I Guess We Can't Have A Podcast

Two washed up culture editors talk pop culture, clothes, and their phones.

62. I Guess Ruining Everyone's Lives Is Uncivilized

The ladies consider selling out for Bezos.

11-25
55:25

61. I Guess The Row Doesn't Want These Situationships

Eva has gastritis and Ella makes fun of people falling in love with AI.

11-13
01:00:05

60. I Guess Merkins Are Flying Off The Shelves

Did you know pube wigs are from the 1450s? Eva orders a Walmart Birkin.

10-24
29:25

59. I Guess Everybody's Mad About This New Album

Taylor Swift's Fate of Ophelia is giving Satellite, and that's OK, but let's start a fund to get Olivia Rodrigo her royalties back.

10-12
01:19:55

58. I Guess Y'all Think We Don't Know Ball

Seriously wish we didn't.

09-27
52:54

57. I Guess It's The Rapture Again

Since we're not floating up to heaven with Jesus and the Tiktok weirdos, I guess we'll scroll W Magazine's London Fashion Week looks for Spring 2026.

09-23
59:22

56. I Guess Taylor and Travis Are Getting Married and Everyone's Invited

Except for Blake, Kanye and Kim. So all is right in the world, especially now that Tefi's show is back. Just kidding, Trump is still president.

08-28
55:10

55. I Guess Doja Cat Is Giving Bianca Censori

Ella has eye surgery and talks about herself while Eva tries to keep this episode on track.

08-26
58:43

54. I Guess Ghislaine Has A Perfectly Reasonable Explanation For All Of This

And Trump is all ears. Plus, the brother of Miley Cyrus explains the dark unhinged behavior of Macaulay Culkin's wife.

08-13
58:47

53. I Guess Candace And Trudeau Are Out Here Wildin'

In this special episode, we welcome Entertainment PR Specialist Lauryn Love to help us tackle The Macrons' grievances against Candace Owens, Katy Perry's 40th attempt at a comeback this year, Substack, Pamela Anderson, and Sydney Sweeney's racist ad.Follow Lauryn Love at:https://www.tiktok.com/@lauryn_lovehttps://lovelettersbylaurynlove.substack.com/

08-04
01:15:41

52. I Guess Herbal Essences Smells As Good As It Did In The 90s

From digital detoxes to the mighty efforts of drugstore self-care products, the hosts squeeze in the time to make fun of Jeffrey Epstein's birthday card.

07-27
01:04:17

51. I Guess Epstein Would Have Loved That Antipasto

We know this doesn't make sense, but does anything?

07-16
01:07:04

50. I Guess We're Wracking Our Brains For A Deadeye Pioneer

In this midweek mini update, Naomi Campbell and Miley Cyrus do not care if you paid VIP.

07-08
37:55

49. I Guess RIP USA 1776-2025

Is this episode our one-way ticket to Florida Auschwitz? Also Emma Stone has eyelids now and Bianca Censori is our hero.

07-05
01:12:31

48. I Guess Vogue Was Obsessed With Lauren Sanchez's Ugly Wedding Dress

All those billionaires and no one can look good.

06-28
51:01

47. I Guess Bezos Has A History With That Obnoxious Boat

Kim Kardashian finally acts right - meanwhile Katy Perry and Hailey Bieber are spotted without their wedding rings.

06-25
01:00:46

46. I Guess We'll Worry About '90s Stuff While The World Burns

From skinny trends to the casting and wardrobe disasters of An American Love Story, Ella and Eva get parasocial.

06-23
01:00:12

45. I Guess If O.J. Got Off, So Could Blake

From Meg Ryan's botch job to feet pics, Ella and Eva get to the heart of what really matters which means we finally tackle the Sutton Foster/Hugh Jackman situation.

06-14
01:02:35

44. I Guess It's The Big Beautiful Breakup

As we all wait to find out what we already knew, the ladies wonder if the fall of Rome was as stupid as the social media feud currently gripping the world.

06-07
01:05:44

43. I Guess We're Not Allowed To Laugh At Travis Kelce's Back Hair

Men have it so hard so let's body shame them for an hour.

05-25
01:10:05

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