I Wish You Wouldn't

What's up babygirl. Yes, I know what you're thinking - it's July, where is my Pride 2023 review??? Don't worry h0m0s, here it is!!!! Additionally, Austin and Katy discuss titty flippin, encourage murder, and try to figure out what the F is going on with the impending apocalypse. Also a surprise guest: barf. Pobody's nerfect!

Hulllllo! (In the style of old gay) So glad to have you. Join us for: drag race projections, Jedi betrayal, Katy accidentally sexting, Austin’s erotic dancing, sex injuries, butthole ticks, and in an upsetting turn of events, a serial homo killer.

This episode is baby just like us. In this tease of an episode, your favorite besties contemplate the expiration date on nudes, Austin's dead grandpa in the hall closet, and getting pushed around in strollers by beefcakes.

You better work, bitch. In this episode you can expect the standard - Austin going off about the government, rich people, and the world generally being a dumpster fire, etc. What you weren't ready for was our high level of concern for Lady Gaga. Stef, you good??? Also discussed: Sending nudes, butt stuff equality, and the age old question, What do men want? Comment below if you have a tapeworm plug, no reason.

Wowie wow wow! This week on the pod, the girlie-pops talk about bad hookups, video games, powerpoint presentations of naked men, skincare, getting scammed online, and, last by not least, hazelnut scented lube.

Long time no see, baby! Did You miss us? This week Austin and Katy are back at it, and it's about time! They give excuses for the long break, like Katy reaching milestones, mental health breakdowns, and how Austin is definitely NOT a Disney Gay. Plus a few cameos from friends of the pod and a scandalous new game that tries to answer one very important question. Welcome back, bestie!

It's the KATY'S BIRTHDAY EPISODE!!! We are getting rough and rowdy, baby! The dolls talk logistics of sexy house renovations and bring you a new segment dedicated to complaining. This week's topic is: Harry Styles' gaybaiting transgressions. Austin is a film critic all of the sudden and Katy recounts the time she gave her address to a potential stalker. Pobody's nerfect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #shangelawasrobbed

Austin and Katy are back this week and boy are they fighting for their lives in these trenches! The divas discuss being Throat Cousins, men not acting right, religion on the apps, and Austin’s ever intensifying hatred for Corporate America (eat the rich). Also Katy gets to the bottom of nightly emissions, and thank god neither of us has testicular cancer. Strap in besties.

This episode your fav divas answer some burning listener questions! Including but not limited to: What do you even do with a vagina? and What is the kinkiest porn you've watched? Also Austin shares about his latest bathhouse experience and changes the trajectory of the friendship. Trigger warning: Taylor swift; alligator death.

The diva dolls welcome bestieboo!!!! Our first guest and it’s our favorite groupie – Jacob!!! We all share our coming out stories, and Jacob betrays Katy, exposing her for the lonely old hag she is. Austin did some shitting on entitled, gross celebrities; hi old, delete it old. Also, Jacob gets sexy with nightstand peanut butter.

The gal pals are finally back! Did you miss us? Tell us you missed us. We discuss the woes of online dating and the benefits of being 30, flirty, and thriving. Katy gets cancelled for being culturally insensitive. And incredibly, Austin only mentions capitalism one time. We brainstorm some holiday ideas and accept that sometimes people from your past should stay in your past, diva.

Here we are, back again, girlbossing and gatekeeping. Trigger warning: This episode is a little more vulgar than most! Austin and Katy discuss kinks and fetishes (Not yucking anyone’s yum. Obvi.) The besties do a little wikipedia-ing about geography, Katy is scared about biting off a penis, and Austin shares his fears about fame.

This week the dolls get a little emotional about art and their synced menstruation. And Austin finally shares the story of his murderous aunt - it’s about time! There is some gooning and baiting going on and we get a little teaser for upcoming podcast guests; shout out to the illustrious and mysterious Jacob.

Hi, hello. Hi! This week Austin and Katy go back to basics to talk about the conception of their friendship and the pod. We shout out our Texan listeners and the musical stylings of jizz, and how it feels to have your biggest church crush end up doing gay porn! Oh, and Austin officially comes out! Finally!

Much like the great George Lucas, we're starting at episode four babeeey! It totally has nothing to do with us messing up the recording of the first three... This week Austin and Katy contemplate the "multi-talents" of Nancy Reagan, not so divalicious drag divas, actors in Marvel movies, and possible sapphic grandmas?? Obviously this is all wild conjecture!! We're really going through it, besties.