I Don't Want to Make This Too Long

A podcast for the girlies that gossip via 20 minute long voice messages to their besties.

Episode 10 - Father, Son, and the holy Bratz doll

Hi friends! We are nothing if not the girls with a passion for fashion. Today we talk all things Bratz, Barbies, and everything in between. We discuss the chokehold MyScene dolls had on us, Bratz Rock Angelz changing lives, and twistable scalp Barbie.

11-21
01:01:39

Episode 9 - Young Adult Vampire Lore

Hi friends! Today we talk about one of our favorite things - young adult vampire lore. These books altered our brain chemistry in more ways than one. We talk all things adaptions, cringe dialogue, and how bad Hollywood fumbled the Vampire Academy bag.

11-14
01:03:01

Episode 8 - Must be the season of the witch

Hi friends! Today marks the last of our Halloween episodes, and what a better way to end it than by talking about ourselves - witches! We dive into manifesting, angry candle flames, and the beginning of our rebrands.

11-07
01:03:59

Episode 7 - Spooky Stories to Tell in Broad Daylight

Happy Halloween! Today we discuss all things Halloween, share spooky stories, and sport the cutest costumes you ever did see.

11-01
01:10:11

Episode 6 - Barbie's Dream Psycho Killer Boyfriend

Hi friends! Welcome to our first Halloween episode of the spooky season! Today we're talking about who would be the ideal serial killer boyfriend, why Phoebe’s type is “mamas boys” & Keiara’s type is tall dark and handsome, and which horror icon is a Sagittarius and why.

10-24
01:00:27

Episode 5 - Tentacles, Beasts, and Kinks, Oh My!

Hi friends! On our first episode back from our break, we're here to talk about Mrs. Katee Roberts and her collection of spicy books. We dive into our favorites, our not so favorites, and why everyday we stray further from God's light.

10-17
58:47

Episode 4 - The student hasn't become the master

Hi friends! On today's episode we dive into what we wanted to be when we grew up, the disappointments of adulthood, and childhood delusions of grandeur.

10-03
01:11:00

Episode 3 - All roads lead to Chad Michael Murray

Hi friends! On today's episode we discuss early aught's celebrity gossip that rewired our brain chemistry - including Lindsay Lohan's little black book, forgotten celebrity couples, and Chad Michael Murray's connection to everyone under the sun.

09-26
59:12

Episode 2 - Horror movie bracket beatdown

Hi friends! Today's episode is all about our favorite underrated horror movies, Chad Michael Murray's colorful dating history, and shoehorned love interests.

09-19
01:37:46

Episode 1 - Aries, who hurt you?

Hi friends! Welcome to our FIRST episode. Today we dive into astrology, being self aware, and escaping reality via old Scooby Doo reruns. To our Aries listeners, take this as a formal apology for today's episode.

09-12
53:26

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