I've Only Been Wrong Twice

A weekly advice podcast from Danny Palmer and Elizabeth Martin. Every Tuesday we choose a few real questions from our listeners, we give them fake names, and we answer their questions as best we can.<br /><br />You can email us your questions at <a href="mailto:questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com">questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com</a>.

Episode 62: Dramatic Groundhog

In this episode Elizabeth almost dies, and we talk about finding a safe place to masturbate, sexy texting before you meet someone, and dealing with partner who doesn’t want to do anything.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

10-10
42:52

Episode 61: Avatar Bond - Part 2 (with Joshua Dean)

Part 2 of our special episode with Joshua Dean! We talk about Elizabeth having basic tattoos, dealing with an older bully, and when someone wants to get an expensive gift for your significant other.We heart you Las Vegas.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

10-03
43:54

Episode 60: Avatar Bond - Part 1 (with Joshua Dean)

Joshua Dean joins us on the podcast, for a special 2-part episode! We talk about dating on Instagram, being attracted to the wrong people, and judging someone on a first date.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

09-26
35:10

Episode 59: Ripe

Danny is somehow still hungover. On this episode we talk about texting your ex, getting out of a wedding speech, and liking the smell of your own farts. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

09-19
46:07

Episode 58: Lightning Round

It’s Elizabeth’s birthday! To celebrate, we’re doing a lightning round with as many questions as we can fit in one episode. We talk about how much to spend on a first date, where to move after college, getting revenge on your siblings, and a whole lot more. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

09-12
52:45

Episode 57: Log in Queue (with Nai Zhao)

Stylist and designer Nai Zhao joins us on the show this week, where we talking about going gray/bald, stinky sex, and finding a missing condom.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

09-05
45:41

Episode 56: Dearest Dwelling

On this episode we talk about your partner hating condoms, forbidden haircuts, and sweater weather.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

08-29
45:39

Episode 55: Mystery Dishwasher

On this episode we talk about living with messy roommates, a cheating fiance, and how to figure out if you’re poly or not.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

08-22
43:53

Episode 54: Fake Facebook (with Patrick Green)

Actor Patrick Green joins us for this episode! We talk about bad partner choices, religious parents, and losing a neighbor’s pet. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

08-15
01:01:52

Episode 53: Accidental Virgin

On this episode we talk about popular and unpopular friends, keeping things from past relationships, and turn offs. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

08-08
53:39

Episode 52: Silicon Valley

On this episode we talk about dating a friend of a friend, when a one night stand gets clingy, and being bad on a first date. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

08-01
48:14

Episode 51: Cow, Milk, Something

On this episode we talk about waiting for marriage to have sex, getting “benched” when dating, and hooking up at weddings. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

07-25
45:16

Episode 50: Smash and Dash (Live in Portland!)

Our 50th episode, recorded live in Portland, Oregon! On this episode we talk about giving your partner a sexy gift, uncomfortable oral sex, and dating above your league. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

07-18
41:58

Episode 49: Penis Blushing (with No Filter Improv)

No Filter Improv joins us this week to talk about having sex with your hookup’s brother, dating without being funny, and your partner’s body hair.You can see No Filter Improv LIVE in Portland, Oregon on July 14 in a special show sponsored by I’ve Only Been Wrong Twice. Get more information and tickets at nofilterimprov.com.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

07-11
51:37

Episode 48: Friend Zone

On this episode Elizabeth kills rabbits. We also talk about being left out of a threesome, living with slobs, and traveling for a hookup. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

07-04
47:56

Episode 47: Canned Wine

On this episode we talk about being hot vs. being smart, how to get out of running a marathon, and peeing in someone else’s bed.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

06-27
53:32

Episode 46: Van

On this episode we talk about getting over a hangover, dealing with a snooping partner, and getting laid off from your job. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

06-20
54:20

Episode 45: Hamster

On this episode we talk about killing a friend’s pet, dating your yoga instructor, and never having a relationship. You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

06-13
45:32

Episode 44: Nude Beaches

On this episode Danny can’t ride a bike, and we talk about your crush having sex with your friends, partying with parents, and long distance sex.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

06-06
51:12

Episode 43: Sex Tape Safe Zone

This episode Elizabeth tries to convince Danny that aliens exist, and we also talk about making a sex tape, being new on Tinder, and dating someone who is poly.You can write us a question for us to answer every week at questions@iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com, or on our website iveonlybeenwrongtwice.com.

05-30
54:46

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