How To Steal A Penguin

This week we measure Paul Mescal against other Irish celebrities in the pints department before donning our tinfoil hats and queuing up some classic conspiracies. To unwind, we discuss the art of YouTube comfort watching and finish on a very important question - how many seagulls would it take to carry Seán away? A very real threat and something that could happen at any moment.

This week we wade into the debate on the importance of statues of animals. We also recount the times we both separately bumped into Ian McKellen and how Sean's glorioius moustache once acted as a peacemaker during an intense day of filming.

This week we talk about our shared love of musicals, the idea of waiting outside a hotel for ten hours in the hopes of seeing AC/DC for ten seconds, and Sean recounts the time he embarrassed himself in front of comedy legend Bob Mortimer.

This week we talk about working with Irish cinema legend Colm Meaney, what it means to scuttle a ship, and Joe’s surprise appearance in a SuperValu ad.

This week we talk about Liam Neeson's increasingly gruff tones, the offensive Irish carictures in the Lord Of The Rings series, and the fact that Helen Keller once flew a plane - no, that's not a joke.

This week the lads talk about going into holiday mode, ask if Robert De Niro makes a convincing housemaid and Seán recounts a somewhat uncomfortable story about the Edinburgh Fringe festival.

This week the lads talk about the eating habits of Stanley Tucci, hand to hand combat with ET and recount the story of how they met. Awwww.