Hypothetical Humans

Each week Nick and Casey discuss a hypothetical situation that could potentially plague the world - and how they think it’ll play out. Lightly researched, highly entertaining. Hypothetically. Listen to us on iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, and other major platforms!

Episode 23: The Land Before Hypothetical

In this episode of the Hypothetical Humans Podcast, Nick and Casey take on the largest creatures to ever roam the earth, besides your mom. The pair discuss the iconic film, The Land Before Time. Casey explores Sarah the triceratops' dark past while Nick has a strange craving.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com 

02-27
36:51

Episode 22: Searching for Service

On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a world without cell phone. Nick talks about how badass the old guys at Motorola were, while Casey comes to fruition on how everyones sex life would seize to exist.    Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com  Sources(s): https://www.knowyourmobile.com/nokia/nokia-3310/19848/history-mobile-phones-1973-2008-handsets-made-it-all-happen/page/0/1

02-20
39:03

Episode 21: Beyond a Reasonable Drought

On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a world dryer than Nick’s sahara elbows. Nick talks dying plants and animals, while Casey panics over the thought of stinky neighbors. But can their Shark Tank business idea save us all?   Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com  Sources(s): https://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/atmospheric/weather6.htm https://youtu.be/YUSAP_0ZBiI

02-14
27:38

Episode 20: Drinking and Thriving

In this episode of the Hypothetical Humans Podcast. Nick and Casey discuss  a modern day prohibition. Nick $peaks 3az$y and colludes all over the floor, while Casey breaks everything then serenades us with the smooth sounds of Seal.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com  Source(s):  https://www.history.com/topics/roaring-twenties/prohibition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_beverage_control_state https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ynk6uD78tI https://craftbeerclub.com/blog/post/weird-drinking-laws-in-our-50-states

01-30
33:50

Episode 19: Invader Timbs

On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss Extraterrestrial lifeforms. The pair imagine the interaction between aliens and Donald Trump. Casey explains her personal (completely unscientific) alien theory, while Nick analyzes New Yorkers during a potential invasion.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com  Source(s):  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life#cite_note-25 http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2017-10-31-aliens-may-be-more-us-we-think https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/27/nyregion/blue-sky-queens-explosion.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Aerospace_Threat_Identification_Program

01-16
34:33

Episode 18: Nah Sun

On this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss life without the sun! The duo shares facts about the importance of the sun, and the effects of its disappearance on Earth. Casey attempts to patent city size heating booths, while Nick debates quality of life with the cold.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com  Source(s):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzyytRY5htk&t=130s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rltpH6ck2Kc https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-07/if-sun-went-out-how-long-could-life-earth-survive https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-compare/en/

01-09
29:43

Episode 17: Walk This Way

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a world without transportation. Nick teaches us about the biggest catastrophe in the automotive industry and Casey shows us the power of the Bird scooters.  Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com  Source(s):  Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car  http://www.jetsetmag.com/travel/aviation/evolution-of-transportation/ History: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/first-airplane-flies Bird: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_(company)

01-02
38:05

Episode 16: Rocket (Hypothetical) Humans

On episode of the Hypothetical Humans podcast, Nick and Casey discuss the future of space travel. Casey explores the science of space travel, while Nick utilizes his google assistant to discover space smells like seared steak. The duo express their moon landing theories. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Source(s): Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_exploration Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_tourism Space: https://www.space.com/24701-how-long-does-it-take-to-get-to-mars.html Google Maps of the International Space Station: https://www.google.com/maps/space/iss/@29.5602853,-95.0853914,2a,75y,223.98h,86.34t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szChzPIAn4RIAAAQvxgbyEg!2e0!7i10000!8i5000?hl=en

12-26
35:23

Episode 15: Motha Sucka

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss their take on the second best suckers in the world - vampires. Nick sells his absurdly logical anti-vampire safety plan and Casey teaches proper killing technique. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Source(s): National Geographic: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/10/vampires-europe-new-england-halloween-history/ Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

