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THIS EPISODE IS VERY NSFW PLEASE LISTEN WITH CAUTION AND PREFERRABLY HEADPHONES This week for episode 69, we find some bad sex scenes and read them to each other. What a better way to celebrate episode 69. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube Sexy Music: https://app.soundstripe.com/royalty-free-music

We're wrapping up the utensils corn series! We discuss the last book in the series from Ruth Cardello and give you our thoughts, plus everyone bears witness to the top ten friend betrayal from Melanie and Lexie to Rachel.  Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

Happy 2025! We are back with our first episode of the new year and of course it's about people who boink cutlery. Ruth Cardello's books Spooned and Knifed are the subject of today's review, and we are joined by Lexie as we discuss the logistics of bridge sex, age timelines and Melanie's new term for boobs: windsocks. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

It's still spooky season for us! This week, we discuss our scientifically proven method of determining who is the top horror movie villain of all times. We rate them on three factors and determine the total score out of 30. Who will be on top? Who is on the bottom? Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

Getting ready for some blasphemy! This week, we discuss a topic that came up in the Robert Liston episode while we were on a deep dive: is Jesus a zombie, lich or revenant? Joined by Rachel's Curse of Strahd DM Kan (Techpriest_Kan on Twitch), we review the three options to determine what category the Son of God falls under.   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Enjoyed the sound of Kan's voice and want to hear more? Check out Kan's Twitch channel where he plays a variety of games and watch the most recent stream as we start to wrap up our Curse of Strahd campaign: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com   Intro and Outro Music: ♩♫ Scary Horror Music ♪♬ - Haunted (Copyright and Royalty Free) - YouTube

DISCLAIMER: Any excerpt read is the work of Ruth Cardello and belong to her. We are three women discussing a book and our opinions don't represent her interest. CONTENT WARNING: This episodes contains discussions around sexual themes, including getting forked. Listening discretion is advised. LEXIE IS BACK! This week, join our weird book club as we discuss Forked, a novella in which a woman falls in love with a super soldier who got turned into a fork. We have Lexie join us as we discuss our thoughts and feelings around this interesting smut novel. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Need something to tie you over until the new episode? Join Rachel on Twitch as she plays Dungeons & Dragons with friends over on Techpriest_Kan's channel every Wednesday night at 8:30pm AST: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com   Intro and Outro Music: ♩♫ Scary Horror Music ♪♬ - Haunted (Copyright and Royalty Free) - YouTube

Get ready for the fastest knife in the West! This week, we do a deep dive into the mystery of Robert Liston, a famous 19th surgeon with a 300% death rate in a single surgery. We also go down some rabbit holes about if Jesus is a zombie, revenant, or lich.   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Need something to tie you over until the new episode? Join Rachel on Twitch as she plays Dungeons & Dragons with friends over on Techpriest_Kan's channel every Wednesday night at 8:30pm AST: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

THE TOY MAKER AUDIOBOOK IS NOW AVAILABLE! This week, Rachel interviews Melanie Flynn, author of The Toy Maker (who is definitely not the Melanie who co-host this podcast). We dive into some questions about her inspiration, any struggles, and what's next for the author! Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Need something to tie you over until the new episode? Join Rachel on Twitch as she plays Dungeons & Dragons with friends over on Techpriest_Kan's channel every Wednesday night at 8:30pm AST: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

We're rounding out the three part series with Melanie choosing the monster for Rachel and she has to survive as Melanie. Will Rachel actually have self-preservation or will the parasites in her takeover and lead to her eventual downfall?   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Need something to tie you over until the new episode? Join Rachel on Twitch as she plays Dungeons & Dragons with friends over on Techpriest_Kan's channel every Wednesday night at 8:30pm AST: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

(I have no excuse for posting late except the fact that I'm bad-Rachel) We're back with part 2 of 3 for our monster/apocalypse survival scenarios. For this one, we're switching it up! Part 2 includes Melanie trying to channel her inner Rachel and have no self-preservation against the secret monster Rachel's chosen for her. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Need something to tie you over until the new episode? Join Rachel on Twitch as she plays Dungeons & Dragons with friends over on Techpriest_Kan's channel every Wednesday night at 8:30pm AST: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

Strap in as this is a long one! This week, we're looking at how Melanie and Rachel handle different monster scenarios and see if they survive or die. This is part 1 of 3 as we have four different scenarios to run for each other and both parts will be long so if it's not your cup of tea, that's ok. Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Need something to tie you over until the new episode? Join Rachel on Twitch as she plays Dungeons & Dragons with friends over on Techpriest_Kan's channel every Wednesday night at 8:30pm AST: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube    

How many squid is too many squid? We're back with another "Captive Audience" Segment and this time Rachel takes Melanie on a journey through the world of deep sea squid fishing. It's research and true crime, two of Rachel's favourite things. Rotten Mango's Video: 33 crew members went DEEP SEA squid hunting, turned MAD, and started hunting EACH OTHER. (youtube.com) Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_ Need something to tie you over until the new episode? Join Rachel on Twitch as she plays Dungeons & Dragons with friends over on Techpriest_Kan's channel every Wednesday night at 8:30pm AST: Techpriest_Kan - Twitch   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

( Rachel did not count how many emo songs they named cause she forgot) It's time to test your musical knowledge! This week, we play a game of categories and go back and forth naming different songs from the specific category. This episode is also called "What it's like inside Rachel's brain cause she has music bouncing around".   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

I have the power of science and socialism and birthdays on my side! This week, Rachel reads a gem of a fanfic she found from a friend and it's a journey alright. Hopefully no one turns into a witch! Fanfiction link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles   Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube

It's time for the newlywed best friend game! This week, Rachel and Melanie play the newlywed game but modified for friendship. We'll find out what the really think of each other and if their friendship will survive this episode.  Our Links The Toy Maker eBook : Flynn, Melanie: Amazon.ca: Books Vorka Magazine: https://www.vorakamagazine.com/magazine Melanie's Website: www.melanieflynnbooks.com Melanie's instagram: @melaniee427 Rachel's tiktok: @_rachelvr_ Rachel's instagram: @_rachelvr_   Like and review on your podcast platform, like us on Facebook (Inconsistently Consistent) and follow us on Instagram @Inconsistentpodcast1! For your longer thoughts, send us an email inconsistentpodcast1@gmail.com Intro and Outro Music: Upbeat Hip Hop Background Music For Videos / Royalty Free Energetic Music by AShamaluevMusic - YouTube