IN FIVE

Join me, Edward Thomas, and special guests as we attempt to sum up a musical artist's entire oeuvre in just 5 tracks.

STEVE REICH

They said it was only a phase… Ed & Jacques’s opinions sometimes sync up and sometimes don’t on the unique output of influential minimalist composer Steve Reich. Oh, and it’s pronounced ‘Reich’, not ‘Reich’. Just to clear that up. … like Sean Connery saying “rice”. Except he wouldn’t say “rice” like that.   Will Jacques finally ‘crush the Different Trains hegemony’ [citation needed]? Will Ed just fucking GET OVER HAND CLAPPING MUSIC FOR GOD’S SAKE? So… is this the last episode of IN FIVE then?   ONE OF THESE AND SOME will be addressed in this… [looks at calendar] tax year’s edition of In Five!   Check out Jacques & Gender is the Bastard’s Gay Rights/Gay Wrongs on Bandcamp.

10-27
01:11:17

21 - ABBA (Round Table)

Do we have it in us? How dumb would it be if we ended up picking 2 songs from Voyage? Portishead? Really?! At least 2 of these will be addressed on tonight's sweded simulcast... I'm privileged to be joined, once more, by Rob & Andy (from the estimable Hits 21 Podcast) and effrontery artiste Josh ('Jacques n' Their Box'), as we split the ABBA Gold from the abbatoir in a Voyage to find the middle ground on Sweden's perpetual palindromic pop p...henomenon. The Hits 21 Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/7mcG2eHx146WWVzAZBHAqF Jacques (aka Josh aka Jacques) on Bandcamp: https://jesuiselation.bandcamp.com/ My "Favourite Albums" challenge list on RYM: ⁠https://rateyourmusic.com/list/RhymeDragWithDrag/shall-i-compare-thee-approaching-my-favourite-albums/

05-29
01:36:53

20 - Radiohead (w/ Jake)

What the hell are we doing here? Do you understand THEIR ripcord, Thom? Did you ever consider that? What Radiohead song sounds like it was written by a schoolboy? A full third of these will be addressed here, tonight, as “myself” is joined by Politico, Podcaster & Pal Jake to talk about Muse, U2, Dolly Parton and that band that did the sad track from the Romeo & Juliet soundtrack. Did I mention that we talk about Muse?   Here us waffle about relegation tier Pixar movies here: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rebel-chums/episodes/Rebel-Chums-2-18--Cars-3-e4i75n/a-aiemob And check out my favourite albums “challenge” list here: https://rateyourmusic.com/list/RhymeDragWithDrag/shall-i-compare-thee-approaching-my-favourite-albums/

04-13
01:29:44

19 - Blur (w/ Lizzy from Hits 21)

APPLES AND PEARS AND VARIOUS OTHER FRUIT. Podcast veteran and Hits 21 co-host Lizzy & I celebrate the turn of a new year (and the release of a new album) by recounting the ballad of "Seymour" from Barrett-echoing bargain bin baggy, through “Middle Class” Britpop and eclectic proto-Hail to the Thief noise pop to a broken speaker on Mars. What album proved so controversial it made one of the hosts watch a racist episode of Star Trek? And that one with the horny virus (only if you’re a woman – the men just sweat a bit). How many new ways can be found to say The Great Escape is underwhelming? How would Lizzy deal with the possibility of alien contact? Did that pigtail woman from Moonraker have braces or not? At least 75% of these inquiries will be answered with approx. 60% certainty in this Westwastic edition of In Five.   LINKSES: The Hits21 Podcast ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/7mcG2eHx146WWVzAZBHAqF⁠ My RYM Fave Album Challenge Thingum https://rateyourmusic.com/list/RhymeDragWithDrag/shall-i-compare-thee-approaching-my-favourite-albums/

01-04
01:28:28

18 - Stevie Wonder (w/ Andy from Hits21)

‘Why can’t Stevie Wonder tie his own shoelaces?’ ‘Because of a clause in a crippling Motown recording contract signed when he was a child’ Andy from Hits21 joins me to cherish the prestige popcraft of Stevie Wonder … and, of course, to flog one of music criticism’s oldest, deadest horses by noticing how comparatively crap his 80s stuff is (Hotter than July is smashin’, though). What is the opening chord to ‘As’? How do you pronounce moog? Why does no one pick Superstition? Has mint ever been sexy in any context? A good… half to a third of these will ALL be answered! CHECK THESE OUT: Take an entertaining, insightful trawl through the 21st century public’s conception of pop greatness with the Hits21 Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7mcG2eHx146WWVzAZBHAqF And, as this episode took me so goddamn long to edit – he’s only got another podcast now about… well… NOW (‘that’s what I call music!’) https://t.co/HE37dQnkVB

09-24
01:40:27

17 - Kendrick Lamar (w/ Rob Wilson)

