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Humanoid Resources
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Humanoid Resources is an improvised podcast about the operations of the HR (Humanoid Resources) Department aboard the fictional U.S.S. Spaceship, in the year 2667. A human from 2016, a tiny alien and a robot interview the ship's inhabitants and make funnies. Told through the lens of crazy professors, rogue government agents and sensible graduate assistants finding tapes in the present day, this podcast is worth every penny. Because it's free.
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The final episode of Humanoid Resources. Old friends show down with old enemies, and the boys say goodbye.Captain Drew Butt/Professor Barnabus- James FreetlyPurrow- Julia HeynenFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraClip Cleanback- Rich CamillucciThe Oculon- Brad PikeCharmeleon- Brennan LoweryArielanna Medusa- Jessica LandisDick Flynn- Wink StoneFancy Hat- Danny GalvinP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonSpecial Agent Wade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenMichelle Branch- Phoebe StonebrakerArtwork by Blair Britt
The Battle of the U.S.S. Spaceship begins, and Humanoid Resources enters the endgame.Derglan Zorp- Tyler DavisPurrow- Julia HeynenFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraRip Dirtsack- Rich CamillucciThe Oculon- Brad PikeP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Oh boy, finale? Yep, this is part one of three- the beginning of the end of Humanoid Resources. The boys get a visit from some of their old friends on the ship, who have a proposition for them. Meanwhile, now that the Professor and Danica are finally on board the U.S.S. Spaceship, they’ll definitely do some important stuff, right? Right?Arielana Medusa- Jess LandisDerglan Zorp- Tyler DavisPurrow- Julia HeynenFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraNora the Bop It- Elizabel RiggsP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
The HR Boys get a visit from Frankenbeans- sentient garbage with a can’t miss offer on a bang-up deal. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica reckon with finally being aboard the U.S.S. Spaceship.Frankenbeans the Garbage- Andrew GarciaDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Bada bing bada boom, the HR Boys are about to get a visit from certified fresh to death badass Christopher Moltisanti, a clone of actor Michael Imperioli, who has problems meatier than a plate of gabagool. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica are in Space Jail, but…where is the prison exactly?Christopher Moltisanti- Jason OuimetteDoug Doyle/The Warden- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Hey, how did the Professor and Danica get out of that Death Gauntlet, anyway? Didn’t we just like…gloss over that? Should we have spent more time on this?Professor Barnabus/Sully from Boston- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonVarious- Connor DoyleArtwork by Blair Britt
Nothing to see HERE, HR Boys. Certainly not a traaaap sprung by your evil, I mean, friendly friend Captain Drew Butt. Why don’t you come on in and stay a while, huh? Huhhh?Captain Drew Butt / Professor Barnabus- James FreetlyFormer Captain Purrow- Julia HeynenDoug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
All right team, let’s circle up and try to generate some corporate synergy here. Action item- review this episode where Blim Blammo the Rock Man visits the HR Department to discuss FRAGILE Project Management. Gary, let’s put your vacation recap in the parking lot and discuss it at the team happy hour later. Also in flight, the Professor and Danica check out the Death Maze Gift Shop. All right, good work team, see you all at the pair programming/pair knitting hour at 4:00! Regards.Blim Blammo- Ben PalinDoug Doyle/The Sphinx- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Django the YourMom visits the HR Boys, with a needle in his head and a dream in his heart. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica get riddled…with riddles! Hoo boy. That one hurt.Django the YourMom- Dan BetcherDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
The HR Boys get a visit from the adjective-worthy Ya’Quee’Ya and Ted, two gaseous fortune tellers who are just trying to figure out where their lunches went, man! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica celebrate the Professor’s birthday in space’s largest Death Gauntlet. (Not) Brought to you by Quizno’s (RIP).The Incomparable Ya’Queen’Ya- Alex MoormanThe Magnificent Ted- John MahoneyDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
The HR boys are in for a BIG surprise this week. A GIANT surprise, in fact. Look, their guest, Krrrrring, who runs the ships’a nail salon, is very large, and very in charge. Meanwhile, Danica gives the Professor the birthday treatment he’s always…not had.Krrrrring- Alli StarkDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Alien’s back in the office, and the boys get a visit from Chewspocka Worf, a Cyberpunkian voiceover artist who’s in hot water for his commercial choices. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica continue their space-road-side tour.Chewspocka Worf- Jim MazzarelliDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Hey…wasn’t Alien supposed to be running a marathon? Let’s check in on our favorite little “scientist”.Alien Beercan- Peter WilliamsDale Isringhausen the Pile of Gas- Spencer RybackiFranklin Smellano Roosevelt- Johnny O’MaraSucky the Vampire- Connor DoyleArtwork by Blair Britt
Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal.FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim FeltonDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyPuddle- Sarah MagnusonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony.Pastor Spookybones- Trevor KnickerbockerDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyPuddle- Sarah MagnusonProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.Vin Dictive - Chirag RathodDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade.Liff Niff- Chris GeorgeDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlySpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
Whooa, a bonus episode! Let’s take a trip back to yesteryear, when P16 was still a closeted robot trying to eat lunch with some other robot buddies…P16- Ryan ClearyJeff the Proctor-Bot- Connor DoyleDave the Janitor-Bot- James FreetlyXR90 the Cashier-Bot- Patrick BodenhausenArtwork by Blair Britt
The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel RiggsDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt
The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh.Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes YoungDoug Doyle- Connor DoyleP16- Ryan ClearyAlien Beercan- Peter WilliamsProfessor Barnabus- James FreetlyWade Anderson- Patrick BodenhausenSpecial Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz AndersonArtwork by Blair Britt























