Episode 93: “A Record Length Nipple Hair”In this jam-packed episode of Ineffably Sublime, the crew dives into everything from absurd personal discoveries to eerie legends from across the globe. DeeJ, Mitch, and Amanda kick things off with banter about AI video tools like Sora 2 before spiraling into the painful reality of dairy intolerance and the existential crisis of post-pizza regret. From there, the team debates the pros and cons of video podcasts, movie-watching philosophies, and the strange joy of Halloween excess.But things take a darker—and funnier—turn as they explore bizarre and haunting folklore from around the world: China’s corpse walkers, France’s headless Saint Denis, Brazil’s Barbara of Pleasures, Nigeria’s Madame Koi Koi, and Mongolia’s legendary death worm. Along the way, they somehow fit in a rant about Halloween candy lawsuits, a few soundboard mishaps, and Amanda’s wild FedEx sighting.By the time they wrap, the crew has traveled through centuries of superstition, cultural oddities, and inexplicable nonsense—all with the signature mix of curiosity and chaos that defines Ineffably Sublime.
Yo! Don't get ratio'd by a caffeine crash! Rock your ultimate giga-grindset and grab some Dubby at dubby.gg and use code SUBLIMESQUAD at checkout to get 10% off your order. Support our guinea pig Amanda and getyasome.Mitch shares his woes with work, vehicular maintenance and TikTok personalities, and DeeJ reveals his musical side. Make sure you come visit us at the DuBois SuperCon and Swap Meet on November 15! Find details at duboissuperconandswapmeet.org.Make sure you follow us @ineffablysublimepod on all the socials and feel free to reach out to us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or drop a text or voicemail to 814-299-6551!
Our melodious voices are not cut in one take, as you'll find out in this straight-off-the-cutting-room-floor ad recording sesh. Now that you heard what it takes us to get an ad pulled together, why don't you GoGetchasome Dubby, and enjoy 10% off your order at dubby.gg with code SUBLIMESQUAD at checkout.
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Sack of Grandma?? What are we talking about?? You'll just have to tune in and see!For once, Amanda is the one derailing the episode as we discuss all sorts of random shit, including what happens to your body when you're embalmed and food safety. By the way, who knew there were so many weird names for birds?? Or that it's illegal to die in a certain town in Spain?If you're an Ozzy fan and wondered about what the song Mr. Crowley is about, we've got your answer.Do you know about any weird animal names we didn't mention? Hit us up at 814-299-6551, ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com or find us on social media @ineffablysublimepod.
Did you know there are personalized license plates that are banned in Pennsylvania? Some of them are downright giggle-worthy. WHAT'S UP WITH COOKIES, ANYWAY??Our Freak of the Week is Howard Hughes, who passed his days nakedly eating only steak, salad and peas (but only the small ones) for a length of time. Join us next week when we talk about birds. Sounds weird, but we'll make it weirder. Tell us about your personalized license plate, suggest a news story or Freak of the Week, or just say howdy by sending a text to 814-299-6551, joining the conversation on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod or sending an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.
EPISODE 84 — The Cotton-Tale of the Enchanted MuffThis week, we thrust ourselves into one of the most hare-raising medical scandals in British history — the curious case of Mary Toft, a woman who convinced doctors she was giving birth to… rabbits. And not metaphorically. Literally. From the actual womb zone.Was it a miracle? Madness? Or just an elaborate game of hide the hare?DeeJ, Mitch, and Amanda dig deep into this 18th-century tale of misdirection, misdiagnosis, and misunderstood anatomy. We’re talkin’ surgeons with blind faith, midwives with questionable ethics, and one enchanted muff with more plot twists than a Victorian soap opera.It’s history’s most anatomically confusing magic trick — and no, pulling a rabbit out of a hat doesn’t even begin to cover it.Things get weird. Things get wooly. And you’ll never look at bunny ears the same way again
Who like hot bananas? Shout out to Twyster for inadvertently giving us the perfect title for this week's episode!WE'RE BACK, BITCHES! Sorry that life got in the way and we hadn't gotten a chance to give you the weekly dose of hilarity you crave! We deliver a hot dish of ridiculousness, starting with our notable freak of the week and follow it up with some discussion about movies with 0% ratings on Rotten Tomatoes.As always, you can chime in on the covo @ineffablysublimepod on all the socials, call or text us at 814-299-6551 or send us an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com.
As usual, this episode de-rails again and again. Enjoy our various side quests as we attempt to steer this struggle bus to a discussion about why we do the summer activities we do - like lowing our mawns. Get in touch and tell us about your favorite summertime activity! Send an email to ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, call or text 814-299-5155 or follow us on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod. Happy summer, Knobs!
What’s up Knobs!? Thanks for sticking with us while life dragged us into a time warp! We’re back with some new hilarity, starting with puke stories with Uncle Mitch. This week we unleash a new segment: the Historic Figure of the Week and we start with Roland the Farter. Who was he? You’ll have to listen to find out! And with this story comes a challenge to Tony at Pizza Bagels!In this week’s episode, we explore some of the dumbest and deadliest (mostly true) stories to have hit the Internet and their unfortunate protagonists who have unwittingly removed themselves from the gene pool. That’s right, we’re talking about the Darwin Awards.Know of anyone who should win a Darwin Award, or do you know of a story that qualifies? Hit us up at 814-299-5155 (voicemail or text!) email us at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, or join the conversation on any of the socials @ineffablysublimepod.Catch ya next week!
🥞 SUBLIME WARP: Dutch Panties 🍳(aka: The Breakfast Episode You Didn’t Know You Needed)We’re warping back to one of the most deliciously ridiculous episodes in the Ineffably Sublime archives — Dutch Panties.Join us as we sink our teeth into the world of breakfast foods: from the mysterious origins of Belgian waffles to tips that’ll turn your sad toast into a brunch masterpiece. Whether you’re a syrup-slathering maniac or someone who still thinks cereal counts as a meal, this episode’s got something for every kind of breakfast rebel.So grab that coffee, put your pants on (or don’t — we’re not judging), and enjoy this buttery blast from the past!
Did you ever wonder about why Guinness would create the World Records? Or what some of the best world records are? Well then you're in luck! Feast your ear holes on this episode featuring some of the greatest (and not so great) feats accomplished by mankind! Don't forget we have MERCH! You can find it at https://ineffably-sublime-shop.myspreadshop.com/. New items added regularly! Tell us about YOUR incredible achievement that you think should be a Guinness record (or at least is pretty damn impressive) by sending us an email at ineffablysublimepod@gmail.com, leaving a voicemail or text at 814-299-5155 or joining the conversation on all the socials @ineffablysublimepod.