very chaotic, episode recap on How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karen (previously Connie) is back!! But, this time, she's Stephanie's dance teacher?! The discourse around this character causes Jodie to cry from laughter, so that's one thing you CAN'T MISS... Plus, Stephanie's iconic dance to "My Prerogative" is featured in this episode, along with Danny's awkward interpretation of it.   Get ready for some laughs as we dissect Danny's obsession with cleanliness, the girls' fascination with their dad's dating life and the Karen/Connie phenomenon that exists in our favorite sitcom... It's all here on this episode of How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

D.J. needs her own phone number, but she has to work to get it! Little does she know, the babysitting gig that will earn her some money will also leave the child stuck in a banister with butter smothered all over his head... You live and you learn!   Plus, Becky and Jesse are turning a new leaf!! Or so we thought... and Danny tries to ditch his obsession with cleanliness to host a poker night!! But that's also short-lived. Hear our thoughts on all the craziness happening in Full House on this new episode of How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, Jesse... Another day, another tantrum!!! To clarify, we love Jesse and Becky, and we appreciate the growth within their relationship. Now, with that being said, there are some big red flags that need to be addressed!! On top of the child-like behavior from Jesse, there's the creepy relationship that Becky has with her professor?! (Hello, Barry Van Dyke)... The real question is: will this episode be the "Sea Cruise" of Season 3?! It's another recap you don't want to miss on How Rude, Tanneritos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey and Stephanie have some qualms with the members of their family!! Firstly, can you BELIEVE Comet decapitated Mr. Bear?! With a crime scene like that, Steph's anger is warranted... Secondly, Jesse's the boss and he likes it that way! Guess who doesn't like it? Joey & Stacy and... oh, yeah, Andrea and Jodie!!   We have a lot of opinions and we're eager to hear yours as well!! So, join us on this new episode of How Rude, Tanneritos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Based on the real events of the Loma Prieta earthquake in 1989, "Aftershocks" tackles the idea of trauma and how it can affect children. Full House showcases therapy in a positive light (which was rarely done at the time) and Danny comes to terms with the fact that he can't solve all of Stephanie's problems. This has become one of our favorite Full House episodes to date, and you'll see why. Join us for a deep dive into this groundbreaking episode right here, on How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Birthday Michelle!!! The youngest Tanner turns 3, and you know what that means... the circus is coming to San Francisco! What happens when the birthday girl gets stuck in a gas station during her clown-filled fest?! It's Greasy the Clown and Stephabell to the rescue!!   Plus, we have to address the ELEPHANT in the room (literally)! The girls have noticed a very interesting Everywhere You Look and we don't know HOWIE could've missed this... it's all here in the latest episode of How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad boy Jesse is back as Dr. Dare!! Scott Baio makes a special appearance as Pete, who plays a big part in bringing out that wild side to him... How do Andrea and Jodie feel about Jesse's old habits resurfacing? Furthermore, how do they feel about Danny's fashion makeover (and why is he actually rocking that tiny ponytail)?!   Plus, "the doggy ate my aus cream!" is Michelle's catchphrase this episode and we want to hear your thoughts... Do you love it or hate it?! As per usual, we'll be stating our opinions on EVERYTHING during this week's episode of How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steph and D.J. are getting a divorce?!? A divorce as roommates, that is... Luckily, the Tanner girls are highly skilled movers, so transferring all of Stephanie's things into Michelle's room was a piece of cake!! While Stephanie was adding more to her Movers Resume, the guys were focused on their big race.   Going head-to-head with one another so they can prove who's most athletic, they're lucky the whole thing was broadcasted on Wake Up, San Franciso! (We love you, Becky). Props to Danny for winning by a nose! It's all here on How Rude, Tanneritos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the moment in Season 3 we've all been waiting for... The Tanner family gets a puppy!!! Thanks to a certain golden retriever from Ohio who decided to give birth in Uncle J's bed, the dog we all know and love, soon to be named Comet, joins the Full House!!  Don't miss the puppy-filled behind-the-scenes stories from set this week and the stir of excitement it caused amongst the kids! Dive into this iconic episode with us on this week's episode of How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Season 3, Episode 6... where Full House meets Star Search!!! Lucky for us, this episode is a Dave Coulier highlight reel and we are LOVING it. Plus, Andrea's recap of this episode includes an incredible Three Stooges impression that you do not want to miss!! Stay tuned for the "Everywhere You Look" moments at the end, because there are plenty!!! Hint: take a closer look at the Star Search judges panel and you'll know exactly what we're talking about! It's a recap that will inspire you to reach for the stars and start practicing your own impressions (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A brand new Granny Tanny has entered the Full House!! If you thought brussels sprouts were gross, just wait until you see the over-the-top, lovey dovey moments between Danny and his mom... ewww!! But, at least we got Michelle's ICONIC pencil bed out of this episode!! If you were a kid growing up in the 90's, you can't deny this was your dream bed (pun intended). Don't miss this week's recap on How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stephanie learns one of her most important lessons yet...  Duckface has entered the Full House universe and we're feeling all the emotions!! We see the best sides of Uncle Jesse and Steph as she navigates the importance of treating people with kindness. Jodie felt so proud to be Steph in this moment. Join us for the recap of this unforgettable episode on How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jesse and Becky are OVER?! It doesn't take long for this couple to break up (and get back together) in the span of 22 minutes, hence the title... Though some may think Andrea and Jodie are a little too hard on Jesse, they've experienced men like this in real life and need to share from personal experience! Don't miss the other big milestones this week: Stephanie loses a tooth! To her surprise, the Tooth Fairy is more generous than anticipated! Plus, the Tanner's ever-changing backyard is starting to remind us of Narnia... Hear it all on this week's episode of How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

School is back in session for the Tanner girls and Junior High brings the unexpected for D.J. and Kimmy... kids with mustaches?! Matching outfits with a teacher?! Don't get us started on the bra stuffing... it's pure agony!!! But hey, at least Steph's loving the second grade! Don't miss this recap, where we share our honest opinions (as always), and remember what it was like to film these scenes as a young teen... it's all here on How Rude, Tanneritos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.