I'm The Devil

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Hi devils!!! Welcome BACK to the podcast. First of freaking all, this week the Sur employees participate in one of our favorite traditions: staff photos. There’s also a staff party where Kristen confronts Sandoval and Jax, and Stassi and Katie have a sit down convo. Other highlights include James begging Lisa to let Kristen attend the aforementioned party. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about (https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about) Hellooo we are back and guess what season 3 has nearly come to an end. This week we learn how many days Jax thinks are in a year, watch Stassi and Kristen break bread, and celebrate Lisa’s dog adoption event. But maybe most importantly, everyone shit talks Kristen. A LOT. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpodFollow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about This week in the SURniverse Scheana’s wedding reception is in full swing and chaos reigns supreme. Schwartz gives Katie a nearly malicious “gift” of a fugly rose gold ring strung up on a cheap ass Claire’s looking chain, James Kennedy is getting so drunk that Kristen has no choice but to sock him in the kisser, and wedding coordinator Danielle is ruining the party because the DJ won’t answer her texts in the middle of his set. Nevertheless, the venue is stunning and we had a loooot of fun talking about it. Enjoy!! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

It’s All Happening - S3E15JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about It’s Scheana Shay’s wedding day!!!!!! The crew gathers to watch their crop top angel bride strut her bedazzled stuff down the aisle at a wedding so spectacular it rivals the likes of Pandora Vanderpump’s, but on a waitress (lawsuit settlement) budget. This wedding may be the most iconic VPR has ever seen, from Scheana lost and wandering the halls of her venue like a matrimonial ghost to the literal trainwreck of a wedding coordinator, Danielle biffing basically every second of the event. It’s a fun one, y’all…enjoy!! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

USE CODE MOVE50 FOR 50% OFF THE PATREON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Hey lovelies!!! We’re back in our brand new recording space: Hannah’s brand new apartment wahoo!!!! On today’s episode of Vanderpump Rules a couple iconic and monumental things happen: Schwartz’s confesses to cheating on Katie (again), Jax shares his brand new exercise app with us, AND KRISTEN DOUTE GETS FIRED FROM SUR FOR HER INDISCRETIONS. Wow!! Enjoy devils <3Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpodFollow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/Intro music by Emerson Faucet

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about We've got something reaaaaally special for you cheeky little devils...SCHEANA SHAY'S MEMOIR! That's right, we took one for the team and read the damn thing. Turns out we actually have a ton to say about it so this is only part one. Part two next week though, yeah!!Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Big week. HUGE week. MIAMI GIRL IS IN TOWN!! We know you all have been waiiiiting for this one…Annemarie aka Miami Girl shows up at SUR and everyone is like oh my god noooooo except Kristen who is like yessssss holy shit finally. There’s fighting, there’s crying, there’s cigarettes smoked and managers told to S a D if you know what we mean. Tom and Ari run away because they’re apparently scared for their physical safety. They actually aren’t making reality TV like this anymore. You’re going to love it. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Welcome back, LDs! It's a wicked couple’s hour at SUR, with Kristen and James, Jax and Carmen, Schwartz and Katie, and somehow Peter and Vail?? That’s right, your beloved Peter tricks Vail into a date. Think he’s so sexified now? We’ll leave that up to you to decide. Basically this week Stassi is alone in her apartment with a broken AC painting a piece of cardboard chevron pattern while everyone else is going on dates and working dinner shifts at SUR. There’s laughs, there’s tears, there’s statement necklaces. Enjoy it!! xoxoFollow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Guyssss it’s a really exciting week. The gang is still in Miami for Scheana and Shay’s bachelor(ette) party, Kristen still has an insatiable bloodlust for Ariana and a good old fashioned lust for her ex boyfriend, and randomburger Vail is there. Notably, we meet John, who is, in the words of Tom Sandoval, “an older gay gentleman,” “a man about town,” and in our words, Jax’s former male lover and benefactor. YES! That kind of thing makes us smile so big. Enjoy! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Hellooooooo everyone! This week we are doing something super special and giving our non patreon members some exclusive behind the pay wall patreon content for zero dollars and zero cents. This week we chat Molly Rutter, The Summer I Turned Pretty, and most importantly The Scheana Shay and Brock Davies affair that rocked the nation. Subscribe to the patreon if you like hearing us chat about stuff that isn’t VPR but isn’t not VPR…we will return to your regularly scheduled programming next week. xoxoFollow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Oh my goddd we meet again. This week the gang (minus Stassi, plus some of Scheana’s nearest and dearest and also Jeremy Madix who is a pervert) goes to Miami for Scheana and Shay’s joint bachelor(ette) party!!! Scheana obviously wears a ton of makeup, Vail breaks into Kristen’s phone, and Kristen (somewhat) successfully hates on Ariana and Tom from afar. Oh and despite the fact that Sandoval is still focused on outing Jax for cheating of Tiffany, Jax is actually ALSO still focused on cheating Tiffany with Vail. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Much ado about San Diego in the SURniverse! The unholy boy trio head south on a trip booked by Jax’s long distance girlfriend Tiffany. Jax (allegedly) cheats on his long distance girlfriend Tiffany. Back in LA, Stassi and Scheana are officially calling it quits on their friendship, Kristen and James are telling, not asking, Scheana and Shay that they will be attending their joint bachelor/bachelorette trip to Miami, and Katie is waiting quietly in her apartment for her nasty ass boyfriend to get back from his trip and yell at her. We’re building to something big here. Enjoy!! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Fossett

