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Author: Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann, Starburns Audio

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

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Good Christian Comedy

Good Christian Comedy

2020-02-2000:48:54

In a new first for #InsideTheCloset, we're recording in a literal closet. Yes, Emma calls in from a closet in vegas with poor ventilation, and from there we dive in even deeper. Matteo tell's us about suspicious porn star pies (not a euphemism,) and both him and Emma try their hand at Christian comedy. We get all atwitter over social media, and learn the history of a famous garment. Also, we wanna know, what are your favorite candies? Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We are back, with special guest Jay Jurden (@JayJurden)! He tells us about growing up in Mississippi, theatre, and how to avoid cancellation. We also talk about the strange mediums used in art school, and do a little diva herstory. Remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We have an incredible new LIVE episode #InsideTheCloset from Rupaul's Drag Con LA. We have the star and co-creator of the hit show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff). Rachel talks to Em&M about balls, vaginal infections, conservative bloggers, antisemitism, and that's only the first 20 minutes. This is such a special episode, and we cannot thank Drag Con and Rachel enough for a truly unforgettable experience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Legally Gay

Legally Gay

2019-01-1000:44:57

Emma and Matteo catch up on their travels to DC and the Bahamas. Both consider the legality of homosexuality in different countries, and do a deep dive into some of the news about Kevin Heart, Ellen, and Louis CK. Plus, we've got our first dating app to review! If you're a $10 patron, message us and we'll let you know how to get your profile reviewed. In the meantime, please remember to rate and subscribe #InsideTheCloset ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bitter This Christmas

Bitter This Christmas

2018-12-2700:50:09

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from #InsideTheCloset! We're celebrating by talking about Matteo's run in with Paris Hilton (that's hot), and Emma's battle with a hacker. Plus, we wrote a hit song (for real, if someone can make us a music video we'll love you forever) and adopt a theoretical gay cat named Couscous.  ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Us on Instagram @Insidetheclosetpodcast ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#InsideTheCloset has some exciting news! Matteo, now single, got double new dick, and is going celibate for a little bit. Emma did Colbert and challenges America’s understanding of gender. And now, we’ve got a fun new ingredient to our mix: blinding rage. ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Surviving a Throuple

Surviving a Throuple

2018-12-0600:49:34

#InsideTheCloset is getting a little real. We found Richard Simmons, but lost Madonna's Hubris. We've also got some relationship news, a cold butt, and some general complaints.  ************************************************** Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Closet Is Burning

Closet Is Burning

2018-10-1800:43:42

#InsideTheCloset has had one hell of a week. Emma can't stop throwing up in Ubers, Matteo had article written about him that got his message wrong, and everyone's a little bummed out. That said, we have some BIG news coming up, we weigh the pros and cons of Cheesecake Factory, and have some travel coming up! Get excited, and come see us! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ See Us Live! - https://www.bandsintown.com/en/a/10807299-emma-willmann Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
MILF Pressure

MILF Pressure

2018-08-2300:46:49

This week #InsideTheCloset is a little all over the place, literally. Emma's coming to us jacked up on coffee and adderall in LA, while Matteo's busy taking photos of his boyfriend at a rooftop pool in Spain. We talk fit moms, Netflix, Madonna and Pete Davidson. Emma and Matteo talk about their favorite hobby: sitting, and Kike tells us what dating a comedian is like. (Hint: it's fun.) Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You've heard about her on the show, and this week we're joined by Miz Cracker and her emotional support human Katelyn. These two are all over the New York drag scene, and they give us a crash course in drag, starting out, and how to really deal with a heckler. Emma and Matteo even get into the overlap of drag and comedy, namely that no one should start doing either.  Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/   Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Miz Cracker - @Miz_Cracker Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from San Francisco

Live from San Francisco

2018-01-2501:27:23

#InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his soulmate from Spain, and Emma lies about white water rafting. We even do a live Q&A with the audience.   Tweet Emma and let her know if the doctor stole her blood - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Tweet Matteo about "Homeward Bound" - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Experts). They stop by to chat about fisting and lies, give advice about getting into comedy and how to regain confidence. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Follow The Unofficial Experts - @Unofficialexpert https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-unofficial-expert/id1160606309?mt=2   Follow Sydnee - @Justsydbw   Follow Marie - @Reeezy   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Our special guest this week is Carly Aquilino! She tells us all about her boyfriend Matt. Plus, Emma reminisces about giving blow jobs and Matteo might be dying. Then we get to your questions about bottoming, labels, and spirituality. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Carly - @CarlyAquilino Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Emma fantasizes about going to a secluded island to have Matteo's baby or making him carry it to term, and that's just the first minute of #InsideTheCloset. Matteo's been busy in Vegas, New Orleans, and at the View. Meanwhile, Emma spills tea (literally, and on herself), and reminisces about lying to strangers on the internet. Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane (MatteoLaneComedy.com) Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann (EmmaComedy.com) Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. Hear about everyone's shared love of psychopathic partners, and let the gang answer your dating and steam room cruising questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pocket Gays

Pocket Gays

2017-11-2300:47:45

Mom's the word on lucky episode 13 of #InsideTheCloset. Emma's back from LA, and we have a lot to catch up on. From fights on the red carpet, to fights at a Hertz, to fights in a bathroom. Learn how to Impress Matteo's family and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lesbian in the Lobby

Lesbian in the Lobby

2017-11-1600:36:42

#InsideTheCloset is officially bi...coastal! Emma calls in from LA to catch up with Matteo about life on the set of The CW's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Matteo made the Out100, and posed with a big rubber cock. Then he "met" the incredible Janet Jackson! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Greenest Room w/ Patti

The Greenest Room w/ Patti

2017-11-0900:40:43

Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's latest sexploits and fantasies. We get some insight onto childhood signs of homosexuality, and where Emma's love of degrading misogynistic sex comes from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Collegiate Closet

Collegiate Closet

2017-11-0200:43:081

Live from William Patterson University, it's #InsideTheCloset! This week Emma has a big career announcement, and Matteo pissed off some Mariah Carey fans. Emma and Matteo took these students to class with lessons on dating, gay guy on straight guy flirting, and the life of a gay comedian. There are even serious questions about Pulse, and life under Trump. A straight guy tries to get laid by being woke.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Listener Mail

Listener Mail

2017-10-2600:47:00

Fans wrote in, and #InsideTheCloset is ready to answer. Emma and Matteo advise listeners on spotting lesbians, lesbians on Craigslist, and gay bar etiquette. Plus, the journey of enlightenment on whether you're a top or a bottom. Emma talks about her dad for a change, and her past life as a greeter at Walmart. All than and Annie Lennox on this week's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Robbie Crosswhite

legit dying over the whole titanic convo 😂😂😂😂

Feb 1st
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Eric Larson

what was this? why? straight white men pretending to be idiots and yelling...do we really need more of this?

Aug 9th
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Julio Cano

😍😍😍

Feb 7th
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Justin Brown

love the podcast it gets me Tru my work week

Sep 24th
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Matt Ward

Great show!

Jul 20th
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Staci Jessee

soooooooooo happy Taylor is the guest this episode!!

Jan 4th
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P Ezeb Plotyci

The "Guys We Fucked" bump!

Dec 12th
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