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I Never Liked You

Author: Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

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Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.

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89. Trying To Survive

89. Trying To Survive

2025-09-1827:52

We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #TryingToSurvive #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ImpossibleScenarios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale! https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎟️ Come see Nick's live monthly show in Brooklyn September 17th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1564770042319?aff=ebdssbdestsearch 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #AdvicePodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith 00:00 Intro 00:36 How Do I Find Love 01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law 03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover 04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off 06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks 07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me 08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie 09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t 10:28 Exploring My Sexuality 12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI 13:58 Stressing About College 14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On? 15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job 20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not 21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HypotheticalScenarios #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ZombieApocalypse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
85. Mythical Creatures

85. Mythical Creatures

2025-08-2125:10

We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MythicalCreatures #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Nessy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content & Uncensored : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
83. Our Toxic Traits

83. Our Toxic Traits

2025-08-0725:23

We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ToxicTraits #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #GaslightGatekeepGirlboss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
81. Cults

81. Cults

2025-07-2423:49

We’re talking about cults — what makes them work, why people fall for them, and whether we would. Also, Matteo once worked somewhere… suspicious. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We thought adulthood would look one way, and it turned out… not that. This week, we talk about what we expected life to be like when we were younger — and where it ended up instead. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us. 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week we’re talking about the rise and fall of the “movie star.” What changed, and why does it all feel different now? Head to https://www.squarespace.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This episode is exactly what it sounds like. We go through superheroes and villains and decide who’s gay, who’s definitely not, and who’s just giving off the vibe. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We answered your questions — and somehow ended up judging outfits and saying nice things to each other for the first time. It was weird for everyone. 🎧 Part 2 + Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week we talk about stuff that used to be everywhere — and just quietly disappeared. Some of it we miss, some of it probably needed to go. Either way, we had opinions. Link to Nick's Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1377925615609?aff=erelexpmlt 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #Nostalgia #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ComedyPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
74. Pride Month

74. Pride Month

2025-06-0526:351

We talk about Pride — what we like, what we don’t, and how it’s kind of turned into a lot. Just some honest thoughts (and jokes, obviously). 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #PrideMonth #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LGBTQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, we try to figure out which reality shows we’d thrive on — and which ones would absolutely ruin us. Zero training, full confidence. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week we played a round of This or That — quick choices, strong opinions, no second chances. Part 2 is up now on Patreon if you want more chaos. 🎧 Bonus Content + Part 2: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
71. The New Pope

71. The New Pope

2025-05-1523:35

There’s a new pope — and we have thoughts. Mostly bad ones. That’s the episode. Nick's show in Brooklyn: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1330824765699 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, we’re talking about animals that are gay — and how it’s way more common than you'd expect. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Emma Blake

I love this podcast! Don't care that you're not obsessed with world history or dates. Here's to future feuds and wonderful Liza moments. Would love to hear you two feud about opera.

Mar 14th
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