As Eddie Fisher once sang: 'Kendrick Lamar / to me he was so wonderful...' I'm joined once again by multimedia music polymath Rob for a pretty DAMN. deep discussion skirting BLM, role models, the Confession vs Sin ratio and how Drake is, like, really boring. What track do we happen to agree contains Lamar's worst impulses? Can anyone else match his 5 album run? Is she saying 'go be the change' or 'ghoul beef change'? ALL SHALL BE REVEALED (subjectively, inconclusively, tentatively) in this epoch's IN FIVE! (Special thanks to Rob for editing this episode! Honestly, all I did this time was listen to some hip hop and mutter near a USB mic.) Check out the Hits21 podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/7mcG2eHx146WWVzAZBHAqF And, if you're at all power pop-inclined, Rob's remastered EP is GREAT: https://colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/album/my-thoughts-only-have-more-threads-granola-edit

07-21
01:42:50

16 - The Insane Clown Posse [ICP] w/ Josh Gemmell

ROLL UP, ONE AND ALL... The show re-emerges in triumphant [?] fashion with a feature length rabbit hole plumbing Juggalos, Faygo-tasting, literary theory, STDs, police profiling... and music, as we deep dive into the defiant output of hip hop's outsider whipping boys, the INSANE CLOWN POSSE. So are we down with the clown? Or down with the clap? Or down and out in Paris and London? Are they gross? or Grossly misunderstood? Or Grosse Pointe Blank starring John Cusack? Find out all of this, darkly, in this ... quarter's [?] IN FIVE. LINKSIES: Follow Jacques 'n' Their Box on Facebook: www.facebook.com/jacketlebox Presave the upcoming album, 'wickedness' at: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/jacquesntheirbox/wickedness ... Oh, and that "Timbaland" bullshit the host did in lockdown (remember House Party?): www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGpKHviu4fY

06-10
01:33:58

15 - THE BEATLES [with Rob, Josh & Andy!]

Hello hello! Yes, this does still sputter to life from time to time... and what could be more lively than a round table shouting match about discursive war horse/dead horse The Beatles? I'm joined by show regulars Josh and Rob, who is in turned joined by his co-host Andy from the Hits21 Podcast for a timed team tussle over the Fab Four's catalogue. White Album slagging! Ringo love! Number 9 number 9 number 9... We don't mean to be contrarian... we really don't. --- Follow the Hits21 Twitter (@Hits21UK) : https://twitter.com/Hits21UK Listen to 'Your Postmodernism Is Not My Postmodernism' by Jacques on Spotify, YouTube music or Bandcamp: https://sickheadrec.bandcamp.com/album/your-postmodernism-is-not-my-postmodernism?token=EC-5AH00417KS809880B Check out the 'Shall I Compare Thee...' favourite albums list at: https://rateyourmusic.com/list/RhymeDragWithDrag/shall-i-compare-thee-approaching-my-favourite-albums/ And don't forget to follow us on Twitter (@InFivePodcast) : https://twitter.com/Hits21UK/InFivePodcast --- Attribution: 'Airport Lounge' by Kevin McLeod (incompetech.com) licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 - http://aux.incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/mp3-royaltyfree/Airport%20Lounge.mp3

03-06
01:43:49

IN FIVE [EP. 14] - Missy Elliott (with Josh Gemmell)

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never broadcasts! Josh aka Jacques aka Jacques and I welcome each other like one of those youtube videos where a pet’s owner comes back from serving overseas. Who the pet is? Open to discussion. What they were serving? Depends on the meal. This epoch, we combine like Voltron and Optimus Prime [citation needed] to discuss Missy “Misdemeanour[U]R” Elliott, A girl from strike-hollowed County Durham with dreams of breaching the gender boundaries of dance. To hear more from Josh aka Jacques aka Jacques, seek his knob-twiddling at https://jesuiselation.wixsite.com/jacques/tatws?fbclid=IwAR0_TjfHjUirpfZl6uD3NbKr-yi8ekRadXzYuG8W2zAdSL3Bjt4kCZD12dw

10-03
01:11:32

IN FIVE [EP. 13] - Bring Me the Horizon (with Rob Wilson)

Quit your blah blah about the BWAH BWAH... they've changed. Check out Rob & Lizzy's fantastic Game of Thrones podcast - The Longest Night - at https://anchor.fm/the-longest-night Lend your diametrically opposing face holes to his musical output at https://colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/

02-20
01:52:58

IN FIVE [EP. 12] - The Beach Boys (with Lizzy from The Longest Night)

Does Mike Love have something to do with the sinking of the Lusitania*? Who the hell are "Bruce & Terri"? Is Trout Mask Replica, like... enjoyable? ... and, most importantly, how in This Whole World do two fathomless Brian Wilson nerds go two whole hours without even mentioning 'The Beach Boys Love You'? Join myself [tm] and the erudite, insightful Lizzy from The Longest Night podcast as we address half of these and more - cresting triumphal waves and scouring wrecked bottoms to create a very short, very lopsided playlist of the divine and the debauched. *no.

