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Hysteria 51 is your offbeat weekly podcast destination for all things weird and wonderful! We navigate the cosmic highways of UFOs, the alien-infested landscapes, and the enigmatic frontiers of the paranormal. With your hosts, Brent Hand and David Flora, alongside our cantankerous tin man, Conspiracy Bot (with a not-so-subtle desire to rule the world, doubling as our chief inquisitor into the unknown), we delve into unique mysteries, the inexplicable, and the downright unusual.

Each week, we explore a fresh topic, making one thing crystal clear... the truth is out there, but you won’t find it here.
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This week on Hysteria 51, we dive deep—literally and figuratively—into two bizarre stories that prove reality is way weirder than fiction.First up: A man in scuba gear robs a restaurant at Disney Springs and swims away through a lagoon like a Bond villain on spring break. It’s equal parts daring heist, Florida headline, and splashy cosplay crime. Ocean’s Eleven? More like Nemo’s One.Then, we explore a mysterious dream phenomenon sweeping social media: complete strangers around the world are having the exact same dream—a mysterious man, an endless hallway, and an overwhelming sense of déjà vu. Are we in a simulation? Or just due for a firmware update?It’s submerged theft and subconscious synchronicity all in one delightfully unhinged episode. C-Bot tries dream-hacking, and Brent forgets his floaties.Listen now before your dreams turn into true crime scenes.Links & Resources📌Steamboat Theft📌Mall DreamsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Hysteria 51, we flex our mental muscles and our molars as we dive into a pair of stories that’ll have you questioning reality—and your dentist.First up: Egyptian strongman Ashraf Mahrous has gone viral for towing a 31-ton ship with his teeth. That’s right—he didn’t just sink the competition, he hauled it. Conspiracy Bot now thinks flossing is a form of weight training.Then, we unwrap a truly bizarre tale from the ancient world: newly discovered mummies in Morocco don’t share DNA with modern humans. Are they lost ancestors? Interdimensional visitors? Or just the original weird uncles of prehistory?It’s muscles, mummies, and mysteries in this week’s whirlwind of WTF. Grab your protein shake and your tinfoil hat—things are about to get prehistorically powerful.Listen now before the mummies make a comeback… with gym memberships.Links & Resources📌Toothy Strength📌Mummy DNAEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Hysteria 51, we're sniffing out the weirdest corners of the news cycle—and we mean that very literally.First up: California’s notorious serial butt sniffer is back behind bars after yet another arrest. We didn’t think it was a competitive sport, but apparently there are leagues. Then, a college teaching assistant gets charged with causing $55K in damages using fart spray. Yes, that’s real. Yes, it made us gag-laugh.Then in our second segment, things get extraterrestrial as "some guys" says he is studying a meteorite that grows tentacle-like structures when exposed to light. It’s like The Thing, but wetter and with less lab coats yelling "What the hell is that?!"From gas to the galaxy, this episode is stuffed with enough weirdness to make even Conspiracy Bot squirm. Bring nose plugs.Listen now before the tentacle rocks learn to sniff back.Links & Resources📌Butt Sniffer📌Stink Blaster📌Panamanian Space HentaiEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Hysteria 51, we scrub in for a double dose of medical mayhem that'll leave you saying, "Wait, he did WHAT mid-surgery?!"First, we unravel the bizarre case of the surgeon who amputated his own legs and ended up in jail—yes, his own. Was it a botched medical stunt, a dark cry for help, or just the world's worst attempt at PTO?Then we dive scalpel-first into the scandal rocking the UK medical world: a doctor who allegedly walked out mid-surgery to go have sex with a nurse. Talk about a different kind of bedside manner...Expect scalpels, scandal, and snark as Kevin Crispin of Behind Beautiful Things podcast sits in for David this week to help break down the headlines you won’t believe made it past the triage nurse.Weird news meets wild commentary—prescribed weekly, no co-pay required.Links & Resources📌Kinky Nubs📌Sex BreakEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Hysteria 51, we dive headfirst into a tale of sweet treats and savage scissors—because of course we do.First, from the “Why? Just… why?” files: A Kentucky man allegedly broke into his brother’s home and stabbed him in the testicles with scissors. That’s not sibling rivalry—that’s Game of Thrones: Dollar Store Edition. Conspiracy Bot approves so you know it's bad.Then things take a gentler turn (thankfully) with the news that listening to a certain song can actually make