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Comedian Chris Cyr brings his brand of targeted hedonism to you on a semi-regular basis. Monologues, diatribes, and conversations about everything from coffee to the increasing likelihood that we're all living in the fever dream of a dying DMT user, no topic is off limits. #NoGodsNoMasters Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
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Season 3 starts with host Chris Cyr on the road in Little Rock, AR.  Recorded over Labor Day Weekend, Chris recounts his very first job.  Then he reminisces about a few jobs where he was definitely not a model employee.  St. Augustine hated babies.  Check out an all new Impolite Company!f --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Two Street Jokes

Two Street Jokes

2019-08-0200:29:00

Chris is on the road today, so there's not a regular episode.  He did fire up the ol' remote studio (a.k.a. The Samsung Galaxy S 8) and give you his two favorite street jokes in observance of Comedy Contest Season!  Also, most of America needs to learn how elevators work.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
New Year's Summer Day

New Year's Summer Day

2019-06-1900:53:47

Chris makes the case for moving New Year's Day to the summer.  He rants about a lot of stuff. The late night crowd at his show this weekend hated him, which was awesome.  One more call for a revolution.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
L'il Wu Tang Clan

L'il Wu Tang Clan

2019-05-2900:52:27

Chris gives away three million dollar ideas on today's episode.  The best of which is a new children's series featuring the remaining members of the Wu Tang Clan.  He recounts his memorial day weekend, and complains about a car that needs to be retired.Welcome to Impolite Company.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Chris discusses Game of Thrones, insomnia, conspiracies, LSD, and good Christian values.Impolite Company is here to remind you, #NoGodsNoMasters--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Back from his trip to New York, Chris catches up with the audience, discusses NYC, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Illinois's recreational marijuana effort, and wants to know "Are we recording?"Welcome to Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
No One Is Ready

No One Is Ready

2019-04-1600:52:29

Chris wonders if he's ready to start the show. He can't work the coffeemaker in the studio.  He delivers a special pep talk for you about accomplishing your dreams. RIP Notre Dame cathedral.It's #NoGodsNoMastersNoChurches on today's Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Bird Wars

Bird Wars

2019-04-0900:52:06

Chris is under siege from a pigeon who's nesting on his front porch. Will he survive this aggression? Who knows?  Exploding soup cans, weird house selling superstitions, and other topics all get blown off so he can spend more time on the bird.Listen to Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Chris sings most of today's episode.  We don't mean that he sings on today's show, we mean he SINGS THE DAMN SHOW.  He assures us there were no drugs involved.  Most of the show involves, Joe Biden, and how "Biden: The Musical" is not going to be made.  He didn't mean for that to happen, but it did.  We also briefly discussed new superhero trailers, but somehow made it back to Biden. The hour went by really fast. That's Impolite Company for you.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
The Bustelo Missile Crisis

The Bustelo Missile Crisis

2019-03-2800:55:25

Do you have a "Go Bag?"  What is the weird thing people are going to find when you die, a coffee can full of your fingernail clippings?  R.I.P. coffee cans, in this age of plastic. Donald trump has an army of meth heads to protect him if he loses the next election.  Sam Elliot.It's time for Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
So I Bought A Hand Pie

So I Bought A Hand Pie

2019-03-2600:36:51

It's an abbreviated show today since Chris overslept.  But, it's a perfect time to let you know about the recent change at Chris's local doughnut shop.  The Mueller report is completed, and even though no one's read it, everyone's sure it supports their argument. Chris worries that the secret service will misinterpret his intentions.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Boycott Fish Fries

Boycott Fish Fries

2019-03-2100:57:42

Chris Cyr wonders why liberals are starting to eat at ChicFillA again.  For that matter, why are they spending money on fish fries at churches across the country?  Also, a completely made up survey about the end of the world.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
You Have To Turn The Box On

You Have To Turn The Box On

2019-03-1900:51:28

Did you know that public transportation runs late as part of an organized conspiracy to increase the rate of fatal pneumonia in poor people? We did.Chris Cyr informs you on today's Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Chris describes his experience with a sensory deprivation tank, wonders why his bank doesn't accept cash half the time, Panda Express people are loud, and how did we survive Facebook being down? Get on Twitter and Get Ready for Today's Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
It's a new studio. New equipment.  Same Chris.Chris gives a solution for the emerging marijuana dispensary industry, where banks are reluctant to open accounts for the new business.  Chris tells you the basics of money laundering.  The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought.  Patchouli should go away.  And what's up with Blood Alley?It's a brand new Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
John Wayne and Dick Pics

John Wayne and Dick Pics

2019-02-2000:50:24

All we're saying is that if you're a dude and your buddy says "Hey, check this out!" you let him send you a pic.  Also, who, other than everyone, John Wayne was a racist homophobe? Toilet bowls full of foam. Snowstorms that may or may not come. And of course, a rant about social media.It's a full menu from Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Valentine's Day Massacre

Valentine's Day Massacre

2019-02-1500:44:21

Happy Valentine's Day from Impolite Company.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Yeah, we don't even know where to begin.  A recent gig in rural Illinois has Chris concerned about vampires and cannibals.  He has tips for both. It's a weird episode of Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Chris is certain he's a city kid through and through.  He recounts a time his car was broken into and reveals that he's much more efficient at breaking into cars, but doesn't explain how he knows that. Also, doughnuts.It's a deep dive on today's Impolite Company.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
Secrets, Lies, and Oprah

Secrets, Lies, and Oprah

2019-02-0600:45:38

We're not sure if Chris is ranting about Donald Trump and keeps getting distracted by Liam Neeson, or if he's ranting about Liam Neeson and keeps getting distracted by Donald Trump.  But, we can all agree that it'd have been a different week if Liam had made his confession to Oprah, instead of to the Independent.Strap one on for today's Impolite Company!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support
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