Incompetency

Two Best Friends- Alyssa and Kelsi. One Podcast- This one. Competency- None. Join us while we talk and you listen, that's how this works. We talk about our life experiences, true crime, cats, video games, pet peeves, and whatever else we feel like :)

Episode 14: We're a Barbie Girl

This week we talk about The Barbie Movie, what we wanted our second podcast to be called originally, and words. We use words to talk about words, crazy world we live in I guess. Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠LinkTree for everything else

08-22
25:40

Gabbin Bout Gamin' 1: Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy XVI

Spoilers for the Kingdom Hearts series, No Spoilers for FF16. We also talk a little bit about FF7 and FF15. Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠LinkTree for everything else

08-01
30:02

Episode 13: Whoops

WE'RE BACK and just the same as we were before. We talk about where we were and where we're going. It's not far. Talk about our future projects that we'll definitely do with professionalism. Duh. Sorry (The Canadian kind) about that. Rated R for Penis Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

07-18
19:59

Episode 12- The Raspy Records

We're back bitches. Don't ban us tiktok. If you know, you know. Kelsi's voice is cute so we recorded an episode. We would have anyway. Discussion of making a video game related mini-series, and mostly talked about what we've been up to in our absence.   Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

01-03
24:19

Episode 11- Hills to Die on

People that are rude on planes? Sitting on the same side of booths? Pasta Noodles? We couldn't care less. Or could we? Special Guest: The Lion King 2 Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

12-14
24:12

Episode 10- The Chaotic Cannibal Chronicles

What's there to say? A heated debate on cannibalism. Are there or are there not rabbits? Only time will tell. Job Opportunities while in the bathroom? It's more likely than you think. Also, Shrek guest stars. "I guest star." -Shrek 2022. Guest doesn't look like a word anymore.  Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

12-06
28:13

Episode 9- Emotions? Get em outta here

Alyssa throws Kelsi under the bus, and yet it's social ineptitude that gives her the real bruises. Social media continues to perplex the masses (jk, just us), and you would not BELIEVE who the newest cast member is in the upcoming Resident Evil 4 remake. Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

11-29
24:32

Episode 8- Kelsi and Alyssa's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Exhaustion. Anxiety. A world where communication doesn't exist, and we're just living in it. On the bright side it made for some pretty good tweets, and got us out of our comfort zones and doing live streams. Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

11-22
28:04

Episode 7- The one where they talk about CRIME

Junior Defectives Kelsi and Alyssa set off on their biggest case yet: Lyme Disease. Bad things happen in the world, and we're here to say "oh no". Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

11-15
28:30

Episode 6- What're you buyin'??

This week, there's really no rhyme or reason to any of our topics and nobody's surprised. We talk about Bruno, our horrible bean-centric experience, Our Queen Hilary Duff, and boy, was it a Series of Unfortunate Events.  Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

11-08
23:40

Episode 5- Speaking of... Get Over It

Are our episode descriptions REALLY too aggressive? idk that's just your opinion, man. Kelsi did NOT murder anyone, but she DID change her profile picture, which some would argue is just as bad. The place of our employment had a new job opening and Alyssa heroically stepped up. CONTENT WARNING: Nickleback. Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

11-01
22:02

Episode 4- Pets and Pet Peeves

On this week of two friends talking about the insanity that rule their lives, topics of painting miniature figures, Netflix's "The Watcher", Kelsi's frustration with Sinbad, and a friendship built on the foundation of sad pictures of Billy Ray Cyrus are breached. How do these topics relate to each other? They don't, get over it.  Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

10-25
31:45

Episode 3- Dreamlight Valley and Thronebreaker

Drama is AFOOT in Dreamlight Valley, and Kristoff is the Star. Backstabbing in the Witcher universe is as likely as you'd expect, and stinkbugs are gross so we talk about that. Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

10-18
22:36

Episode 2- Alyssa goes pantless

Alyssa assaults Kelsi's car with her own, but Kelsi gets revenge years later by stepping on Alyssa's phone cord. Definitely feels like an even exchange. We got covid, Dreamlight valley takes over.. Alyssa is a good driver. But not actually. Then at the end, we talk about a few weird deaths. Be sure to check out our second podcast- Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. Twitter Twitch TikTok LinkTree for everything else

10-11
30:17

Episode 1- I am free

This weeks topics are how celebrities don't exist in Alyssa's world, Kelsi looks like both Crispin Glover AND Lord Farquaad, how both TikTok and Kelsi's car are out to get us, and we may or may not be married, but we do have a safe word.Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

10-04
18:31

Intro

We go over a few things we'll be talking about in this podcast and out ourselves as truly insufferable. Be sure to check out our second podcast- ⁠Murder, Monsters, and Mayhem⁠ -If you want to hear more from us! It's a mixed podcast of true crime, paranormal, and just general "wtf is happening in the world please help" that we bring to you bi-weekly. ⁠Twitter⁠ ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠LinkTree for everything else

09-29
10:45

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