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Author: Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann, Starburns Audio

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

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Giant Pride

Giant Pride

2021-06-1039:48

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet. We're talking about pride month. The peaks, the valleys, the parties, the intimate diner dinners, all of it. Emma and Matteo take a moment to celebrate one another, we learn about how to pull hair properly, and ask if some people forgot how to socialize, or were rude before the pandemic. Be sure to rate and review on apple podcast, follow us on instagram, and join our patreon for exclusive bonus content. Happy pride!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Got Oxygen?

Got Oxygen?

2021-06-0342:50

Welcome back Closeteers, and happy pride month! We’re out here celebrating, by staying in and celebrating in our own unique way. Whether you celebrate with oxygen tanks, vitamin drips, and pancakes like us or with Molly and dance parties it’s an overall good month to be gay. We’re so happy to have this little podcast family, and want to hear what makes pride special for you. Let us know on Instagram, Patreon, or in a review on Apple podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hardert to Talk to

Hardert to Talk to

2021-05-2743:041

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Inside the Closet. We are talking customer service gone WRONG. Horribly, horribly wrong. We even get a cameo from Emma's mom. We don't encourage stealing pens either, but we know where you can get them. We then get into some good old fashioned pop star news. It's everything you know and love. Be sure to follow us on IG, subscribe to our Patreon, and rate and review on Apple Podcasts!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pancake Pop Up

Pancake Pop Up

2021-05-2043:35

Closeteers, do you like pancakes? Because Inside the Closet is getting all up in the BEST cakes. We're talking fluffy, we're talking soft, we're talking doused in butter and syrup. We get an update on #ToothGate2021, and look for... creative solutions to a yeast infection. Let us know where to get the best pancakes in your city on our Instagram page!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Gayover! (W/Ravi Roth)

Gayover! (W/Ravi Roth)

2021-05-1351:16

This week's episode of Inside the Closet is a real trip, because we're joined by travel expert Ravi Roth (@RaviRoundTheWorld). Ravi tells us about his new show Gaycation, and his travel experience. From a shit show in Bali, to an illicit interview in Amsterdam he's really seen it all. He also give us his best tips and trips for airports, and we wanna know if you have any as well. Drop a comment on our Instagram or Patreon, and be sure to rate and subscribe!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Struggles with Froyo

Struggles with Froyo

2021-05-0654:14

Closeteers, we're late to this, but we have to talk about on Inside the Closet. The Demi Lovato drama with the Froyo shop. It's wild. We watched THE WHOLE apology video on air. We even made our own apology videos. Please weigh in. Let us know your thoughts about the Froyo drama on our Instagram page. Rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and join our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Daddy's World

Daddy's World

2021-04-2952:47

Hello Closeteers. We don't say this nearly enough, but we're so happy to have you here with us at Inside the Closet. We're also happy for porn. Bear porn, bareback porn, verbal pron, daddy porn. We're talking about all of it. We also do an anthropological study on why queer women love pool so much, and give an important lesson on how to spot a straight at the gym. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Fall of the Mall

Fall of the Mall

2021-04-2253:55

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to toothgate 2021. We're getting into dental, damn! Inside the Closet is giving you a glamorous look into the cosmetic procedures that keep us looking pretty from veneers to full scalp scabbing. Emma and Matteo each call their moms about moving back home, and we owe 1 pop star an actual apology. Give us a listen, and if you like it be sure to subscribe and review. If you really like it, follow us on Instagram. If you want us to afford rent in New York, sign up for our Patreon for new bonus content every week. We love you all.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bored or Fetish

Bored or Fetish

2021-04-1549:55

Closeteers, things are almost starting to feel normal again here on Inside The Closet. Matteo's flying, and Emma contemplates fisting. We're really getting back to our roots. We gotta know your opinion on pimple popping though, yay or nay? Be sure to check out our Instagram page if you're interested in Nick (@nicksmith) because we're trying to set him up!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week Inside the Closet is joined by the lovely and talented Jamie Lee (@reallyjaimelee)! Jaime tells us all about shooting her brand new show, The Wedding Coach, streaming on Netflix right now. You might even see some familiar faces if you give it a watch. We talk about what makes a good wedding, and more importantly what makes a good therapist. Be sure to join our patreon, rate and subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Closeteers we have a special treat for you this week. We are joined by prolific podcaster, New York legend, and WINNER of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 4 Monet X Change (@MonetXChange). Monet is here to tell us about Survivor, her new podcast with Lady Bunny, and dick. She's an expert, and icon, and her cat might have an accent. You decide on that last one. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon, and rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Comfortable with Fish

