There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys – A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right? – A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed – A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms – A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake – And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.
This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe. Inside: – The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut” – A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken – A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call – A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup – A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip
This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules – A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion – A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag – And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time” Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.
This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom. Check out all things Brandon here: Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/ Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template
This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again. We’ve got: – A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence – A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t) – A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally) – A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood – A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb – And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.
This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history. Inside: – A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators) – A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop – A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a future with someone else – Porn titles that might be fake… but absolutely sound real – A listener terrified of how his downward-bending penis might ruin everything – And a pair of tights so sheer they made him finish just from hearing the words 00:00 Intro 02:30 Naughty Corner 28:40 Lube or Lies 34:40 Confession Corner 41:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 52:40 Would You Rather?
Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage. We dig into: - The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online - A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms - The story of a guy who ruined “yes daddy” by spitting on himself - A squirting disaster that nearly cursed an Xbox forever - And a Vegas birthday with a very awkward family twist Time Stamps 08:09 - Naughty Corner 34:12 - Lube or Lies (Game) 37:43 - Confessions 41:16 - Oops Wrong Hole
We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E. This week brings: - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back – A confession that turns from quiet car head to full-blown toilet leash degradation – A blowjob expert with a pencil for a penis and a scream loud enough to wake the neighbourhood – Identical twin mix-ups that somehow involve cheating and innocence – And a three on one fantasy gone medically sideways, complete with weather chat mid-orgy Also: Porn Title or Not and someone finally learns the true circumference... Timestamps available in below. Good luck recovering from this one. 00:00 Intro 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 15:15 Naughty Corner 41:20 Porn Title or Not? 45:35 Oops! Wrong Hole!
From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth. We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments. Then things get messy: – A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck – A guy tears his tongue during enthusiastic ass eating – The Prince Albert piercing that didn’t survive round one – And a cousin story so dirty we had to pretend it didn’t happen Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV. Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church. 00:00 Intro 02:30 In The News 14:25 Naughty Corner 30:20 A Confession 39:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 51:45 Would You Rather?
From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess. We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock. Things only get filthier with: – A chastity submission that ends in steak, denial, and one very confused dog – A cum shot that disappeared mid-blowjob… and was found days later – Redwings earned under pressure (and a furious dad) – Shit on dicks, clown faces, and a post-sex car crash that ends in glovebox horror – Plus, Would You Rather makes a return and it’s brutal Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public. 02:40 – In The News 07:43 – Naughty Corner 35:01 – Submission 39:37 – Confession 43:01 – Oops Wrong Hole 58:26 – Would You Rather
This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas. Then it gets properly unhinged. – A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after getting caught out – A bedroom dungeon session ends with a butt plug to the eyeball – A listener ruins her date and his t-shirt mid-anal – And a bloke in Thailand nearly gets a surprise dick in his mouth while thinking about his ex Timestamps below. Wear headphones. You’ve been warned. 00:00 Intro 08:15 Naughty Corner 33:35 Updates and Shoutouts 38:00 Bride, Ride, Hide 44:55 Confession Booth 50:30 Oops! Wrong Hole!
This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire. We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard. Then: – A topless holiday fantasy goes too far... – A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair – And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.) Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke…. Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk. 03:00 - Naughty Corner 33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide 43:48 - AITA 47:49 - Confession 50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"
This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one. In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner). Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah. We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain. Timestamps below: 03:44 – Submariners 08:36 – Naughty Corner 37:10 – Filthy Fortunes 43:50 – Confessions 1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole 1:17:43 – Would You Rather
00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence? We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone. And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us. Timestamps: 02:01 - Luke’s Kink 06:40 - Naughty Corner 24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions 31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants 35:05 - Sex Toy Review 41:24 - Filthy Fortunes 45:49 - TG Follow-up 49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole 1:03:03 - Would You Rather
08:33 Naughty Corner 42:17 Filthy Fortunes 50:52 Confession 53:19 Oops Wrong Hole 1:02:45 Would You Rather
00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:40 Naughty Corner 39:30 Filthy Fortunes 46:30 Confession Booth 49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:05 Would You Rather?
Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better! Luke x 00:00 Intro 02:45 The Human Carpet 12:50 Naughty Corner 47:05 Quiz On My Face 51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 01:00:30 Would You Rather?
00:00 Intro 04:30 History of Sex 14:55 Naughty Corner 30:20 Quiz On My Face 36:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 46:10 Would You Rather?
00:00 Intro 02:00 Naughty Corner 32:20 Quiz On My Face 39:45 Oops Wrong Hole! 49:00 Would You Rather