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Hello Little Devils! This week our bubbas are on the rocks…but don’t worry, they’ve employed the help of another ill-equipped television therapist to guide them through the rocky waters that is Tom Schwartz’s addiction to Jax Taylor. While those two embark on a counseling journey that will ultimately last only a single session, Sandoval and Ariana are being constantly harassed by the dynamic (demonic?) duo of Kristen and James, Jax is trying his darndest to cheat on his Vegas girlfriend with ivy league educated hostess Vail, and Scheana is attempting to have the best summer of her life. Everyone has got a goal and almost all of them are insidious. Love y’all! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ Intro music by Emerson Faucet

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about Yayyyyy it’s gay (guy) pride!!!! You know what that means…fugly pink falsies and and an airbrush stencil to the face. Jax and Katie are feuding, Tom and Katie are fighting because of the feuding, and Kristen is doing everything in her power to make Tom Sandoval rue the day he ever met her crazy bad ass, including donning the infamous and super sexified green dress to pick up her mail at an apartment she hasn’t lived at for six months. Oh, and we meet Vail. Vail is lowkey weird…enjoy, little devils! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ (https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/)Intro music by Emerson Faucet

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about (https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0/about)?Everyone! Look! There’s 50 gay mayors and they’re all at Pump! Lisa Vanderpump is having a party for every the gay mayor in the whole wide world :). Over at SUR, a new demonic duo has sprung from the ashes of a deviant tryst, but instead of banging on the couch, Jax and Kristen have teamed up to take down Katie and Schwartz’s relationship. Because, duh, Katie motorboated a guy’s crotch and Schwartz made out with a girl, but only for like 10 seconds (allegedly)!!! Basically no one wants to see Katie and Schwartz together but obviously for all the wrong reasons. But have these twisted freakos ever been right? Not yet, and not ever. Enjoy!!Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ (https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/)Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod (https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod)Follow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ (https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/)https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ (https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/)Intro music by Emerson Faucet

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON FOR VIDEO & WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT <3 https://www.patreon.com/c/imthedevilpodHi everyone…welcome back. This week, everyone all of a sudden hates Katie Maloney because she allegedly motorboated some guy’s crotch. Yeah, sure, that feels like a physically impossible act, but to our precious SURvers, delusion is reality. We’re dipping our toes into an era where Katie is public enemy number 1, so buckle up for a more than healthy dose of homegrown misogyny. But we also meet Gordo! Awwww, Gordo, a real freak of a dog, picked out by a real freak of a guy. Hey, at least this episode made us giggle! We hope you do too <3Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/ (https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/)Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod (https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpod)Follow the hosts:https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/ (https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/)https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/ (https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/)Intro music by Emerson Faucet

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code NEWTECH for 50% off the Patreon. Subscribe on your desktop instead of in the app to avoid a surcharge!! https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creatorHiiiii little devils…JAX GOT ELECTIVE COSMETIC SURGERY!!! This may be the first time but it certainly won’t be the last :). This week Jax gets a nose job, Schwartz is a bartender for one singular hour, and everyone who’s anyone is going to the OK magazine party. Oh, and it’s hip to hate Katie now. Shocker! This one was legit so fun. Enjoy xx Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpodFollow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/Intro music by Emerson Faucet

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code NEWTECH for 50% off the Patreon. Subscribe on your desktop instead of in the app to avoid a surcharge!! https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creatorHEY Y’ALL! This week it’s all happening…Kristen is getting her cable box back…but uh oh…Tom still had stuff he wanted to watch on the DVR!! PUMP is finally having its grand opening in the epicenter of the gay community and Stassi is back in LA after pooping in a New York Starbucks bathroom for the past 3 months. Love you all! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpodFollow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/Intro music by Emerson Faucet

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code NEWTECH for 50% off the Patreon. Subscribe on your desktop instead of in the app to avoid a surcharge!! https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creatorHiiiiiii! Welcome back! Our SURvers are bringing the HEAT this week…Jax has two girlfriends (don’t worry they “know about each other”) (sure. ok), James Kennedy continues to be a hyper annoying mega freak as he will for the rest of all time, and Scheana calls Sandoval a super p*ssy after he sends her a full on humiliation ritual in the form of a four minute front facing sobbing vlog! Enjoy it, y’all. Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpodFollow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/Intro music by Emerson Faucet

JOIN THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS CONTENT!!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code NEWTECH for 50% off the Patreon. Subscribe on your desktop instead of in the app to avoid a surcharge!! https://www.patreon.com/imthedevilpod?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creatorIt’s season 3, ya’ll!!! This week we’re formally introduced to James Kennedy, which is of course a horror beyond human comprehension. Jax starts his nose job journey while also dating two girls, Stassi (kind of) apologizes to LVP, and Scheana’s birthday party is of course overshadowed by Kristen and Tom’s antics. Oh AND Katie’s hair is brown again!!! Rejoice!!! Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imthedevilpod/Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imthedevilpodFollow the hosts: https://www.instagram.com/hannah420691998/https://www.instagram.com/sophiawpelton/Intro music by Emerson Faucet