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Author: Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann, Starburns Audio

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

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7 Stages of a Breakup

7 Stages of a Breakup

2019-12-1200:56:05

We're back, again! #InsideTheCloset is gearing up for the holidays, which we know can be tough. Especially if you're going through breakup cutting off your supply of blackheads to attack. Emma's mom might move in with her, and she educates us on why asking someone to put less effort into a relationship might not be a great idea. We want to hear from you, how do you sleep at night? No, really. Send in any tips for a restful sleep on our instagram @insidetheclosetpodcast or our email insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Become a Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ITC See us live in Philly - https://goodgoodcomedy.com/insidethecloset/ Follow Patti - @LegalMinor Follow Mike - @MikeTaveiraLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#InsideTheCloset is back with a another episode. This we, we chat about what we would do with a billion dollars and what it is like dating on the road. We also talk to Ashley about skin care, beauty tips, and botox. Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#InsideTheCloset is back with a second serving of Bob The Drag Queen. This time, we chat on the phone with Nick Smith (@NickSmith09) about the craziest divas in the world. That's right, we mean Britney. We mean Celine. We mean Streisand! They're all cuckoo bananas. We also dish on the Kardashian empire, the unforgivable crimes committed against male ballet dancers by one lady, and Arnold. We even review some dating profiles! Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week we're joined by a very special guest; you know her, you love her, she won RuPaul's Drag Race and Super Smash Bros. It's Bob the Drag Queen! We talk about bottoming: the video game, Delta airlines, drag, mega churches, weird Ubers, and much much more. Let us know if you can beat Matteo's high score on Hole.IO, and what you think Emma's drag name would be on Instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cum Through My Window

Cum Through My Window

2019-11-0800:51:33

This week on #InsideTheCloset, we're letting you know just how dedicated we are to this podcast. Seriously, just hearing Emma and Matteo's schedules is enough to warrant a nap. Busy as we may be, we're still chatting about sex ed in all the forms it came in. Whether that be from an educator, or a trashy girl on your street. Emma's "mom" leaves a hysterical voicemail, and we get a little political. Remember to rate, subscribe, follow us on instagram, and register to vote!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
And we're back! That's right #InsideTheCloset has more closet, and more inside than ever before. This week we're joined by friend and musical prodigy Henry Koperski (@magicelflord) who teaches us all about triangles. Emma's dealing with a "three's company" dilemma, while Matteo and Henry soak up some sun and dubstep in Mexico. If you're in Vermont, be sure to catch Emma at Vermont Comedy Club November 1-2, and catch Matteo and Henry's Streisand show in New York at Joes Pub November 5! Follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe please!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Swinging by Rachel Maddow's

Swinging by Rachel Maddow's

2019-10-1700:53:16

Is it an episode of #InsideTheCloset without revealing stories? Absolutely not, that's what you Closeteers tune in for. This week, we find out about the time Emma nearly became a voodoo priestess, and Matteo used gay thirst to get medical treatment. We're also bringing you updates about London, and Emma is shopping a show (there's of course a part for Matteo.) Also, if anyone has a hook up for Rachel Maddow, let us know! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes our good friend Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic) back to the pod! Robyn talks food, sugar, and personal training including a BONKERS story about New York Sports Club. We also get to the bottom of appropriate hotel room bookings while in a relationship. Come see us live, follow our Instagram, and remember to rate and subscribe!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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God Save the Brittany!

God Save the Brittany!

2019-10-0300:40:08

Emma and Matteo are back in the studio this week for the latest episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost: Yorkshire Pudding. What is it? Who's eating it? Why is it mostly solid? We answer one of these questions. Then, we get into the dark underbelly of the alternative milk industry, and their truly awful names. Turns out "nut butter" isn't jarred cum. Be sure to catch Matteo in London October 14-19, and you can see Emma in Washington DC at the Draft House October 25-26, then Vermont Comedy Club Novermber 1-2, and Howling wolf in New Orleans November 22! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Not Debra messing around!

Not Debra messing around!

2019-09-2600:42:47

And we're back, together! #InsideTheCloset has been a whirlwind these last few weeks, and we explain everything that's been going on with us. Plus, Emma and Matteo are cast in a few new projects they can't wait to tell you about. We even get into the SNL scandal, with the piping hot take: don't be racist and homphobic. All that and more on this week's episode! Please remember to follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cooking w/ Zach Noe Towers

Cooking w/ Zach Noe Towers

2019-09-2001:08:331

#InsideTheCloset is back with a brand new episode, and we're so happy to have Zach Noe Towers (@Zachnoetowers) joining us! Emma sits down for a one on one chat with Zach about his background in musical theatre, addiction, and performative gender roles within same sex relationships. Plus, we take a look at what people want from Instagram and how to start a Gay Straight Alliance as a "straight" guy. Make sure to follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Buckle up, because #InsideTheCloset is coming to you life from DragCon! Due to an unforeseen conflict, Emma couldn’t be there. We got our good Judy Marie Faustin to guest host, and brought in Daniel Franzese to get Mean, Girls. We even got to answer some questions live. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's Drag Con this weekend, so we've got a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma is shooting a project, and since no one could replace her, we got a bunch of people to fill in! Matteo's hanging out with Patti, Nick, Jacob, Bob the Drag Queen, and Naomi Smalls and everyone pops in to chat. We talk Cats, the price of sex, and dancing. It's a totally unique listening experience this week! Follow us on instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) and rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In Bed with Jessica Kirson

In Bed with Jessica Kirson

2019-08-3001:01:44

This week #InsideTheCloset crawls into bed with the hysterically funny Jessica Kirson (@jessykirson). While still on the boat, we're talking about Jews, gays, gay Jews, and emotional support foods. We also talk about stage presence, and how fleeting the feeling of being on stage is for comics. This is such a fun episode, and if you enjoy it as much as we did we hope you'll follow us on instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) and rate/subscribe!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Zelda and the Nude Beach

Zelda and the Nude Beach

2019-08-2200:39:57

Emma and Matteo are finishing up their cruise on this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. With the exception of a few complaints regarding the buffet, it's been an amazing time! There were nude beaches, and shows, and Kristen Chenoweth. We also try to figure out how much money it takes to work with someone you hate. Follow the pod on instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) and don't forget to rate and subscribe!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Gays at Sea

Gays at Sea

2019-08-1600:54:36

#InsideTheCloset is on a cruise! There's tons of gays, okay food, and a faint smell of tuna. Matteo interviews for a job at Staples, Emma tries to figure out if lesbians have jobs, and we talk about the importance of friendship, AND red flags within friendships. Also, Tape Face. Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @insidetheclosetpodcastLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Consider the Rooster

Consider the Rooster

2019-08-0900:52:39

Matteo has a brand new neice, and Emma talks family traditions this week on #InsideTheCloset. Plus, we talk cock (chickens), how to survive a bear attack, and get ready for our Vacaya cruise to Province Town. Follow us on @Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram, and remember to rate and subscribe! Special shoutouts the the Closeteers who drove 5 HOURS to see Matteo in Tampa. Please send us a DM!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Eric Larson

what was this? why? straight white men pretending to be idiots and yelling...do we really need more of this?

Aug 9th
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Julio Cano

😍😍😍

Feb 7th
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Justin Brown

love the podcast it gets me Tru my work week

Sep 24th
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Matt Ward

Great show!

Jul 20th
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Staci Jessee

soooooooooo happy Taylor is the guest this episode!!

Jan 4th
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P Ezeb Plotyci

The "Guys We Fucked" bump!

Dec 12th
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