Impossible Fights (you'll never see but definitely want to hear about)

The Most Absurd War Zone in Your Ears

Welcome to Impossible Fights—a podcast so gloriously stupid it somehow feels like high art. This is where pop culture, food mascots, historical icons, and whatever else we pulled out of the fever-dream dumpster collide in a gladiator pit of bad ideas.

Each episode is a deranged, over-caffeinated courtroom of chaos:

We pick two things that should never fight (sometimes people, sometimes cartoons, sometimes an inanimate object that we decided had unresolved trauma). And at the end, someone—or something—emerges victorious, while the losers get filed away in history’s landfill of bad decisions.

This is not just a podcast. This is what would happen if a drunk philosophy major, a wrestling announcer, and a gas station fever dream had a baby. And then that baby grew up, watched too many Saturday morning cartoons, and got a mic shoved in its sticky little hand.

So buckle in. Or don’t. Regardless entertainment will ensue!