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A podcast about life, technology, coffee, and social awkwardness.
20 Episodes
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20. Back on our BullshitOur heroes awake after four years to find a world in turmoil. Who can save it? Not these rambling idiots. What CAN they do? Well, talk about single life, married life,...
19. The Perks of Being a Cyclops
Paint, cake and things we hate. What about hair? Joe cares. His skin? Not like a fin? Ok, no more rhymes. Portland is covered in mold and Joe can probably fix...
18. Kayak-Man.
What up, daughter? In this show, Kellee paints, Joe dies in Spelunky, Juan Pablo gets called a dick and Uber is named a bag of douche.
Also, Joe gets weird about nips, Kellee loves...
17. Levis 501 Cat Sex.
In this show: Joe practices childhood sorcery, Kevin Spacey is murdering people and Kellee finds a douchebag blogger. Also: menstruation, shakes of the shamrock variety, and...
16. Almond Cowlicks
In this show: Kellee’s movin’, Joe went boozin’, and Brock is still snoozin’. Also: Bletblue, bangs, godly hi-fives, outrunning a tiger on an airplane, and demon yawns.
15. Noodlecock Appledick
All aboard the struggle bus! On this show: Allergies suck, curse words are cool, Aziz Ansari is funny, Bruno Mars has hair, and my car is covered in a salty load.
14. Unethical Giraffe Fights
On this week’s show: Literally everthing, annoying drunks, manipulative girl scouts, Mitt Romney, sick boyfriends, and cheeseburger buttholes.
13. A Silent Haircut
Joe and Kellee discuss Austin, criminally awkward haircuts, boning with socks on, and gummy worms all while sipping some coffee over brunch. Then things get gross. Featuring...
12. Express Yourself
In their grossest episode yet, Joe & Kellee swap puke stories, Taylor Swift, “me” time, Taco Bell’s definition of a Nacho, and doggie butt glands.
Theme song: Sleeper Agent “Get...
Episode 11: A Head of Many Tongues
Back from a holiday break, Joe and Kellee discuss awkward family moments, dogs making messes, moving out, adding a third, Miley Cyrus’ concave buttphone, and tongues...
10. The Power of Heart
In a slightly “real”-er episode, Joe and Kellee break down MySpace Surveys, paying for MTV, Religion (oh man), Cinnabon, self-worth after college, and then explore Captain...
9. Mulanhantas
Shivering in the dead of winter, Joe and Kellee discuss incredible albums, Kevin McCallister, sexism, and ultimately determine why snow sucks. Also, Joe is a Disney idiot.
8. Bubblegum Dick
On this week’s show: Food children, stoned teenagers, snobbish wine, green bean casserole, homeless boyfriends, and awful bubblegum.
Theme Song: Sleeper Agent - “Get Burned”
Outtro:...
7. Wizard Potential
Bracing their guts for Thanksgiving, Kellee and Joe discuss awkward parents, life as an emotionless brick, Lady Gaga, deep-fried fingers and sex-deprived magic powers.
Theme song...
6. Parsley and Me
On this week’s show, Joe relives his texting mistakes, Kellee hates a common Italian herb, and a majestic glittery creature is discovered.
Theme Song Credit: Sleeper Agent - Get...
Episode 5: A Weird Massage
Our intrepid hosts once again find themselves conversing; this time, about spas, psychics, Bagel Bites, Tim Riggins, peeing in the shower, and beds made of people.
4. A Starbucks Existential Experience
Staring into the dark, cold abyss of the night sky, our hosts ponder the reality-shattering questions. Then they drink some absinthe and go to Hogwarts.
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3. Hangoverween
Tired and weary, our hosts discuss Halloween parties, olden days of the “bar scene,” Kaiju-fighting robots, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and whether or not being an ant is all it’s...
2. Stacks of Hands
Now with segments! We discuss white-tailed deer, ThoughtCatalog, Los Angeles, American Horror Story, hands, Pokémon and embarrassing internet crush stories.
Theme song credit:...
Episode 1: A Socially Awkward Genesis
In which our heroes, Joe and Kellee, embark on a socially awkward technological adventure. Apologies for the audio quality. Contains spoilers for Breaking Bad,...
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