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Author: Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann, Starburns Audio

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You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join comics Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.
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Team D**k Lickers

Team D**k Lickers

2020-04-0252:37

Hey Closeteers, we are in full swing podcasting in the time of Corona! We do our best to not ONLY talk about the virus, so we get into Matteo's grocery store smackdown, Emma's trip to Home Depot, and we both answer some question prompts. We also talk about new hobbies during lockdown, and share some of the craziest stories we've ever heard! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us @insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Porn Barista

Porn Barista

2020-03-2758:16

Hey Closeteers, we hope your all staying safe, healthy and home. We've got a nice little hour of vacation for you in podcast form. Emma and Matteo talk about how their coping with Corona, sex toys, and peanut butter. Plus, Emma makes Matteo an offer. Please remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from the Bunker

Live from the Bunker

2020-03-1901:02:34

Hey Closeteers, we know things are a little scary right now, but we're hoping this episode of #InsideTheCloset makes you feel a little less alone if you're in isolation. We're of course talking about the Caronavirus, and encouraging EVERYONE to practice social distancing. We also talk about some of our favorite comedians to look up while locked up, how we might smuggle Emma's mom out of Guatemala if worst comes to worst, and Matteo might make a new comic book. Stay tuned for more episodes! This episode was recorded Saturday March 14th, and information regarding the Cornavirus has been updated since.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Good Christian Comedy

Good Christian Comedy

2020-02-2048:541

In a new first for #InsideTheCloset, we're recording in a literal closet. Yes, Emma calls in from a closet in vegas with poor ventilation, and from there we dive in even deeper. Matteo tell's us about suspicious porn star pies (not a euphemism,) and both him and Emma try their hand at Christian comedy. We get all atwitter over social media, and learn the history of a famous garment. Also, we wanna know, what are your favorite candies? Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wasp Culture

Wasp Culture

2020-02-1355:48

Welcome back Closeteers! We have a very special episode for you about family. We take a deep dive into Lane and Willmann clan history. We also wonder what Emma's mom would do in a zombie apocalypse, and Matteo meets a penguin. Be sure to come see us at one of our live shows, and as always remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We are back, with special guest Jay Jurden (@JayJurden)! He tells us about growing up in Mississippi, theatre, and how to avoid cancellation. We also talk about the strange mediums used in art school, and do a little diva herstory. Remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The San Francisco Treat

The San Francisco Treat

2020-01-3147:271

Hey Closeteers, we're back with another brand new episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week, we talk a lot about food.That means is cilantro gross? What's the best kind of peanut butter? What the f*ck is a Rice-a-roni? We also chat with Leif and Tyler about comedy, and see some of the looks from the GRAMMYs red carpet! Remember to rate, subscribe and follow us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Giggle Bottoms

Giggle Bottoms

2020-01-2401:02:311

By air! By sea! By Spotify and iTunes! #InsideTheCloset is coming at you, and we're talking travel. Emma and Matteo talk about what they've learned about air travel from being on tour, and really rip the movie Titanic a new one. Plus, we get a lesson in Italianthropology from Matteo's mom, and hear about Emma's days living with her mom. Be sure to rate, subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and let us know if Gays like Titanic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Moose Poop

Moose Poop

2020-01-1601:05:32

Hey Closeteers, we're back! Emma had a rough flu, so we're getting all caught up in 2020. We're tackling the big issues this year, namely butts. Who's got em, and how do you properly compliment one? We also get real about plastic surgery, Matteo recaps his trip to Rome, and Emma teaches a master class in how to improv your way out of a situation. Be sure to write in with your show ideas, and how you respond to things that rub you the wrong way on our email Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Weird Good Year

