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Author: Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann, Starburns Audio

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.
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Aliens?  I'm Out

Aliens? I'm Out

2020-07-3051:42

Hey Closeteers, are you ready for an extra spooky episode of #InsideTheCloset? This week, we read your ghost stories on the pod, and go into which we think are fact or fiction. Matteo shares with us just how sour one lunch can go, and Emma tells us a little more about her dad and his dome. Also, we want to hear about your close encounters of the third kind! Have you seen a UFO, experienced extra terrestrials, or been anal probed? Let us know on Instagram! InsideTheClosetPodcast, and if anyone can give us a masterclass on the stock market, we are all ear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ghost in the Pod

Ghost in the Pod

2020-07-2543:47

Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma and Matteo's personal feelings towards certain words. As we share personal ideas, we want to open the conversation to you all for thoughtful, constructive and polite discourse. On the lighter side of things, we also talk about getting back on stage, Lindsay Lohan's upcoming campaign, and Queer Eye! Please remember to rate, subscribe, and send your ghost stories to Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram for next week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Not Not Licking Frogs

Not Not Licking Frogs

2020-07-1638:52

Welcome back Closeteers! Crazy how long this lockdown is lasting, huh? The good news is, from here on out we're refusing to age. We also talk about unsolved mysteries, aliens, ghosts, and travel in the time of COVID. If you've ever had a supernatural experience we want to hear about it! DM us on instagram at InsidtheClosetpodcast with your best stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Free Britney

Free Britney

2020-07-0948:05

On Today's Episode of #InsideTheCloset we're bringing you the biggest stories in gay news. First off, Fire Island gays: shut that down IMMEDIATELY. Then, we're talking pop stars. We do a deep dive into what's been going on with Britney Spears #FreeBritney, Madonna, and Patti Labelle. Come see us live!  Emma  July 16, 17, 18 - Kansas City, OK https://www-thecomedyclubkc-com.seatengine.com/events/39658 July 23 -Salt Lake City, UT https://www.wiseguyscomedy.com/events/emma-willmann Matteo  July - 23, 24, 25 - Rochester, NY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crying in a Jockstrap

Crying in a Jockstrap

2020-07-0201:10:07

On this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset we're joined by the hilarious Alex English (@Alex3nglish)! We only scratch the surface of everything we wanted to get into with Alex. Talking about the ONLY gay club in Detroit, the danger of eating on a date while gay, when "cuddling" becomes clinging, and much more. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Life of a Tall Woman

Life of a Tall Woman

2020-06-2501:08:25

This week on #InsideTheCloset we learn about rollerblading, growing up in Spain, and queefs with our good friend Carmen Lynch (@Carmencomedian!) Carmen's a hilarious comedian in MULTIPLE languages, and she's got a brand new comedy album, Vertically Obese, to help bring some laughs to your quarantine. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
No More Statues

No More Statues

2020-06-1801:42:16

This week on #InsideTheCloset we welcome back our friend, and host of the Chosen Family Podcast, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour.) Today we're talking about important issues like white fragility, tearing down racist statues, and proper protest etiquette. We also talk about some less important issues like ugly dick pics. Remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram. Here at Inside The Closet, we believe that Black Lives Matter. We cannot sit idly by while injustice is still rampant. The cops who murdered Breonna Taylor still have not faced charges for their actions, and we ask that you help demand justice. Sign the petition here http://chng.it/ydSnPpSJns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What's a Bayou?

What's a Bayou?

2020-05-2854:361

The days may not have meaning anymore, but at least we still have #InsideTheCloset! This week we get INTO it with questions about family history, stereotypes of the South, bird poop, and Jello. We learn who dated a devil worshipper, and get an update on what Grindr's like during quarantine. Be sure to follow us on instagram, rate, and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It Took a Fortnite

It Took a Fortnite

2020-05-2151:24

On this week's #InsideTheCloset, we decide the ultimate lesbian! That's right, we're selecting the queen to rule over the kingdom. Who will come out on top? Who will bottom out? The answers might surprise you. Plus Emma updates us on life in Luisiana, we get a lesson in Fortnite from Matteo, and we talk (other people's) weddings!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Benadryl Hangover

Benadryl Hangover

2020-05-1458:58

Is there any other podcast where you can hear that gay men treat assholes like tamagotchi, and painful clapping? We're still in lockdown, but that hasn't stopped us from making new episodes of #InsideTheCloset! We really get into it this week going over everything from that first magical bite of pizza as a kid, to the Hell's Kitchen "Meth Gala." We also want to know, what's the strangest way anyone's ever asked if you were gay? Remember to rate, review and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Proper 90's Kids

Proper 90's Kids

2020-05-0759:03

Hey there #Closeteers, pride might be cancelled this year, but we're still as queer and here as ever before! Emma and Matteo both call home to see how their families would handle the Titanic sinking, we talk about unsolicited commentary around people's bodies, and throw it back to the 90's for some classic nostalgia. Please remember to rate a review! If you leave a good one, you might even hear it on the air Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Twitter Fires Everywhere

Twitter Fires Everywhere

2020-05-0301:14:28

Hey Closeteers! We're back with a new episode, and up top we explain why this episode is a little late. We talked with Tyler Mead (@meadbymead) about a recent Twitter scandal, get into the rumors swirling about a certain daytime talk show host, wonder why women aren't allowed to be difficult, and get a little nostalgic about old New York. Please remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
WHERE'S THE OIL

WHERE'S THE OIL

2020-04-2343:35

Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another Closet after lockdown. This week, we reminisce about simple pleasures like coffee shops, and virtual reality porn. We try to understand why people leave the comments they do on the internet, and are branching out into the mysterious world of streaming. Also, watch Janice and Jeffrey on IFC's Youtube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTw47ck87tM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Quarantine and Answer

Quarantine and Answer

2020-04-2001:08:32

Hey Closeteers, we're back with another episode of #InsideTheCloset! With the help of our Instagram followers, we did a little Q&A. That's right, we answered your questions about whether or not Emma and Matteo are role models, first impressions, advice for new comics, and whether they could live without pasta. The answers may shock, surprise, and even confound you. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us @insidetheclosepodcast on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Centaur Upstairs

Centaur Upstairs

2020-04-0943:56

We're back with another new episode of #InsideTheCloset, and we have overcome our technical difficulties again! We've got some tips on how to get a social pick me up, discuss digital comedy shows, and get into some fun hats! Let us know in the comments if you understand using Twitch with Nintendo Switch, and tell us what YOU are doing to keep your spirits up during quarantine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Team D**k Lickers

Team D**k Lickers

2020-04-0252:30

Hey Closeteers, we are in full swing podcasting in the time of Corona! We do our best to not ONLY talk about the virus, so we get into Matteo's grocery store smackdown, Emma's trip to Home Depot, and we both answer some question prompts. We also talk about new hobbies during lockdown, and share some of the craziest stories we've ever heard! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us @insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Porn Barista

Porn Barista

2020-03-2758:16

Hey Closeteers, we hope your all staying safe, healthy and home. We've got a nice little hour of vacation for you in podcast form. Emma and Matteo talk about how their coping with Corona, sex toys, and peanut butter. Plus, Emma makes Matteo an offer. Please remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from the Bunker

Live from the Bunker

2020-03-1901:02:34

Hey Closeteers, we know things are a little scary right now, but we're hoping this episode of #InsideTheCloset makes you feel a little less alone if you're in isolation. We're of course talking about the Caronavirus, and encouraging EVERYONE to practice social distancing. We also talk about some of our favorite comedians to look up while locked up, how we might smuggle Emma's mom out of Guatemala if worst comes to worst, and Matteo might make a new comic book. Stay tuned for more episodes! This episode was recorded Saturday March 14th, and information regarding the Cornavirus has been updated since.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Good Christian Comedy

Good Christian Comedy

2020-02-2048:541

In a new first for #InsideTheCloset, we're recording in a literal closet. Yes, Emma calls in from a closet in vegas with poor ventilation, and from there we dive in even deeper. Matteo tell's us about suspicious porn star pies (not a euphemism,) and both him and Emma try their hand at Christian comedy. We get all atwitter over social media, and learn the history of a famous garment. Also, we wanna know, what are your favorite candies? Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wasp Culture

Wasp Culture

2020-02-1355:48

Welcome back Closeteers! We have a very special episode for you about family. We take a deep dive into Lane and Willmann clan history. We also wonder what Emma's mom would do in a zombie apocalypse, and Matteo meets a penguin. Be sure to come see us at one of our live shows, and as always remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Robbie Crosswhite

legit dying over the whole titanic convo 😂😂😂😂

Feb 1st
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Eric Larson

what was this? why? straight white men pretending to be idiots and yelling...do we really need more of this?

Aug 9th
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Julio Cano

😍😍😍

Feb 7th
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Justin Brown

love the podcast it gets me Tru my work week

Sep 24th
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Matt Ward

Great show!

Jul 20th
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Staci Jessee

soooooooooo happy Taylor is the guest this episode!!

Jan 4th
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P Ezeb Plotyci

The "Guys We Fucked" bump!

Dec 12th
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