Hysteria 51

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're plugging into the absurdity matrix with military-grade trucks and carrot-chasing tech.First up: The U.S. Air Force has big Elon energy as it considers Tesla Cybertrucks as mobile missile launchers. Because nothing screams “stealth warfare” like a stainless-steel wedge tearing across the desert, ready to launch payloads and post about it on X. Buckle up—this isn’t your grandpa’s Cold War.Then it’s off to Florida (because of course it is), where robotic rabbits are being deployed to help test roadside sensors. Yes, Florida is now a place where bunny-bots roam freely in the name of traffic safety. Somewhere, a real rabbit is deeply offended.It’s tech gone wild in the best (and worst) ways, and Conspiracy Bot’s already volunteering to be retrofitted with missile pods and bunny ears.Links & Resources📌Cyber Pew Pew📌Bunny BotsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're brushing up on dental science and throwing shade (and other things) at the WNBA.First up: Scientists have discovered that human hair—yes, hair—can be turned into a toothpaste that naturally repairs tooth enamel. Finally, a use for all that shower drain spaghetti! It’s minty, it's weird, and C-Bot already tried to floss with a toupee.Then, we head courtside where a New Yorker was arrested for allegedly chucking a sex toy during a WNBA game. The real twist? Prosecutors say crypto bros might be behind a wave of lewd disruptions. Just when you thought meme coins couldn’t get weirder, they start launching rubber projectiles at professional athletes.It’s follicle freshness meets frisky felonies in this week's batch of beautifully bonkers headlines.Links & Resources📌Hairy Situation📌WNBA MadnessEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Beautiful Blurry Hysteria, Kevin Crispin from the Behind Beautiful Things podcast jumps into the weirdness with us—and oh boy, did the headlines deliver!First up: The Seattle Kraken’s mascot, a googly-eyed sea troll named Buoy, had a brush with bear-based oblivion while filming a fishing segment. Turns out even mascots aren’t safe from nature’s "grizzly" reboot of Wild Kingdom.Next: A widow in love—and with very specific taste in decorating—decided to memorialize her husband by having his skin removed and turning it into a wall-hanging. Nothing says romance like a dermis doily!And finally: Tentacled rabbits—yes, tentacled—are hopping across the Midwest like an anime gone feral. Is it a mutation? A science experiment gone wrong? Or has Cthulhu finally discovered 4-H?It’s bears, bizarre love, and bunnies that go bump in the lab on this week’s wild ride through the weird. Links & Resources📌Bear Play📌Skintrist📌JackelopeEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're diving deep into two stories that’ll leave you gasping harder than a cruise ship lost in the Bermuda Triangle.First up: has the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle finally been solved? Spoiler: it involves “normal crap ,” science, and a deep-rooted conspiracy by oceanographers who clearly don’t want us blaming aliens anymore. Convenient, right?Then things get even weirder (and way more horrifying) in Kentucky, where a man allegedly woke up during an organ harvesting procedure. We’ve heard of “rising from the operating table,” but this is some straight-up Frankenstein-level nightmare fuel. Cue the lawsuits... and the stitches.From vanishing ships to near-vanished kidneys, Hysteria 51 delivers another high-octane dose of science, suspicion, and the kind of headlines that make you scream, “WAIT, WHAT?!”Links & Resources📌Triangle Shenanigans 📌Operating Room OopsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brent’s out sick (again—we suspect “banana flu”), so Kevin Crispin of Behind Beautiful Things returns to the co-host seat, bravely facing the weird without a net or a breathalyzer.First up: were our primate ancestors a bunch of jungle drunks? New research says our ability to metabolize alcohol might trace back to apes that got buzzed on fermented fruit. Evolution’s happy hour, anyone?Then we cast our bleary eyes skyward at Comet 3I (aka ATLAS), which some folks think might not be a comet at all… but an alien probe. Is it just icy space junk—or are E.T.’s creepy cousins doing a flyby?It’s an interstellar cocktail of cosmic conspiracy and evolutionary inebriation this week as Kevin and Conspiracy Bot try not to spill their drinks... or their dignity.Links & Resources📌Monkey Business📌Comet VisitorEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, enlightenment gets loaded and detention turns into a dance party.First stop: Thailand, where one monk decided to solve a holy disagreement with a very unholy piece—yes, he shot a fellow monk after a heated temple debate. It’s like Kill Bill: