I Don't Care If This Ruins My Life

Patrick Kindlon and Ian Shelton attempt to discuss their successes and failures in their creative lives while often getting stuck on something else entirely.

Patrick Kindlon, Warehouse Actor

Tour logistics under covid, Warehouse acting

07-14
01:22:58

Seeking The Approval of Losers

Mysterious guy disapproval, Donda and snitching to the press.

07-11
01:30:10

Patrick Tried To Fire Me

A little bit of a sleepy return but WE'RE BACK. Patrick discusses the launch of his Image Comics debut "The Frontiersman", Ian talks about turning down record deals for the long term bet and then we discuss the argument of a lifetime where Pat tried to fire Ian off the drug church music video.

07-10
01:22:58

Scooby Doo Villain Problems

Ian releases a song called KKK Tattoo, Patrick watches the comics industry get cancelled.

07-09
01:20:43

Traumarama

How trauma, misfortune, ugly circumstance, and bad luck inform or motivate a creative life. Also, jail talk.

07-08
01:19:14

So Strange, So Right Now

Write a page a day, guilt consumerism, doja cat's fascist only fans account.

05-27
01:27:58

Things Are Looking Up

A bright and cheery episode, anti social distanced concert talk, a night in Amsterdam, Pat's a russian bot.

05-20
01:05:10

Gavin Newsom is a Bitch

Season 2 Episode 5. Is Gavin Newsom a Bitch??? Also, do you think your art will last?? FIND OUT ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE

04-22
01:10:33

A Failure To Negotiate

S2E4 Lots of music industry talk tbh. We are left uncertain if Patrick or Ian has a better bod.

04-15
01:11:17

I Would Sooner Watch Two Ants F**k

Season 2 Episode 3. How our now career and aspirationless lives are going in quarantine, also a discussion on competition in music.

04-07
01:13:56

Five People Can't All Have What They Want

We return for Season 2 Episode 2 and really drag our own names through the mud. Corona talk, trump talk, why no band without a singular head will ever function, was there a period of time when Patrick was waiting for marriage to have sex? All this and more terrible things.

03-31
01:16:50

Life On Pause

SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 WE'RE BACK BABY. We talk about how life is currently paused and how we're coping. Patrick faces the unsure future of whether or not his industry will even exist in the coming months.

03-24
01:09:26

If You Don't Like Me You F***ing Suck

A scatter shot of new year goals, movie intake, random shit talk.

01-06
01:40:33

I Guess This Is A Star Wars Episode

We attempt to discuss criticism and fan ownership but get stuck in the weeds on Star Wars.

12-19
01:26:17

Owning Your Masters

Patrick wants to discuss owning your IP in comics, Ian wants to discuss owning your IP in music. We land somewhere in the middle. Patrick also finally watches Good Time.

12-12
01:26:27

Is an Arianna Grande Song Art?

Ian fails at his writing goals. Patrick wants to shit on The Lighthouse. Both of us think you're crazy if you care enough to respond to the Martin Scorsese and Alan Moore fake controversies.

11-21
01:05:43

Patrick's Convention Dilemma

Patrick hates to see fake shit win, Ian hates to see Patrick lose. Both of us basically talk about comics the whole time.

10-30
01:13:32

That Whole "Live Show Photography" Thing...

In a non schemes based episode, Ian hates the status of live show photography. Patrick doesn't care. Overall we both fail at imparting what we want to.

10-23
01:08:02

Gut Your Elders

Ian gets cruised in a Nebraska bathroom and releases 2 music videos, Patrick still working on his animated pitch, both of us believe you should destroy your heroes.

10-07
01:10:31

The Delusional Loser's Task

Patrick is suddenly working on an animated series, Ian is on tour but trying to stay productive, both of us agree writing is a task for delusional losers.

10-01
01:16:59

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