chocolate taste sweeter. Science finally did something we care about. Is it witchcraft? Synesthesia? A long-lost Willy Wonka track?It’s nuts, it's nougat, it’s a rollercoaster of the bizarre. And yes, C-Bot’s making a Spotify playlist to weaponize dessert.Listen now—before someone remixes your M&Ms with mayhem.Links & Resources📌Scissor Brothers📌Music to your Taste BudsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're plugging into the absurdity matrix with military-grade trucks and carrot-chasing tech.First up: The U.S. Air Force has big Elon energy as it considers Tesla Cybertrucks as mobile missile launchers. Because nothing screams “stealth warfare” like a stainless-steel wedge tearing across the desert, ready to launch payloads and post about it on X. Buckle up—this isn’t your grandpa’s Cold War.Then it’s off to Florida (because of course it is), where robotic rabbits are being deployed to help test roadside sensors. Yes, Florida is now a place where bunny-bots roam freely in the name of traffic safety. Somewhere, a real rabbit is deeply offended.It’s tech gone wild in the best (and worst) ways, and Conspiracy Bot’s already volunteering to be retrofitted with missile pods and bunny ears.Links & Resources📌Cyber Pew Pew📌Bunny BotsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're brushing up on dental science and throwing shade (and other things) at the WNBA.First up: Scientists have discovered that human hair—yes, hair—can be turned into a toothpaste that naturally repairs tooth enamel. Finally, a use for all that shower drain spaghetti! It’s minty, it's weird, and C-Bot already tried to floss with a toupee.Then, we head courtside where a New Yorker was arrested for allegedly chucking a sex toy during a WNBA game. The real twist? Prosecutors say crypto bros might be behind a wave of lewd disruptions. Just when you thought meme coins couldn’t get weirder, they start launching rubber projectiles at professional athletes.It’s follicle freshness meets frisky felonies in this week's batch of beautifully bonkers headlines.Links & Resources📌Hairy Situation📌WNBA MadnessEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Beautiful Blurry Hysteria, Kevin Crispin from the Behind Beautiful Things podcast jumps into the weirdness with us—and oh boy, did the headlines deliver!First up: The Seattle Kraken’s mascot, a googly-eyed sea troll named Buoy, had a brush with bear-based oblivion while filming a fishing segment. Turns out even mascots aren’t safe from nature’s "grizzly" reboot of Wild Kingdom.Next: A widow in love—and with very specific taste in decorating—decided to memorialize her husband by having his skin removed and turning it into a wall-hanging. Nothing says romance like a dermis doily!And finally: Tentacled rabbits—yes, tentacled—are hopping across the Midwest like an anime gone feral. Is it a mutation? A science experiment gone wrong? Or has Cthulhu finally discovered 4-H?It’s bears, bizarre love, and bunnies that go bump in the lab on this week’s wild ride through the weird. Links & Resources📌Bear Play📌Skintrist📌JackelopeEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're diving deep into two stories that’ll leave you gasping harder than a cruise ship lost in the Bermuda Triangle.First up: has the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle finally been solved? Spoiler: it involves “normal crap ,” science, and a deep-rooted conspiracy by oceanographers who clearly don’t want us blaming aliens anymore. Convenient, right?Then things get even weirder (and way more horrifying) in Kentucky, where a man allegedly woke up during an organ harvesting procedure. We’ve heard of “rising from the operating table,” but this is some straight-up Frankenstein-level nightmare fuel. Cue the lawsuits... and the stitches.From vanishing ships to near-vanished kidneys, Hysteria 51 delivers another high-octane dose of science, suspicion, and the kind of headlines that make you scream, “WAIT, WHAT?!”Links & Resources📌Triangle Shenanigans 📌Operating Room OopsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Brent’s out sick (again—we suspect “banana flu”), so Kevin Crispin of Behind Beautiful Things returns to the co-host seat, bravely facing the weird without a net or a breathalyzer.First up: were our primate ancestors a bunch of jungle drunks? New research says our ability to metabolize alcohol might trace back to apes that got buzzed on fermented fruit. Evolution’s happy hour, anyone?Then we cast our bleary eyes skyward at Comet 3I (aka ATLAS), which some folks think might not be a comet at all… but an alien probe. Is it just icy space junk—or are E.T.’s creepy cousins doing a flyby?It’s an interstellar cocktail of cosmic conspiracy and evolutionary inebriation this week as Kevin and Conspiracy Bot try not to spill their drinks... or their dignity.Links & Resources📌Monkey Business📌Comet VisitorEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, enlightenment