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Author: Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann, Starburns Audio

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.
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Barely Hanging On

Barely Hanging On

2020-11-2058:31

Hey Closeteers, if you agree that the best part of waking up is #InsideTheCloset in your cup, then you're practically family. Today we talk about coffee, Hallmark Christmas movies, and a whole lot of turkey. Emma and Matteo share their Thanksgiving plans, and are encouraging everyone to celebrate safely this year. We then try to understand the stock market, but it doesn't go so well. Also, bathroomphobia. Who has it, and how do you cope? Let us know on insidethecloset on Instagram, rate and review us on apple podcasts, and follow our Patreon for bonus episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week on #InsideTheCloset we got to talk about projectile teeth, sweets, and pranks because we don't have to talk about the election anymore! It's a good time to be American, because Joe Biden won the election. Emma and Matteo tell us about what it was like in NYC and LA the day the election was called. We even discuss the holiday season, because we're just that joyous right now.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CNN (but gay)

CNN (but gay)

2020-11-0543:38

Hey Closeteers, just a heads up this episode of #InsideTheCloset was recorded Nov 4. So if you're listening to it in the future it's before they decided he won. We hope the future is bright, or at least less bleak. We don't know what will happen, we don't fully know what has happened, but we sure do talk about it! Our friend Nick Smith even calls in to weigh in on the sheer stupidity of it all. Like, subscribe, review, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Stern Discussion

A Stern Discussion

2020-10-2952:53

Hey Closeteers, on this week's #InsideTheCloset we get our Barbara Walters on and hear about Matteo's Howard Stern show appearance! We take a deep dive into the show's history, and find out what makes a penis pretty as well. Be sure to give it a listen on Sirius, and give us a follow on Instagram and Patreon for more content!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hey lambs, are you ready for this week’s episode of #insidethecloset? It’s absolutely Glittered with Mariah Carey knowledge. We have our resident expert, and lucky Charmbracelet, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour) joining us for this Emotional deep dive. Follow the Rainbow over to our instagram (@Insidetheclosetpodcast,) rate and review on Apple podcasts, and join our patreon. Merry Christmas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Elvis Deniers

Elvis Deniers

2020-10-1543:55

Hello Closeteers, do you believe in Elvis? Because we don't. That's right #InsideTheCloset is starting a new conspiracy theory: there was no Elvis. Priscila was a crisis actress. We're kidding, but we ARE answering your questions from Instagram. We learn about the unification of Italy, meeting murderers, and what snowballing is. Be sure to follow us on Instagram so you can send us questions, rate and subscribe on Apple podcast, and join our Patreon so you can watch our video podcasts and bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Painting With Cake

Painting With Cake

2020-10-0839:59

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to yet another episode of #InsideTheCloset. By the time this episode comes out, we'll all be knee deep in analysis of the Vice Presidential debate, but we recorded this on Tuesday so first we gotta talk about the absolute shit show that was the Presidential debate. We get into painting cake, symbolism behind sauce, and BFE (big femme energy.) It's a fun time, and we can't wait to hear what you all have to say about the debates. Write in, rate and subscribe on apple podcasts, follow us on instagram, and tune into our Patreon for bonus episodes and video podcasts. We are keeping you all FED this quarantine!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My Boring Potato Son

My Boring Potato Son

2020-10-0143:51

Hello Closeteers, we at #InsideTheCloset want you to know that we hear you! So much so that we're responding to you, because we are answering listener questions this week. We got questions from lesbians, gays, and even Nick Smith. If you're not already registered to vote, then we don't know what you're doing, but please do that ASAP! We promise it's more important than trigonometry. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon for EXCLUSIVE closet content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Porcupine's Butt

A Porcupine's Butt

2020-09-2444:38

The duck goes "quack," the horse goes "neigh," and this week #InsideTheCloset goes "things are pretty tough right now and it's important to feel your feelings." That's right we're covering the ABCs of homosexuality. Acai bowls, Breakups, and Cocaine. Remember to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, and follow us on Instagram! We love you all, and appreciate your continued support. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Acquire A Child

Acquire A Child

2020-09-1743:17

Hello Closeteers we are back with another new episode. This week Emma finds out what makes someone "billboard famous," and Matteo learns about acquiring a baby from the straights. We want to know what dating apps you're on, and how dating during the pandemic has been. Let us know on our Instagram page Insidetheclosetpodcast!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Colon Full Of Meat