Comfortable with Fish

2021-03-2551:12

Hi Closeteers! This episode of Inside the Closet is all about learning. We found out what a food mummy is, understand windsurfing, and decide once and for all that SCUBA diving is complete and utter bullshit. We don't like SCUBA diving, we don't like people who go SCUBA diving, and we don't think that scene from Along Came Polly is even that funny. Deal with it, you deep sea nerds. Enjoy the episode, please rate and subscribe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Get That Red Sauce

Get That Red Sauce

2021-03-1839:421

Hello Closeteers. Today we ponder life's real mysteries. What are god's pronouns? Do kids suck? How much is too much coffee. We know the answer to at least one of those things. All that really matters is that we're here, we're queer, and we're still at home. Matteo's getting shredded with Adam, our resident app daddy, and Emma's giving away peeps to her peeps. It's a fun time for us all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hot Dog Water Jail

Hot Dog Water Jail

2021-03-1137:39

Closeteers we are asking you, do you even know about mac & cheese? Think about, then tell us. We go in on the good, the bad, and the liquid gold. Also, if anyone can explain how a woman goes to federal prison because of hot dog water please let us know. We're still lost on that one. It's a real wild week here on Inside the Closet, but at least we have each other (and the chiropractor). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Comics Language

Comics Language

2021-03-0543:19

Hello Closeteers. Have you been feeling jazzed up? Like your heart is full of grief? Or like your locked in a compound? Welcome to the club. We're talking about a year, A YEAR, of Coronavirus. It's had its ups, and mostly it's had downs. Let's relive some of them.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Eat My Arm!

Eat My Arm!

2021-02-2545:20

Hello Closeteers, and welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. You ready for us to talk about eating people? Because that's what we're talking about today. Emma almost cooked herself alive by accident, and Matteo got Punk'd in Indiana by Methusala. Just more of your typical podcast stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Closeteers, it is a joy, a delight, a pleasure and an honor to welcome Tranna Wintour back to Inside the Closet. Tranna is now the title holder for most appearances on the pod. Who else can talk this beautifully about toxic masculinity in comedy AND Britney Spears? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Pocketful of Donuts

A Pocketful of Donuts

2021-02-1136:46

Closeteers, the pandemic wall has hit, and it hit hard. #InsideTheCloset is a little off the rails. We're talking about chiropractors, Russian folklore, and reclining. Let us know how you're pushing through the quaranting wall on our instagram, our patreon, or in the reviews here on apple podcasts!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bet That!

Bet That!

2021-02-0437:37

Closeteers, we have a question for you: Is it over yet? Seriously, are we done with this pandemic? Because we cannot take it anymore. We've resorted to talking about geriatric dogs getting it on, questioning whether gym hookups are real, and butts. We're thankful for all of you out there helping us through it, and we want to hear from you! Hit us up on our Patreon or Instagram. We need human interaction.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hello Closeteers! This episode was filmed in December, back when Trump was president. This week, we're joined by Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, hosts of the Dumb Gay Politics podcast (@Dumbgaypolitics). We get a little dumb, very gay, and kind of political. How fitting! We also go back in time, and hear about how Julie and Brandy first met, The Big Gay Sketch Show, and have real kiki. This is such a fun episode, and we can't wait for you all to hear it. Be sure to follow us on Instagram, join our Patreon, and rate and subscribe on apple podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Comments (8)

Robbie Crosswhite

legit dying over the whole titanic convo 😂😂😂😂

Feb 1st
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Eric Larson

what was this? why? straight white men pretending to be idiots and yelling...do we really need more of this?

Aug 9th
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Julio Cano

😍😍😍

Feb 7th
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Justin Brown

love the podcast it gets me Tru my work week

Sep 24th
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Matt Ward

Great show!

Jul 20th
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Staci Jessee

soooooooooo happy Taylor is the guest this episode!!

Jan 4th
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P Ezeb Plotyci

The "Guys We Fucked" bump!

Dec 12th
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