IDK What I'm Doing

<p>Tune in for two best friends who are just as confused as you are. Every week Merika and Miles ponder adulthood, but also centaurs, breast implants, and Whitney Houston’s poop. Y’all ready for this?</p>

88. Final Episode: I don't know how to 33

The final episode of the podcast :((( Merika and Miles reflect on 3 years of the pod and what they did (and didn't) learn. Bye y'all!

03-10
55:56

87. Minisode: I don't know how to have the perfect bowel movement

If you are like Miles and you hate hearing about poop, skip to 6:07. Otherwise, get ready for a take-no-prisoners episode about bowel movements, smart bish water, and dressing your age.

03-02
23:05

86. I don't know how to get off my phone

Phones have taken over our lives and this week we are spilling the T...mobile! How much screen time is too much? Is a phone an indulgence or pure evil? Our eyes hurt!

02-23
45:40

85. I don't know how to read comics

This week we talk slutty X-Men, learning to read by reading Archie, and all that manga at Borders (RIP).

02-16
48:39

83. I don't know when to say no

This week we discuss saying yes to too much work, taking one for the team (sexually!), and saying no to gay peer pressure.

02-02
43:12

82. Minisode: I don't know how to go back to school

This week we actually have good advice?? We talk changing careers, taking drugs because your job is too hard, and what life is like at age 90. Spooky!

01-27
21:15

81. I don't know how to sing

Mic check! This week we talk all things singing: from karaoke to belting in your Honda Civic. Plus, Merika reveals a secret she's been keeping from Miles since high school—and he is shook!

01-21
45:34

80. Minisode: I don't know how to take good dating profile pics

Merika is almost too horny to answer your questions this week! We sit down (because standing sucks!) to talk mirror selfies, werking from home, and bootcut jeans.

01-12
25:16

79. I don't know how to achieve my goals

Goal guru and Miles' boyfriend (!) Andy joins us to set goals and spill tea. 2021, here we come!

01-05
01:01:08

78. Minisode: I don't know how to say I love you when I don't mean it

Just in time for New Years, Merika and Miles talk Zoom weddings, Taylor Swift's prolific year, and getting in the moOoOod.

12-29
32:39

76. Minisode: I don't know how to be excited enough

Another light flow episode! We talk sexy student teachers, finding happiness every day, and Obama's baby obsession.

12-15
30:40

75. I don't know how to be straight

Merika returns for an episode about straightness, but also gayness, breast implants, centaurs, and hunter gatherers. Y'all ready for this?

12-09
01:01:00

74. Minisode: I don't know how to hug dudes

Miles goes solo this week! Listen to him talk under a sheet by himself about Only Fans, Planet Fitness, and working from homo.

12-02
21:30

73. I don't know how to be cute

Our minisode become a maxi this week as we won't shut up about Taylor Swift, Planet Fitness, and Triscuits on a nipple.

11-24
43:00

72. Minisode: I don't know how to date in a pandemic

We kind of answer listener questions but also talk Hayden Panettiere, micropenises, and sliding into DM's.

11-16
18:17

71. I don't know how to be honest

We're back from a short quarantine to talk honesty, but also the Real Housewives, Julia Child, and rimming! Is Merika Miles's hottest friend??

11-10
47:36

A Lil Update

Not a real episode! We don't have anything recorded right now, but we didn't want to leave y'all hanging either.

10-23
02:48

70. I don't know how to do drugs

The D.A.R.E. program lied to us!

10-13
53:51

69. Minisode: I don't know Cotton Eye Joe and I don't want to

Merika and I answer (?) one listener's questions. Pandemic parties! LGBT terminology! Eurodance!

10-07
27:56

68. I don't know astrology pt. 2

Part two of our astrology episode with special guest Kailey. This time it's Merika's turn and like, we're shook.

09-29
54:01

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