Blanche's mother in law dies. Her brother in law Jamie comes to viist. Blanche starts thinking Jamie is George and sets herself up for another heartbreak. Meanwhile, Sophia has been stealing their cars. Does she crash one? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Sophia returns from a funeral with her friend Martha. The woman who passed was very ill. The girls are going to babysit a couple month old baby. He gets an ear infection. Harry is his doctor. Blanche uses it as an opportunity to make another pass at Harry, but he cuts her off by comparing her to his mother. Meanwhile. Sophia's friend Martha decides she wants to end her life by suicide. She asks Sophia to help. What's Sophia to do? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Rose has a new boyfriend, Miles. She met him at the ballroom. But meeting his friends has made her feel inadequate. Blanche has hit a dry spell. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Dorothy is dating a lawyer. Rose is on a mission to save the dolphons. Sophia worries Dorothy is going to ruin it. Blanche is jealous. Dorothy's laywer turns into a clown, but still saves the day when a dolphin protest the girls are involved in goes south.--- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Rose is notified that Charlie's pension is cut off. She tries to find a new job but has to deal with age discrimination. What is Rose to do?--- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Becky is in town visiting. She surprises Blanche by telling her she is going to get artificically inseminated. Blanche is not happy. .--- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Dorothy's neighbor, Dr. Harry Weston, refers her to a virologist. He determines she has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. She's not crazy like the other doctors have told her she is. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Dorothy is sick. She is exhausted. She is worse every day. But the doctors still tell her she is fine. What is going on? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
A man wants to buy Blanche's house. She doesn't know what to do. They take a trip down memory lane with cheesecake. Does she sell or do they stay? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Friends of Sophia's, the Boscos, come to visit. They bring shocking news. They think Dorothy is their daughter and they want her back. Meanwhile, Blanche gets Rose to go to a dirty dancing class with her. Since it's the same movements as making love, it should be easy for Blanche to do, right? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Sophia has lost a pound. She now weighs 98 instead of 99 so she goes on an eating spree. The girls have a memorial party and want to look better in their bathing suits. They eat cake while they relive memories. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Blanche gets a sizeable bonus at work and decides to use it for a breast enlargement. Sophia's friend Lillian has gone missing from Shady Pines. When Sophia learns she was moved to Shady Pastures she's very upset as it's the worst rest home in town. Blanche's surprisingly unselfish actions save the day. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Rose's little sister Holly comes to visit. Rose does not like her sister. Her sister butters up her housemates and friends and turns them against Rose. Does the truth about Holly finally come out? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Rose learns that Sophia knocks some pills of her into the sink and forgot to tell her. Now she is out of them and can't get replacements for several days. It turns out she's been taking them for 30 years and is addicted. Can Rose get the help she needs to get through this? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Dorothy's best friend and tennis teammate from high school comes to town for a reunion. They play and Trudy dies. Is she dead? Or is this another one of her practical jokes? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Sophia is supposed to go to the bank and purchase a CD when Rose has to go work. Instead she buys a boxer (a fighter, not a dog) off the street. He's guaranteed to win $10,000 even if he loses. Everyone tries to train him. He disappears. They find him playing a violin. He wants to go to Julliard. Does win the fight? Lose the fight? Or get into school? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
The girls are running the variety show fundraiser for the hospital. It's not going well. Sophia "owns" the only act that is decent. She aagrees to let them be in the show if her boyfriend can be. Rose tells them she will get Bob Hope to be the MC and that he's her father. She was adopted by the Lindstrums at 8 years old. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Death and mortality are the main theme as more of Sophia's friends die. Dorothy takes Sophia on a trip to Disney World and Sophia finally gets to go on Space Mountain. Rose and Blanche are trying to turn Rose's childhood stories into a children's book. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
It's Valentine's Day, but the girls dates all cancel. We get stories of previous Valentines Day's from Sophia, Blanche, and one that involves the girls. Their dates suprise them and show up with a limo. Sophia goes out with Julio Iglesias. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc
Dorothy has a date. His name is Eddie. They don't really like each other, but the sex is amazing. Rose and Blanche join the Be A Pal program. However, the girls they get paired with cause them to get arrested. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc