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Author: Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann, Starburns Audio

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

111 Episodes
Cum Through My Window

Cum Through My Window


This week on #InsideTheCloset, we're letting you know just how dedicated we are to this podcast. Seriously, just hearing Emma and Matteo's schedules is enough to warrant a nap. Busy as we may be, we're still chatting about sex ed in all the forms it came in. Whether that be from an educator, or a trashy girl on your street. Emma's "mom" leaves a hysterical voicemail, and we get a little political. Remember to rate, subscribe, follow us on instagram, and register to vote!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
And we're back! That's right #InsideTheCloset has more closet, and more inside than ever before. This week we're joined by friend and musical prodigy Henry Koperski (@magicelflord) who teaches us all about triangles. Emma's dealing with a "three's company" dilemma, while Matteo and Henry soak up some sun and dubstep in Mexico. If you're in Vermont, be sure to catch Emma at Vermont Comedy Club November 1-2, and catch Matteo and Henry's Streisand show in New York at Joes Pub November 5! Follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe please!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Swinging by Rachel Maddow's

Swinging by Rachel Maddow's


Is it an episode of #InsideTheCloset without revealing stories? Absolutely not, that's what you Closeteers tune in for. This week, we find out about the time Emma nearly became a voodoo priestess, and Matteo used gay thirst to get medical treatment. We're also bringing you updates about London, and Emma is shopping a show (there's of course a part for Matteo.) Also, if anyone has a hook up for Rachel Maddow, let us know! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes our good friend Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic) back to the pod! Robyn talks food, sugar, and personal training including a BONKERS story about New York Sports Club. We also get to the bottom of appropriate hotel room bookings while in a relationship. Come see us live, follow our Instagram, and remember to rate and subscribe!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
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God Save the Brittany!

God Save the Brittany!


Emma and Matteo are back in the studio this week for the latest episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost: Yorkshire Pudding. What is it? Who's eating it? Why is it mostly solid? We answer one of these questions. Then, we get into the dark underbelly of the alternative milk industry, and their truly awful names. Turns out "nut butter" isn't jarred cum. Be sure to catch Matteo in London October 14-19, and you can see Emma in Washington DC at the Draft House October 25-26, then Vermont Comedy Club Novermber 1-2, and Howling wolf in New Orleans November 22! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Not Debra messing around!

Not Debra messing around!


And we're back, together! #InsideTheCloset has been a whirlwind these last few weeks, and we explain everything that's been going on with us. Plus, Emma and Matteo are cast in a few new projects they can't wait to tell you about. We even get into the SNL scandal, with the piping hot take: don't be racist and homphobic. All that and more on this week's episode! Please remember to follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Cooking w/ Zach Noe Towers

Cooking w/ Zach Noe Towers


#InsideTheCloset is back with a brand new episode, and we're so happy to have Zach Noe Towers (@Zachnoetowers) joining us! Emma sits down for a one on one chat with Zach about his background in musical theatre, addiction, and performative gender roles within same sex relationships. Plus, we take a look at what people want from Instagram and how to start a Gay Straight Alliance as a "straight" guy. Make sure to follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Buckle up, because #InsideTheCloset is coming to you life from DragCon! Due to an unforeseen conflict, Emma couldn’t be there. We got our good Judy Marie Faustin to guest host, and brought in Daniel Franzese to get Mean, Girls. We even got to answer some questions live. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
It's Drag Con this weekend, so we've got a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma is shooting a project, and since no one could replace her, we got a bunch of people to fill in! Matteo's hanging out with Patti, Nick, Jacob, Bob the Drag Queen, and Naomi Smalls and everyone pops in to chat. We talk Cats, the price of sex, and dancing. It's a totally unique listening experience this week! Follow us on instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) and rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
Comments (3)

Eric Larson

what was this? why? straight white men pretending to be idiots and we really need more of this?

Aug 9th
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Julio Cano


Feb 7th
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