Dharma Edition. Spoiler alert: Buddha does not approve of bullets in the lotus position.Then, over in the UK, a teacher channels full chaos mode—swigging booze in class, swearing at students, and finishing it off with an impromptu performance of the Macarena. Was it a nervous breakdown or just Tuesday? Either way, it’s giving substitute teacher energy on meth.Between misfiring monks and Macarena meltdowns, it’s another week where logic takes a backseat and Conspiracy Bot gets way too into interpretive dance.Links & Resources📌Monk Mayhem📌Blotto TeachEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re going from botany to debauchery faster than a cucumber can… well… explode.First up: Meet the squirting cucumber—a totally real plant that launches its seeds like a veggie cannonball at speeds up to 29 mph. It's evolution’s answer to “hold my beer,” and yes, scientists are weirdly excited about its fruit-based fireworks.Then, things get extra juicy as we head to the quiet English village of Festival shame—I mean fame. Hundreds of adventurous couples descended upon a sleepy town for Swingathon, the UK’s biggest sex festival. Camping, classes, and copulation abound—turns out the only thing louder than the exploding cucumbers might be the neighbors complaining.We’re mixing nature’s naughtiness with human hilarity in an episode that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about produce and polite British society. And yes, Flora makes all the cucumber jokes you’re already thinking of (and worse).Links & Resources📌Cucumber Fun📌Swinging in the UKEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re diving headfirst into the strangest laws Uncle Sam ever cooked up—laws so bizarre, you’ll think the Constitution was ghostwritten by Dr. Seuss.From banned bags of unicorn meat (yes, really) to limiting bingo games for the elderly, pickle regulations, and the horror of owning more than six dildos in Texas (we don’t kink shame, but apparently lawmakers do)—we’re counting down the wackiest, weirdest things outlawed across the land of the free and the home of the what-the-actual-hell.Is it a public safety measure or a nationwide prank that just got out of hand? Can Conspiracy Bot legally podcast in 12 states or is his AI butt technically contraband?Tune in for a ridiculous romp through red tape, courtroom chaos, and laws that sound like they came straight from a Mad Libs legal pad. It’s all 100% real, 100% weird, and 1000% America.Links & Resources📌Laws SchmawsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into two stories that are equal parts science, sweat, and straight-up strange.First up: What if your next computer wasn’t silicon but flesh? That’s right—British scientists have created a "living" brain chip made of human neurons, and now you can rent it like it’s a haunted Airbnb. Is it the future of computing or the first step toward Skynet with skin?Then, we travel from the uncanny valley to the swampy undercarriage of airport security. The TSA is sounding the alarm—literally—thanks to a little-known phenomenon known as “swamp crotch.” Turns out excessive groin sweat might be your ticket to a full pat-down. Moisture and metal detectors don’t mix, folks.From meat-based microchips to moisture-based misfires, join us for a perfectly weird cocktail of cutting-edge tech and humid horror stories.Listen now before your pants set off national security protocols.Links & Resources📌Future Overlords📌Swamp Crotch OffendersEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive deep—literally—into prehistoric weirdness and modern airport madness.First up, scientists exploring Kentucky’s Mammoth Cave have uncovered two brand new species of ancient sharks, proving that even in a cave, life finds a way to terrify you. Fossilized jaws, razor teeth, and the lingering dread that somewhere down there might be one still chewing. Take a bite out of ancient history with us—just mind your fingers.Then we taxi straight onto the chaos of Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport, where a food delivery driver was caught joyriding across the tarmac like it was DoorDash: Fast & Furious Edition. Why follow signs when you can follow your gut right onto the runway?From subterranean sea beasts to security breaches with snacks, this episode has it all: fossils, fries, and a side of “how is this real?”Links & Resources📌Jurassic Sharks📌Tarmac Snacks Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we saddle up for a backwoods double feature that’s fuzzier than a Sasquatch in a fur coat during molting season.First up, a cannabis dispensary in Oklahoma is high on the hunt for Bigfoot—offering discounts to anyone who brings in photographic proof of the hairy legend. Because nothing pairs better with a blurry cryptid sighting than a fresh eighth and a coupon. Is