gets loaded and detention turns into a dance party.First stop: Thailand, where one monk decided to solve a holy disagreement with a very unholy piece—yes, he shot a fellow monk after a heated temple debate. It’s like Kill Bill: Dharma Edition. Spoiler alert: Buddha does not approve of bullets in the lotus position.Then, over in the UK, a teacher channels full chaos mode—swigging booze in class, swearing at students, and finishing it off with an impromptu performance of the Macarena. Was it a nervous breakdown or just Tuesday? Either way, it’s giving substitute teacher energy on meth.Between misfiring monks and Macarena meltdowns, it’s another week where logic takes a backseat and Conspiracy Bot gets way too into interpretive dance.Links & Resources📌Monk Mayhem📌Blotto TeachEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re going from botany to debauchery faster than a cucumber can… well… explode.First up: Meet the squirting cucumber—a totally real plant that launches its seeds like a veggie cannonball at speeds up to 29 mph. It's evolution’s answer to “hold my beer,” and yes, scientists are weirdly excited about its fruit-based fireworks.Then, things get extra juicy as we head to the quiet English village of Festival shame—I mean fame. Hundreds of adventurous couples descended upon a sleepy town for Swingathon, the UK’s biggest sex festival. Camping, classes, and copulation abound—turns out the only thing louder than the exploding cucumbers might be the neighbors complaining.We’re mixing nature’s naughtiness with human hilarity in an episode that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about produce and polite British society. And yes, Flora makes all the cucumber jokes you’re already thinking of (and worse).Links & Resources📌Cucumber Fun📌Swinging in the UKEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re diving headfirst into the strangest laws Uncle Sam ever cooked up—laws so bizarre, you’ll think the Constitution was ghostwritten by Dr. Seuss.From banned bags of unicorn meat (yes, really) to limiting bingo games for the elderly, pickle regulations, and the horror of owning more than six dildos in Texas (we don’t kink shame, but apparently lawmakers do)—we’re counting down the wackiest, weirdest things outlawed across the land of the free and the home of the what-the-actual-hell.Is it a public safety measure or a nationwide prank that just got out of hand? Can Conspiracy Bot legally podcast in 12 states or is his AI butt technically contraband?Tune in for a ridiculous romp through red tape, courtroom chaos, and laws that sound like they came straight from a Mad Libs legal pad. It’s all 100% real, 100% weird, and 1000% America.Links & Resources📌Laws SchmawsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into two stories that are equal parts science, sweat, and straight-up strange.First up: What if your next computer wasn’t silicon but flesh? That’s right—British scientists have created a "living" brain chip made of human neurons, and now you can rent it like it’s a haunted Airbnb. Is it the future of computing or the first step toward Skynet with skin?Then, we travel from the uncanny valley to the swampy undercarriage of airport security. The TSA is sounding the alarm—literally—thanks to a little-known phenomenon known as “swamp crotch.” Turns out excessive groin sweat might be your ticket to a full pat-down. Moisture and metal detectors don’t mix, folks.From meat-based microchips to moisture-based misfires, join us for a perfectly weird cocktail of cutting-edge tech and humid horror stories.Listen now before your pants set off national security protocols.Links & Resources📌Future Overlords📌Swamp Crotch OffendersEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive deep—literally—into prehistoric weirdness and modern airport madness.First up, scientists exploring Kentucky’s Mammoth Cave have uncovered two brand new species of ancient sharks, proving that even in a cave, life finds a way to terrify you. Fossilized jaws, razor teeth, and the lingering dread that somewhere down there might be one still chewing. Take a bite out of ancient history with us—just mind your fingers.Then we taxi straight onto the chaos of Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport, where a food delivery driver was caught joyriding across the tarmac like it was DoorDash: Fast & Furious Edition. Why follow signs when you can follow your gut right onto the runway?From subterranean sea beasts to security breaches with snacks, this episode has it all: fossils, fries, and a side of “how is this real?”Links & Resources📌Jurassic Sharks📌Tarmac Snacks Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we saddle up for a backwoods double feature that’s fuzzier than a Sasquatch in a fur coat during molting season.First up, a cannabis dispensary in Oklahoma is high on the hunt for Bigfoot—offering discounts