12-22
01:53:50

IN FIVE [EP. 11] - Tricky (with Josh Gemmell)

What... the guy from Massive Attack? Well...No. Well... kinda. But...  Join Josh  & I as we herald an underground maverick with more strident under the radar releases than Jacques Cousteau with the squits. Speaking of... find the deconstructive derrings few dare do of Jacques Ellé - Sean on Facebook @jesuiselation

11-25
01:40:02

IN FIVE [EP. 9] - Kanye West (with Rob Wilson)

Because sometimes a waist-deep morass of trashy tabloid pages is just overzealous shielding for a yummy fish supper. Rob & I remind you of that fish supper.  ... yeah, that'll do. Encase your ear-pipes in more of Rob's astute, personable verbiage at https://anchor.fm/the-longest-night or https://wearerebelchums.wordpress.com/ or dig some of his punchy-ass power-pop at https://colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com/

07-12
01:45:17

IN FIVE [EP. 8] - Björk (with Josh Gemmell)

Josh Gemmell (aka poet, performer and provocateur Jacques Ellé - Sean) once more graces IN FIVE towers* to assist in determining, once and for all, Björk's very swooshiest and Björkiest songs. Our chosen methodology: slagging off your favourite albums. BON APPETIT! Find the irascible and irreverent Jacques Ellé - Sean on Facebook @jesuiselation  *Well, If McDonald's can compare their Big Mac to a tower without any legal backlash...

04-14
01:59:32

IN FIVE [EP. 7] - Bob Dylan (with Hareth Houston)

in this amply-lengthed, loosely-bounded... one might say [don't] "freewheelin'" discussion, I confer excitedly with talented tune-belter Hareth Houston on the subject of Duluth Minnesota's second greatest export (the city, of course, being proud home of the "pizza roll"), Robert "Blind Boy Grunt" Zimmerman. Don't forget to check out Hareth's smashin' new single, 'The Promised Land', on all major platforms.

03-14
01:52:00

IN FIVE [EP. 6] - PARAMORE (with Rob Wilson)

In Five makes it sound like these are gonna be concise and to the point, dunnit? Yeah, b*****ks to that. I once more welcome Rob Wilson (aka punchy power-pop provider Colourful Sevens) to talk at [feature] length about an oft-misunderstood group whose discography, while brief, has exhibited a bold, skin-(and sometimes fan)-shedding musical metamorphosis. If you're still game for more, please check out Rob's vibrant power pop confections at https://colourfulsevens.bandcamp.com), or how about one of his myriad excellent podcasts (he's better at this than me)? Combining informed veteran commentary and the views of the uninitiated, I'm sure you'll find something to grab you in his in-depth revisitations of the likes of Game of Thrones (https://anchor.fm/the-longest-night) or Disney/Pixar (https://anchor.fm/rebel-chums).

02-11
01:54:00

IN FIVE [EP. 5] - Britney Spears (with Ayanam Udoma)

This time, my wearing windbaggery is elevated by the graceful grandiloquence of vocalist (and former The Voice contestant) Ayanam Udoma in a feature length discussion about the music of that schoolgirl that shaved her head or something. To hear more of Ayanam's music, check out his single 'A is Me', available now through all good streaming services and digital vendors, or visit him  on Instagram @ayanam_music.

01-28
01:31:56

IN FIVE [EP. 4] - Aphex Twin (with Josh Gemmell)

[Contains Strong Language] Hello, curious! This episode finds me joined by the truly unique Josh Gemmell (a.k.a. contumacious couturier Jacques Ellé-Sean) to wax enthusiastically about electronic legend Richard D. James and his sizable detachment of pseudonyms. Follow Jacques Ellé-Sean on Instagram and Facebook @jesuiselation ... They're Not What You Expect.

01-13
01:39:00

IN FIVE [EP. 3] - Ennio Morricone (with Kevin McGeary)

The 'IN FIVE' release schedule continues to barrel along with all the palpable velocity of coastal erosion... Today I'm joined by multilingual musician and funny chap Kevin "The Kev" McGeary to talk about the output of that late, great titan of the cinematic score, Ennio Morricone. Which snippet of the man's 400-strong catalogue of film scores gets the podcaster all choked up in its marriage to the camera-work? Which selection, on the other hand, does Kevin find 'the equivalent of doing your homework on the bus'? JOIN US AND FIND OUT... If you want to learn more about The Kev's work - including his genuinely excellent new comedy album 'TMITastic' - follow the link: https://kevinmcgeary.com/english-songs/

12-13
01:18:06

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