A Colon Full Of Meat

2020-09-1001:00:39

Hello, hello hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. Our dynamic duo is so close to a reunion, yet still separated. We get into some of life's greatest mysteries. What happened to everyone from NSYNC? Who do you want giving you a colonic? Should Emma eat less red meat? Could Matteo pull off a caftan? Did they ever get that hot dog? This is hard hitting stuff gang, and we're so glad we have all our Closeteers along for the ride!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Pocket Full of Stars

A Pocket Full of Stars

2020-09-0301:00:01

Have you ever wondered why Mercury is in retrograde, or if you Saturn is a huge bitch? Wonder no further Closeteers, because this week #InsidetTheCloset is joined by Heidi Rose Robbins (@Heidiroserobbins.) Heidi breaks down Emma and Matteo's charts, checks on their compatibility, and even looks into the future. If you're interested in seeing what the stars have in store for you, be sure to check out Heidi's website https://www.heidirose.com/astrology! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost, don't buy drugs from anyone yelling the names of them on the street. The only worse decision you could make is being Kellyanne Conway's daughter. Emma and Matteo also weigh in on college kids getting back to school, mental health and Instagram, and the new wave of outdoor comedy shows. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hello Closeteers, we've got a great episode for you this week! First and foremost, is anyone in Japan or on testosterone? Write in, we want to hear from you. Emma and Matteo get into a lively discussion about the suburbs, ketamine, and plastic surgery. It's a really fun episode, and we're getting real tired of quarantine, so please write us!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hey Closeteers, thanks for checking out this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo need your help, who can sneak them into a gym? We need weight, we need machines, we need treadmills, and we need them now! We talk about some of the latest news including Biden's VP pick, snakes on the train, and anti-maskers. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Checkout Emma's new Tiktok account too Whatsupemmawillmann Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Inside the Bathroom

Inside the Bathroom

2020-08-0652:49

Hey Closeteers, please hold for technical difficulties.... and we're back! This week on the pod Emma and Matteo talk about doom scrolling, how certain people turn into a tornado when they're drunk, and the pandemic. We also talk a little inside baseball about comedy writing, and style. Be sure to check us out on Patreon, and send us your UFO sightings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Aliens?  I'm Out

Aliens? I'm Out

2020-07-3051:42

Hey Closeteers, are you ready for an extra spooky episode of #InsideTheCloset? This week, we read your ghost stories on the pod, and go into which we think are fact or fiction. Matteo shares with us just how sour one lunch can go, and Emma tells us a little more about her dad and his dome. Also, we want to hear about your close encounters of the third kind! Have you seen a UFO, experienced extra terrestrials, or been anal probed? Let us know on Instagram! InsideTheClosetPodcast, and if anyone can give us a masterclass on the stock market, we are all ear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ghost in the Pod

Ghost in the Pod

2020-07-2543:47

Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma and Matteo's personal feelings towards certain words. As we share personal ideas, we want to open the conversation to you all for thoughtful, constructive and polite discourse. On the lighter side of things, we also talk about getting back on stage, Lindsay Lohan's upcoming campaign, and Queer Eye! Please remember to rate, subscribe, and send your ghost stories to Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram for next week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Not Not Licking Frogs

Not Not Licking Frogs

2020-07-1638:52

Welcome back Closeteers! Crazy how long this lockdown is lasting, huh? The good news is, from here on out we're refusing to age. We also talk about unsolved mysteries, aliens, ghosts, and travel in the time of COVID. If you've ever had a supernatural experience we want to hear about it! DM us on instagram at InsidtheClosetpodcast with your best stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Free Britney

Free Britney

2020-07-0948:05

On Today's Episode of #InsideTheCloset we're bringing you the biggest stories in gay news. First off, Fire Island gays: shut that down IMMEDIATELY. Then, we're talking pop stars. We do a deep dive into what's been going on with Britney Spears #FreeBritney, Madonna, and Patti Labelle. Come see us live!  Emma  July 16, 17, 18 - Kansas City, OK https://www-thecomedyclubkc-com.seatengine.com/events/39658 July 23 -Salt Lake City, UT https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/events/emma-willmann Matteo  July - 23, 24, 25 - Rochester, NY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Robbie Crosswhite

legit dying over the whole titanic convo 😂😂😂😂

Feb 1st
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Eric Larson

what was this? why? straight white men pretending to be idiots and yelling...do we really need more of this?

Aug 9th
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Julio Cano

😍😍😍

Feb 7th
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Justin Brown

love the podcast it gets me Tru my work week

Sep 24th
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Matt Ward

Great show!

Jul 20th
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Staci Jessee

soooooooooo happy Taylor is the guest this episode!!

Jan 4th
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P Ezeb Plotyci

The "Guys We Fucked" bump!

Dec 12th
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