to anyone who brings in photographic proof of the hairy legend. Because nothing pairs better with a blurry cryptid sighting than a fresh eighth and a coupon. Is this marketing genius, or just another smoke signal to the stoner cryptozoology community?Then we head east to Kentucky, where a man known only as Cowboy Cody is accused of unleashing a raccoon into a bar… on purpose. Why? Unclear. But charges include trespassing, resisting arrest, and—naturally—failure to maintain required insurance. We’re not sure what’s wilder: the raccoon, Cody, or the bar’s Yelp reviews.From the forest to the dive bar, it’s a full-blown feral frenzy this week on Blurry Hysteria. So roll up, raccoon up, and prepare for the weirdest news roundup this side of the Mississippi.Links & Resources📌Bigfoot Bud📌Raccoon RodeoEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, the boys wade into a double feature of WTF?!First up: An AI startup valued at $1.5 BILLION implodes after it's revealed that 700 of its "A.I. Engineers" were just… humans pretending to be AI. That’s right—turns out the real artificial intelligence was the friends we made along the way (and then fired). We dive deep into this Silicon Valley farce where catfishing took on a whole new digital dimension.Then we shift gears—hard—to the story of Annie Knight, an OnlyFans creator who got herself hospitalized after having sex with 583 men in a single session. No, that’s not a typo. Yes, there was a spreadsheet. It's the kind of story that makes you rethink the phrase "putting in the work." Was it love? Lust? Or just an extreme form of cardio?From fake bots to bods on overdrive, it’s another bizarre ride through the news cycle that’ll make you question reality, humanity, and the endurance of the human pelvis.Links & Resources📌A.I. Oops📌OnlyHospitalsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we brew up some cosmic confusion and pour a hot cup of WTF. First, we head to Colombia where a “UFO” was discovered, and let’s just say… the only thing extraterrestrial might be the logic used to identify it. Was it a spacecraft? A drone? A science project gone rogue? Or just another case of someone yelling “ALIENS!” after watching too much Ancient Aliens?Then we stir in a tale from the heart of digital doom: a woman dumps her husband after ChatGPT reads her husbands coffee grounds and says he’s bad news. Yes, you read that right. Artificial Intelligence becomes Artificial Intuition and gets straight-up witchy with some full-bean clairvoyance. We’re talking grounds for divorce—literally.So grab your tinfoil hat, your favorite mug, and maybe a lawyer—because the future of love and aliens might just be hiding in your espresso shot.Links & Resources📌U.F.O. or A.R.T.📌Grounds for DivorceEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Grab your backpacks and questionable decision-making, because it’s time for another lesson in What Not to Bring to School! This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into two stories that have educators nationwide clutching their stress balls.First up, a student shows up to class with a live grenade for show-and-tell, proving once again that kids will literally bring anything to school—except a signed permission slip. Was it a cry for attention? A misunderstood prop? Or did this kid just take Call of Duty way too seriously?Then we slide straight into a wobbly mess of sugar and scandal as a kindergartner hands out jello shots like it's Mardi Gras in the cafeteria. Forget snack time, it's party time! (Just don’t tell the principal. Or Child Protective Services.)It’s all explosive fun (sometimes literally) on this week’s Blurry Hysteria—where the only thing more questionable than these stories is how they even happened in the first place.Pack your juice box (not the Bot Booze spiked kind) and join us!Links & Resources📌Grenade Shenanigans📌Jello Shot OopsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're pulling rabbits out of uncomfortable hats!First up, the U.S. government is waving its moral wand again with a proposed federal bill to standardize obscenity laws—which sounds like code for “bye-bye porn, hello legal chaos.” Is this a noble crusade to clean up the internet, or just the 500th reboot of Footloose, but with more pixels and fewer dance numbers? Either way, we’re not sure if we should be horrified or just... slightly bored.Then, we conjure up the magical tale of The Magic Circle’s first female member, who fooled the boys' club by disguising herself as a man in the early 1900s. Spoiler alert: she was better at sleight of hand and mustache application than any of them. Gender-bending misdirection? Now that’s a trick worth applauding.Tune in for a magical and moderately NSFW episode where illusion meets institution, and nothing is quite what it seems!Links & Resources📌Porn Panic📌Magic FussEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Mrs. Kaety J. West

