How The West Was Fucked

Well, the Republic of Baja Blast didn't work out, so let's invade Nicaragua! For Slavery! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Was Pearl Hart the 1st lady stage robber in the Ol' West? Was she the last? Neither! But the press played her up as both. But, as like anything else, truth as stranger than fiction... Strap in a for a even more wonderful whitey Whites of West Virginny type tale! #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #pearlhart#laststagerobber#arizona#scopesmoneytrial

It's not enough to shoot it out at the Okiley-dokely corral, how about an inept robbery of the next town down the road? And let's just shoot up the whole town as we do it. And let's just hang a maybe OR maybe not hang an innocenty man! That's Bisbee for ya! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #arizona #bisbeehistory #cooperqueen

Talk about a party crasher...how 'bout a country crasher! #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest #japanhistory #kingcomcomly #chinookpeoples #whaling #meatismurder

It's a family divided by atrocities and genocide, enjoy. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Charles and William Bent opened the one and only trading post on the Sante Fe trail. They brought with them modern conveniences like disease and war. And William's children got to experiences those things first hand. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #coloradohistory #sandcreekmassacre #washitamassacre #fettermanmassacre T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Elmer McCurdy is still dead but still managed to make headlines in the early 1990's Satanic panic! #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #satanicpanic #sixmilliondollarman #deadguy

It's after death that Elmer starts living life to the fullest. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #elmer #sixmilliondollarman #famouscorspes

Elmer was a lot better at being dead. #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic

Well, Meeker got what he deserved, a spike through the throat, so he told no more lies. But that spelt the end of the Utes in Colorado. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #coloradohistory #meeker #utes #schurz #ouray #convoy #manimal

The Utes used to control all the western half of Colorado, where are they now? Answer, mostly not Colorado. There's a reason. That reason is a opium loving, commune loving, so called 'farming expert" named Nathan Meeker. And you it's a "massacre" if white people die. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked#htwwf#americanhistory#oldwest#wildwest

Cullen is still a very bad man but it's his love of whiskey and spare ribs and his hay girl's sister that does him in. Sulphur Bottom Nightmare Band rulz! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #sulphurbottom #reconstruction #texas #racistshithead #texarkana

Cullen Baker could be the one of the worstest humans we ever encountered on this show. We even talk about the movie "Happiness" to break up the horror. Then a turd monster made Beau puke. The End. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #reconstruction #texas #possecommitatus

The Pueblos revolted against those revoltin' Spanish.  Then they came back 12 years later and the Puebloans welcomed them back with open arms.  Not really, there's more killing and more slavery.  All in the name of the Baby Jesus!  Harquebus! T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #newmexicohistory #pueblopeoples #acoma #santefe #breakingbad

After 70ish years of Spanish fuckery, the Puebloan peoples of New Mexico kicked out them harquebus loving Spaniards.  Too bad it didn't last. T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #newmexicohistory #acomaskycity #puebloans #coronado #esteban

Let's go rob two banks at once in our hometown, what could go wrong?  You could get shot in the dick. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #daltongang #doolingang #oklahomahistory #coffeyvillekansas

Maybe the most bestest train robberers of the 1890s.  But the 401k retirement plan didn't quite happen for most of the Daltons.  The got a 30/30 instead.  (oh, that's poetic as shit, I should get paid extra for that...what I don't get nothing at all?  Fuck this podcastin' shit, I'm robbin' trains!) T-Shirts by How the West was Fucked Podcast | TeePublic #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #doolin #dalton #oklahomahistory #dirtyfacebryant #trainrobber #cum

Everyone's favorite turgid superhero is back!  There's no hairy situation that Mountin' Jack Pike can't fuck his way out of.   Good Lord, please make this stop. #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #mountainmanporn #beaverskinemax #horseporn #popejohnpaulthesecond

Oh boy, we are really sorry we did this.  If you wanted to know if Mountain jack Pike could fuck on a pile of corpses, we will answer that question.  Can Mountain Jack Pike produce an avalanche of cum?  We'll answer that too.   We gladly will stop doing this if someone gives us enough money.   #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #joemeek #horseerotica

Blind and goitered, Jim spent his last years led by a see eye dog on his horse on his farm in Westport.  But if the Army listened to him, the Red Cloud War could've been avoided.  A lot could've been avoided if people just listened to him.   #howthewestwasfucked #htwwf #americanhistory #oldwest #wildwest #bridger #westportkansas #fettermanmassacre #goiter