A Weird Good Year

2020-01-0255:49

Happy New Years Closeteers! We recorded this right before the holiday break, so in anticipation of going home we call Matteo's mom and grandma to talk family, dating, and Earl. We do some reflecting on 2019's best moments, and look forward to 2020. Let us know what some of YOUR favorite moments were on our Instagram and Facebook pages. Please remember to rate and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Happy Holidays Closeteers! Our gift to you is more #InsideTheCloset with our very special guest, Sasheer Zamata (@TheSheerTruth)! She joins us to chat about her windowless life in Manhattan when she first moved, AIM screen names, and palm readings come true. You can check out more from Sasheer by watching her special Pizza Mind, and keep an eye out for Emma and Matteo's episode on her podcast Best Friends. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Are you ready to workout? Because this week #InsideTheCloset is going on a fitness journey. Emma and Matteo both go into their own experiences with diet, exercise, and fitness. We only get a little distracted, but we still get our Barbara Walters on. We've got tips, stories, and a theory about wrestling (that's it's REAL gay) and more! Be sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7 Stages of a Breakup

7 Stages of a Breakup

2019-12-1256:06

We're back, again! #InsideTheCloset is gearing up for the holidays, which we know can be tough. Especially if you're going through breakup cutting off your supply of blackheads to attack. Emma's mom might move in with her, and she educates us on why asking someone to put less effort into a relationship might not be a great idea. We want to hear from you, how do you sleep at night? No, really. Send in any tips for a restful sleep on our instagram @insidetheclosetpodcast or our email insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Become a Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ITC See us live in Philly - https://goodgoodcomedy.com/insidethecloset/ Follow Patti - @LegalMinor Follow Mike - @MikeTaveira Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#InsideTheCloset is back with a another episode. This we, we chat about what we would do with a billion dollars and what it is like dating on the road. We also talk to Ashley about skin care, beauty tips, and botox. Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#InsideTheCloset is back with a second serving of Bob The Drag Queen. This time, we chat on the phone with Nick Smith (@NickSmith09) about the craziest divas in the world. That's right, we mean Britney. We mean Celine. We mean Streisand! They're all cuckoo bananas. We also dish on the Kardashian empire, the unforgivable crimes committed against male ballet dancers by one lady, and Arnold. We even review some dating profiles! Thanks for listening, and be sure to rate, review, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week we're joined by a very special guest; you know her, you love her, she won RuPaul's Drag Race and Super Smash Bros. It's Bob the Drag Queen! We talk about bottoming: the video game, Delta airlines, drag, mega churches, weird Ubers, and much much more. Let us know if you can beat Matteo's high score on Hole.IO, and what you think Emma's drag name would be on Instagram (@insidetheclosetpodcast) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cum Through My Window

Cum Through My Window

2019-11-0851:33

This week on #InsideTheCloset, we're letting you know just how dedicated we are to this podcast. Seriously, just hearing Emma and Matteo's schedules is enough to warrant a nap. Busy as we may be, we're still chatting about sex ed in all the forms it came in. Whether that be from an educator, or a trashy girl on your street. Emma's "mom" leaves a hysterical voicemail, and we get a little political. Remember to rate, subscribe, follow us on instagram, and register to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
And we're back! That's right #InsideTheCloset has more closet, and more inside than ever before. This week we're joined by friend and musical prodigy Henry Koperski (@magicelflord) who teaches us all about triangles. Emma's dealing with a "three's company" dilemma, while Matteo and Henry soak up some sun and dubstep in Mexico. If you're in Vermont, be sure to catch Emma at Vermont Comedy Club November 1-2, and catch Matteo and Henry's Streisand show in New York at Joes Pub November 5! Follow us on Instagram, rate, and subscribe please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is it an episode of #InsideTheCloset without revealing stories? Absolutely not, that's what you Closeteers tune in for. This week, we find out about the time Emma nearly became a voodoo priestess, and Matteo used gay thirst to get medical treatment. We're also bringing you updates about London, and Emma is shopping a show (there's of course a part for Matteo.) Also, if anyone has a hook up for Rachel Maddow, let us know! Remember to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Robbie Crosswhite

legit dying over the whole titanic convo 😂😂😂😂

Feb 1st
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Eric Larson

what was this? why? straight white men pretending to be idiots and yelling...do we really need more of this?

Aug 9th
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Julio Cano

😍😍😍

Feb 7th
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Justin Brown

love the podcast it gets me Tru my work week

Sep 24th
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Matt Ward

Great show!

Jul 20th
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Staci Jessee

soooooooooo happy Taylor is the guest this episode!!

Jan 4th
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P Ezeb Plotyci

The "Guys We Fucked" bump!

Dec 12th
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