this marketing genius, or just another smoke signal to the stoner cryptozoology community?Then we head east to Kentucky, where a man known only as Cowboy Cody is accused of unleashing a raccoon into a bar… on purpose. Why? Unclear. But charges include trespassing, resisting arrest, and—naturally—failure to maintain required insurance. We’re not sure what’s wilder: the raccoon, Cody, or the bar’s Yelp reviews.From the forest to the dive bar, it’s a full-blown feral frenzy this week on Blurry Hysteria. So roll up, raccoon up, and prepare for the weirdest news roundup this side of the Mississippi.Links & Resources📌Bigfoot Bud📌Raccoon RodeoEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, the boys wade into a double feature of WTF?!First up: An AI startup valued at $1.5 BILLION implodes after it's revealed that 700 of its "A.I. Engineers" were just… humans pretending to be AI. That’s right—turns out the real artificial intelligence was the friends we made along the way (and then fired). We dive deep into this Silicon Valley farce where catfishing took on a whole new digital dimension.Then we shift gears—hard—to the story of Annie Knight, an OnlyFans creator who got herself hospitalized after having sex with 583 men in a single session. No, that’s not a typo. Yes, there was a spreadsheet. It's the kind of story that makes you rethink the phrase "putting in the work." Was it love? Lust? Or just an extreme form of cardio?From fake bots to bods on overdrive, it’s another bizarre ride through the news cycle that’ll make you question reality, humanity, and the endurance of the human pelvis.Links & Resources📌A.I. Oops📌OnlyHospitalsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we brew up some cosmic confusion and pour a hot cup of WTF. First, we head to Colombia where a “UFO” was discovered, and let’s just say… the only thing extraterrestrial might be the logic used to identify it. Was it a spacecraft? A drone? A science project gone rogue? Or just another case of someone yelling “ALIENS!” after watching too much Ancient Aliens?Then we stir in a tale from the heart of digital doom: a woman dumps her husband after ChatGPT reads her husbands coffee grounds and says he’s bad news. Yes, you read that right. Artificial Intelligence becomes Artificial Intuition and gets straight-up witchy with some full-bean clairvoyance. We’re talking grounds for divorce—literally.So grab your tinfoil hat, your favorite mug, and maybe a lawyer—because the future of love and aliens might just be hiding in your espresso shot.Links & Resources📌U.F.O. or A.R.T.📌Grounds for DivorceEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grab your backpacks and questionable decision-making, because it’s time for another lesson in What Not to Bring to School! This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into two stories that have educators nationwide clutching their stress balls.First up, a student shows up to class with a live grenade for show-and-tell, proving once again that kids will literally bring anything to school—except a signed permission slip. Was it a cry for attention? A misunderstood prop? Or did this kid just take Call of Duty way too seriously?Then we slide straight into a wobbly mess of sugar and scandal as a kindergartner hands out jello shots like it's Mardi Gras in the cafeteria. Forget snack time, it's party time! (Just don’t tell the principal. Or Child Protective Services.)It’s all explosive fun (sometimes literally) on this week’s Blurry Hysteria—where the only thing more questionable than these stories is how they even happened in the first place.Pack your juice box (not the Bot Booze spiked kind) and join us!Links & Resources📌Grenade Shenanigans📌Jello Shot OopsEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're pulling rabbits out of uncomfortable hats!First up, the U.S. government is waving its moral wand again with a proposed federal bill to standardize obscenity laws—which sounds like code for “bye-bye porn, hello legal chaos.” Is this a noble crusade to clean up the internet, or just the 500th reboot of Footloose, but with more pixels and fewer dance numbers? Either way, we’re not sure if we should be horrified or just... slightly bored.Then, we conjure up the magical tale of The Magic Circle’s first female member, who fooled the boys' club by disguising herself as a man in the early 1900s. Spoiler alert: she was better at sleight of hand and mustache application than any of them. Gender-bending misdirection? Now that’s a trick worth applauding.Tune in for a magical and moderately NSFW episode where illusion meets institution, and nothing is quite what it seems!Links & Resources📌Porn Panic📌Magic FussEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we slither into science’s weirder corners with two stories that ask the age-old