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We guarantee* you will enjoy overcoming the hardship of listening to episode 23 of Is This a Podcast. In fact, you may even be moved to write a poem about it. In your head. So cash in your mustard coupons and download this bad boy post haste!@#$ *probably.

We’re back and bedazzling vicious creatures in awhirlwind of blackbelt origami mastery. After a week away, we are rested and raring to go. Our comedy guns are blazing! No rust to be found here! No sir! Only gold. Once you listen, you’ll see that this podcast was worth the wait.

How does one follow one’s twentieth anniversary edition podcast episode?  By posting Episode 21 and blowing the doors off of the podcasting community with such a fierce and wonderful episode, people won’t even remember the first twenty!  THAT’S HOW!@#  This week we revolutionize meat.  MEAT!  You wouldn’t think that to be possible, but as you’ve come to learn, nothing is not possible with us no matter what you think about possibilities and whether they are or aren’t, you know, possible.  We delve back into the popular cereal topic to come up with an idea so original, yet so brilliant in its simplicity, people will be astounded that it hasn’t already happened.  Also, Starbucks gets its comeuppance…. I could go on, but I know I don’t need to.  Just listen.  And love.  And send us cusp money.

Ulnar nerves are frayed and Bonebrain man might be back in this week’s Is This a Podcast! Listen in wonder as our brains and likely yours as well zoom zoom off to a land wherein they can roam free and have a gladiatorial good time without having to worry about all of its horrible bodily duties. You’d be wise to drink some wheat grass before snogging this episode down your eartube ulnar holes. It is just a suggestion, but it is one I would take seriously.

Leave the poopstick at home boys and girls, you won’t be needing it for this week’s Is This a Podcast! You will definitely need it at other times though, so even if you leave it at home right now you should remember where you left it for when you need it at future poopstick requiring times. Also you might want to label it so as not to confuse it with other household stick devices. This episode also spoils many movies that are decades old, so if there are 40 year old movies that you’ve been meaning to watch but still haven’t then you’ll want to be careful. So sit tight, grab a bowl of your favorite horrible cereal, shear the nearest were-sheep and give episode 19 a listen!

Podcast 18 is an unprecedented rampage of topic list annihilation.  We whip through topics like whipped cream thru whips that are whipping the cream like a mixer or beater or whatever whips regular cream into fluffy whipped cream for putting on desserts and things like that or just eating plain.  This podcast is so jam-packed with topical topicality, you might keel over dead.  But rest assured that if you do, we care that you did.  Do you also care when drive thru people talk to you more than is necessary?  We talk about that for eons.  It’s really great.  Yellow watermelon vomit rechewing vitamin gum.  You’d think those might be random words… but they are not!  BAM!  I’m pretty sure that just blew your mind.  Now go listen.

Episode 17: My Good Friend Stubbly We were given some brilliant insight about keys and what locks they don’t open and we in turn pass this knowledge along to you, the listener. You’re welcome. Are you expecting a child? If so or even if that prospect might be in some future time of yours, or if you even know some people who could have kids, then the information we present to you in this episode on child naming is probably the most sage child naming advice ever given out by two people! Then, as if that were not enough, we further your knowledge of the end of the world.

Episode 16: Shouting Brown Things It can be a difficult thing to distinguish exactly when your taco friend becomes more garbage than friend. Allow us at Is This a Podcast to guide you through these murky waters. Did you think we were done lambasting the hand sanitizer epidemic the world currently faces? THEN YOU WERE WRONG! Because we aren’t done. We talk about it some more in this podcast. And it is awesome and controversial. We also shout brown things. And blow your mind with the latest and greatest in upcoming time travel technology. You will wish you could time travel to when this time travel technology is perfected so that you could bring the technology back here to this time and use it. A lot. So enjoy the latest installment of Is This a Podcast!!!!

Episode 15: Jerk Clouds The cloud gods were smiling on us this day as we recorded this new and wonderful podcast of joy and wonder. Curious about the suckling habits of many various assorted things? OF COURSE YOU ARE!? Ever wonder what sort of god the sun worships? ONLY ALL THE TIME! Can’t decide what kind of meat to order from JOKEmeats.com? NEVER FEAR!@# All this and more is enlightened under the bright glare of the Is This a Podcast spotlight. You won’t just “like” this podcast. You won’t even throw up. Probably.

Episode 14: Attack of the Werepigs Get out your pink tights folks!! Your ears will be pummeled with a plethora of comedy holes as you listen to sage advice about losing weight via various assorted powders and where you can find the best brown dinner paste. You will also be fascinated to learn how the Japanese have figured out a solution to the age-old problem of bulky bulkness in your toilet pipes!!@# AlsoyoumightturnintoaWerePig.

Episode 13: Boxomoxo Unlucky 13? I DON’T THINK SO! We rock podcast thirteen like nobodies business, railing against the evils of hand sanitizer. Also our new, foolproof way to improve your most hated movies will blow your mind with its simplistic genius. A new household item superhero is created from THIN AIR! It’s amazing. And don’t even get me started on our latest successful website… I won’t give it away. You’ll have to listen. Let’s just say your meatprayers have been answered. Enjoy!!

Episode 12: Angry Birds In Podcast 12 we cover everything our listeners want to hear, and by that i mean surly birds and slow appetizers.  :\  Seriously though, you have to hear our brilliantly simple solution to long, exasperating waits at restaurants.  It’s gold.  GOLD!  WE ARE THE FORT KNOX OF RESTAURANT SOLUTIONS!@@#$@

In this monumental episode you will learn crucial details regarding the end of the world! This is serious business. What else is there to say? Please don’t chew us. Enjoy. Episode 11: Fun to Listen to… Better to Chew

Episode 10: Visions of Sugarcane Mist As we continue our festive romp we examine the many virtues of completely Natural Sugarcane Mist Spray, we have a mind blowing topic topic about topics, we realize the world clearly needs RayootersSucklingNews.com, plus we define our rightful place in Humortown.

Episode 9 is a festive romp into the land of festive winter festivities. In this episode we really hit our podcasting stride as we warm your January nights, bringing you updates on many of our past topics which inspires even more brilliant ideas that are sure to make this world a better place. Link to mp3 file

As we continue our interview of Shannon and Drew we cover amazing topics such as workplace etiquette, caffeine, 5-hour ENERGY, and many other energy options. Story time with Shannon is very engaging. You’ll love it, and I’m sure you won’t be offended at all. Link to mp3 file

In this two part episode we interview our fine sister and her wonderful husband. We delve into the depths of their minds and aren’t sure what to make of what we find! We answer questions to help you find the right toothpaste. Link to mp3 file

We hope you enjoy this episode. It’s probably the best episode so far. Probably? No, it is the best. If you thought episodes one through five were good, just wait till you fill your ears with episode six! We give you the ins and outs to having a successful low fat diet, give you some insights on a Washington D.C. rally, and answer all your time travel questions. Plus we read you some of our written work which turned out pretty good, a first on Is This a Podcast. Link to mp3 file

I apologize for posting this twice. There was a mix-up, so some of you may get this podcast twice. Oh well, we are on the ball now, and that ball is an amazing new podcast. The content is amazing, so good you might WANT to listen twice, though I do apologize in advance for the audio quality, we had some technical difficulties due to the venue. The amazing topics include a Chinese Chicken song update, Ronald Jenkees, animal rights, Resolve, badges update, zombies, police cars, and bunnies.Remember to subscribe to this podcast in iTunes! Here is a direct link. Link to mp3