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The fifty-second one

2023-02-0104:51

I talk about - well… I end it. For now. Thanks to everyone who listened. I’ll be back.

The fifty-first one

2023-01-2514:57

I talk about a strange interaction with a meth head, a bottle of vodka shaped like an AK-47 and taking a shit in a crowded holiday house.

The fiftieth one

2023-01-1814:41

Happy New Year! I talk about painful commutes to work, calling an office to sell weed and truck drivers being Gay, Fat and Stooped.

The forty-ninth one

2023-01-1114:51

I talk about getting haircuts when you wear toupees, cream-filled condoms and pizza franchise wars.

The forty-eighth one

2023-01-0414:41

I talk about Austria versus Croatia, joining the Australia’s best broker and wiping your dick.

The forty-seventh one

2022-12-2814:46

I talk about multicultural markers, defining healthy and my girlfriend saying “dang”.

The forty-sixth one

2022-12-2114:54

I talk about “sharing” a chicken parma with a colleague, the dubious activities Mr Right engages in and counting condoms.

The forty-fifth one

2022-12-1414:53

I talk about subconsciously mirroring my girlfriends father, toilet seats and pedophiles writing on t-shirts.

The forty-fourth one

2022-12-0714:46

I talk about every recording session having a “warm-up” episode, having a threesome from an ad on your engaged girlfriends car and inducing labour with an orgasm.

The forty-third one

2022-11-3014:56

I talk about weddings with no plus-ones, beer weather and working in a pizza shop.

The forty-second one

2022-11-2314:55

I talk about homeless people on the train, introduction e-mails at work and sex work being the only profession where the worker needs to be the complete opposite to their customer.

The forty-first one

2022-11-1614:55

I talk about misunderstanding STD test results, phantom bird shits and cumming over a lawnmower.

The fortieth one

2022-11-0914:53

I talk about what’s been going on for the last year or so, the aftermath over the last few days and going with your gut.

The thirty-ninth one

2022-11-0214:49

I talk about starting fires with a warming drawer, shitty music being played on phones and being set up with my cousin.

The thirty-eighth one

2022-10-2614:52

I talk about hero parties, MRBTA and how many people are shitting right now.

The thirty-seventh one

2022-10-1914:56

I talk about $7.50 coffees, public holiday surcharges and my favourite tits.

The thirty-sixth one

2022-10-1214:56

I talk about trying to exercise, succeeding in exercising and taking a phone call while urinating.

The thirty-fifth one

2022-10-0514:50

I talk about betting on the grand final, my upcoming 1.5 year anniversary and a shitty ticket provider.

The thirty-fourth one

2022-09-2814:51

I talk about people pooing in public toilets, Nazi sympathy and masturbating.

The thirty-third one

2022-09-2114:46

I talk about holidays and public holidays here in Australia, the death of the queen and practice poops.

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