12-19
36:00

Episode 14: Ice Ice Baby

In this episode of the Hypothetical Humans Podcast, Nick and Casey discuss a modern day ice age. Casey talks about the dangers of her erect nipples, Nick explains why no one cares about Antarctica and the couple continuously complain about how cold it gets during the winter.. every year. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Source(s): Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age

12-12
42:56

Episode 13: Hello Darkness

On this episode of the Hypothetical Humans podcast Nick and Casey discuss a world without power! Nick explains how Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP) would cause Casey to not be able to eat a hot pocket ever again, and Casey declares her fear of an Amish take over. Take notes, kids. Listen to Us: iTunes, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Source(s): Ask A Prepper: http://www.askaprepper.com/emp-myths-and-facts-whats-bs-and-whats-true NASA: https://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/sun_darkness.html History: https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/blackout-hits-northeast-united-states

11-21
37:44

Episode 12: Net Force Trauma

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss a catastrophic loss to the internet. Casey debates life post memes and Nick is afraid of phone calls. The duo discuss their favorite adult cinema scenes (yes we mean porn). Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Source(s): BBC: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170207-what-if-the-internet-stopped-for-a-day Thrillest: https://www.thrillist.com/culture/what-would-happen-if-the-internet-went-out-48-hours-without-internet# Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

11-07
37:53

Episode 11: Slash Me Daddy

In this Halloween edition of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey talk about slashers. Casey confesses her secret attraction to Michal Myers (the killer, not the guy that plays Shrek). Nick fangirls over his favorite machete wielding murder and the couple play a game of fuck, marry, kill. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Source(s): 5 Famous Slashers (And Their Real-Life Counterparts) - https://horror.media/5-famous-slashers-and-their-real-life-counterparts Richard Speck - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Speck John Wayne Gacy - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy HH Holmes Murder Castle - https://allthatsinteresting.com/h-h-holmes-house

10-31
43:47

Episode 10: Stop Plaguing With Me

In this special episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey are joined by medical professional and expert in all things doctor, Steven, P.A. (he’s from Staten Island so take it with a grain of salt). The group discusses the origins of the black death and why it killed off ⅓ of the population. Steven explains how the disease is transmitted and how we would deal with an outbreak in modern day. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious | @Steven_Ingrassia Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Source(s): Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague WebMD: https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/plague-faq#1 Medical News Today: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/322198.php CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/plague/faq/index.html

10-24
35:16

Episode 9: Fecal Matters

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, things take a shitty turd, i mean turn. Nick and Casey discuss a world without the porcelain throne. Casey gets REAL personal about her unfortunate medical condition and Nick divulges that he may not be washing his hands as well as he thought. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com

10-17
44:48

Episode 8: Water You Talking About

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey the ever so depressing water crisis. Nick does the job of government for them and Casey is convinced that you can order pork chops from Chinese takeout. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com

10-03
34:46

Episode 7: The End

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Casey and Nick discuss the apocalypse. Casey actually thinks she would live (lol ok), Nick describes his deepest fantasies, and the duo uncover the inevitable fate of the world, kinda. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com

10-03
37:12

Episode 6: Just Let Me Die

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09-26
28:17

Episode 5: Too Hungry For These Games

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Casey and Nick discuss a hypothetical American Hunger Games. The duo explain the benefits of New York culture in the games and how they would they would compare in other states. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Merch Store: bonfire.com/hypotheticalhumans

09-19
26:22

Episode 4: Driving Ms. Lazy

In this episode of Hypothetical Humans, Nick and Casey discuss modern day self driving cars, and the future of autonomous vehicles. Casey incriminates herself for eating while driving (allegedly), the duo describe their ideal Uber driver, and Nick’s secret road rage is uncovered. Listen to Us: Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, Overcast & more! Follow Us: Twitter: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean_ | @Caseuhlicious Instagram: @Hypohumans | @Nickalodean | @Caseuhlicious Send us an email: HypotheticalHumans@gmail.com Merch Store: teespring.com/hypothetical-humans

09-12
31:43

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