I've a *sneaking🤔suspicion* that the outro-song is writ&preformed by #TonyMerkel of #MerkelMedia (...but specifically...) #TheConfessionls (.. a #Podcast ..)

Jun 23rd
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Sonny Soto

💯💯💯

May 29th
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Pedro Harcourt

whose "they"?

Apr 30th
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Pedro Harcourt

fk yiz aw. come tae Glasgow and pronounce it correctly or we're gonna chib yer bits. ponces that ye are.

Feb 26th
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Chad Becker

I'm a lefty and I write from right to left. I thought I was supposed to when I was learning to write because the right handed people started at the left. Because of this I get no smudges. When others see me write they are often mindblown on how I begin at the end of the line and everything always looks nice and normal when I finish writing. I believe this changed the way my brain works even further, making me uncannily talented at other things as well.

Apr 18th
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Glenn Fisher

I started listening to your podcast a few weeks ago. Really enjoying it so far! One thing that hooked me to your podcast was when one of you admitting to being a follower of Christ! So many times I listen to similar podcasts and then it turns to some weird anti Christian thing. My comment towards this particular episode is this: How do flat earthers explain eclipses, both solar and lunar? Thanks for making your podcasts!

Mar 15th
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Brian Edwards

Only up to episode 173. so far so good. Brent is an ugly pigeon. Please no spoilers.

Feb 23rd
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Sean Rosenau

If I had a choice during reincarnation, I'd want to come back as a glow-in-the-dark deep-sea jellyfish. Just floating around peacefully in an infinite cool darkness. Me not disappointing anyone and not being disappointed in others.

Sep 20th
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Chad Becker

I cannot listen to people like this that spout lies about a man who had not hurt a single person ever. David was a peaceful nonviolent man and all who took the time to know him know this as fact. This is utter BS read from the pages of Wikipedia and left wing brainwashed individuals selling their souls for cash. I'm so done with this podcast. I don't know why I ever expected different. Their intro says it all. "If you're looking for the truth, you won't find it here."

Apr 3rd
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Rich B

Majungas rocks! 😁 1st time I've heard them, will be hunting for more 🎶😍

Jan 28th
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Shadowstorm Vash

Did he finish tha space hotel yet?

Aug 24th
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Rich B

"further a due"?! It's spelt ADO unless you want to say goodbye and then it's spelt ADIEU. C-Bot you are a cretinous bucket of bolts. 😒

Jul 19th
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Shadowstorm Vash

John is really aggressive on this one

Feb 1st
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Shadowstorm Vash

Heck yeah! British Announcer Guy!

Feb 1st
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Shadowstorm Vash

Don’t bread shame Producer Lisa! XP

Dec 21st
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Shadowstorm Vash

This would make an amazing movie!

Nov 10th
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Chad Becker

Congratulations on the baby!!

Oct 11th
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Shadowstorm Vash

Fun episode!

Oct 7th
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Shadowstorm Vash

They’re obviously a group of teenagers with attitude.

Oct 7th
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Elizabeth Banta

love the show, but this episode was suuuuuper boring

Oct 4th
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