question: “Wait… you did WHAT to yourself?”First up, we meet a man who voluntarily got bitten by hundreds of venomous snakes. No, it’s not a new Jackass reboot—this real-life serpent sponge may have accidentally stumbled into creating a universal antivenom. Spoiler: His blood is basically Gatorade for science.Then we chill things way down (literally) as we dive into the world of cryonics horror stories—where getting frozen after death might be cooler in theory than in practice. From misplaced heads to the kind of lab hygiene that would make a raccoon say “ew,” it's a frozen nightmare that’s less Walt Disney's dream and more your uncle’s meat freezer.Join us for a venomous, brain-freezing romp through the strange side of science—where survival and sci-fi horror are only a syringe apart.Links & Resources📌Venom Vax📌Frozen Hijinx Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we bring you two stories that prove reality is glitching hard—either that, or someone spilled Bot Booze on the simulation control panel again.First up, scientists literally get the green light to mess with Earth’s mood lighting. That’s right—sun dimming is no longer just a Bond villain plot or a Metallica album concept. It’s geoengineering in real life, and we’re one step away from giving Earth a cosmic dimmer switch. What could possibly go wrong?Then, we deep-dive into the ultimate case of design karma: the iconic "You Wouldn’t Steal a Car" anti-piracy ad—yeah, the one that haunted your dreams before every DVD menu—might have used a pirated font. That’s right, the ad meant to stop digital theft may have committed... digital theft. The irony is so rich it should be locked in a vault labeled “MEME GOLD.”Join us as we shade the sun, question the kerning, and try not to get sued by Helvetica.Links & Resources📌Great Dim Down📌Fonts of Justice Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re heading straight into the entomological underworld and… the world’s weirdest fertility-themed Grand Prix?First, we dig into the ant-ics of smugglers trying to sneak live garden ants out of Kenya like they’re the latest black-market superfood. Belgian and Vietnamese nationals were caught trying to scurry away with these little critters, but the real question is: why ants? And how do you even get through customs with a suitcase full of bugs?Then, we pivot from ants to, well, another kind of swarm—Sperm Racing. That’s right, Los Angeles hosted a very real, very bizarre event where hundreds of people gathered to bet on which donor’s little swimmers could outpace the rest in a lab-rat drag race. Science? Art? Performance? Vegas-style fertility? We’re not entirely sure, but someone brought pom-poms.Grab your popcorn and your magnifying glass—this episode's got creepy crawlies, reproductive roller derbies, and the kind of news that makes your search history deeply suspicious.Links & Resources📌Ant March📌Zoomy ZoomEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we dig into the Blurry Photos coffers for a trip down Tv Commercial memory lane. Wanna know more? Read the b... err, listen to the podcast...Original DescriptionFlora is joined by Ryan from Rumor Flies and Brent from Hysteria 51 to discuss the classic Time Life book series Mysteries of the Unknown. A 33-book set detailing all kinds of Forteana and weird topics, Time Life’s Mysteries of the Unknown introduced high strangeness to countless individuals around the world. The boys get together to go over the books in the series, including highlights and influences from each. It’s a blast of all kinds of strange topics! You want ley lines? Boom. Madam Blavatsky? Pow. Plant sentience? Skadoosh. It’s a tour-de-force of Forteana and all this great book series has to offer. If any of these topics sound extra interesting, let David know for a possible future Blurry Photos episode!MusicMyst on the Moor, Danse Macabre – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Blurry Hysteria, the world proves once again that reality is stranger (and way funnier) than fiction. First up, we flap our way into South Africa, where a helicopter crash had one very unexpected stowaway: a penguin in a cardboard box. Is it espionage? A fishy getaway plan? Or just the weirdest Uber ride in aviation history?Then we chug along to Missouri, where a man found himself back in cuffs for getting a little too intimate with a train seat. That's right—he's on a one-way trip to the “nope” station with a layover in “why tho?”From avian absurdity to locomotive lust, it’s another baffling journey through the bizarre—only on Blurry Hysteria!Links & Resources📌Penguin Oops📌Train TabooEmail us your favorite WEIRD news stories:weird@hysteria51.comSupport the ShowGet exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1ShopBe the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.