It‘s This Meets That

What would happen if a Zack Snyder-esque slow mo explosion fever dream met ancient Egyptian mythology? You came to the right place to find out! Russ and Jared are building an obelisk to memorialize how much they hate this movie. The guys are getting into Gods of Egypt (2016), starring Brenton Thwaites, Courtney Eaton, Gerard Butler, Elodie Yung, Bryan Brown, Chadwick Boseman, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Stay tuned for a spooky new Trailer Trash next week!

Looking for an action-packed blockbuster with a plot full of twists, turns, and unexpected heartfelt moments? Look somewhere else! Russ and Jared are watching the trailer for Gods of Egypt (2016), starring Brenton Thwaites, Courtney Eaton, Gerard Butler, Elodie Yung, Bryan Brown, Chadwick Boseman, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Check out the full episode next week!

You know what ITMT listeners have been clamoring for? More longer episodes! At least, that's what Russ and Jared are hoping... this one's a doozy, but also maybe their finest work in a while! The guys are making Russ work hard editing War of the Worlds (2025), starring the aforementioned Cube, Eva Longoria, Iman Benson, Henry Hunter Hall, Devon Bostick, Andrea Savage, Clark Gregg, and Michael O'Neill. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared spend a lot of time in front of their laptops, but not as much time as Ice Cube seems to be in this trailer! The guys are talking about the new (nobody asked for) version of War of the Worlds (2025), starring the aforementioned Cube, Eva Longoria, Iman Benson, Henry Hunter Hall, Devon Bostick, Andrea Savage, Clark Gregg, and Michael O'Neill. Is it going to be as bad as it looks? Yes, yes it is. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

The hills are alive with the sound of music and bone saws! Russ and Jared are singing through the schlock that is Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008), starring Anthony Head, Paul Sorvino, Alexa PenaVega, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Bill Moseley, Kevin 'ohGr' Ogilvie, Terrance Zdunich, and Sarah Power. The guys definitely won't repo your organs, but they will take your time to entertain you! Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week.

How many years have y'all been saying "the guys really need to do a musical"? None years is the correct answer, but the guys are doing it anyway! Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008), starring Anthony Head, Paul Sorvino, Alexa PenaVega, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Bill Moseley, Kevin 'ohGr' Ogilvie, Terrance Zdunich, and Sarah Power. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Russ and Jared are back and strapped to a metaphorical bomb chair as they try to dismantle Hot Seat (2022), starring Kevin Dillon, Mel Gibson, Shannen Doherty, Michael Welch, Eddie Steeples, Kate Katzman, Lydia Hull, and Anna Harr. The guys have a lot of laughs with this one, you'll be exploding with good times! And stay tuned for an all new Trailer Trash next week.

What's that smell? Can you smell that smell? Did you look under your chair? Oh, it's not you, it's Russ and Jared talking about the trailer for Hot Seat (2022), starring Kevin Dillon, Mel Gibson, Shannen Doherty, Michael Welch, Eddie Steeples, Kate Katzman, Lydia Hull, and Anna Harr. Now with less AI Fan Service and more real fans! You're going to love this one. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Never a bad time for a spooky time! That's what Russ and Jared always say... well, at least once... well, right now. If you thought they were going to leave you hanging with just a Trailer Trash for this one, you thought wrong. And why would you think that? The guys are doing the whole dang thing for Ouija (2014), starring Olivia Cooke, Ana Coto, Daren Kagasoff, Bianca A. Santos, Douglas Smith, Shelley Hennig, Sierra Hawkins, and Lin Shaye. Stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

Russ and Jared are back from the Dream World (check out The Last Witch Hunter) and communicating with the dead again. Those guys have sure been all over the metaphysical plane lately! This time they're talking ghosts and ghouls with Ouija (2014), starring Olivia Cooke, Ana Coto, Daren Kagasoff, Bianca A. Santos, Douglas Smith, Shelley Hennig, Sierra Hawkins, and Lin Shaye. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

If you think a Fast & Furious movie mixed with a fever dream Dungeons & Dragons game with Dame Judi Dench and Vin Diesel sounds like a good idea... you're beyond saving. For the rest of us, join Russ and Jared as they talk about this dumpster fire, The Last Witch Hunter (2015), starring Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Elijah Wood, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Rena Owen, Julie Engelbrecht, Isaach De Bankolé, and Michael Caine. And stay tuned for a new Trailer Trash next week!

How many witches does a witch hunter hunt if a witch hunter does hunt witches? Russ and Jared are no mathmologists, but the answer is obviously not enough! The guys are talking The Last Witch Hunter (2015), starring Vin Diesel, Rose Leslie, Elijah Wood, Ólafur Darri Ólafsson, Rena Owen, Julie Engelbrecht, Isaach De Bankolé, and Michael Caine. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Might not be the prettiest episode the guys have done, but who are they trying to impress? You, dear listener, they're always trying to impress you. Russ and Jared are back with the full breakdown of Uglies (2024), starring Joey King, Laverne Cox, Brianne Tju, Keith Powers, Chase Stokes, Charmin Lee, Jay DeVon Johnson, and Jan Luis Castellanos. Stay tuned for a new movie Trailer Trash next week!

Who are you calling ugly trash? Oh, not Russ and Jared? It's just the title of the episode, you say? I wrote it, you say? Well... awkward... The guys are back with the Trailer Trash for Uglies (2024), starring best-friend-of-the-pod, Joey King, as well as Laverne Cox, Brianne Tju, Keith Powers, Chase Stokes, Charmin Lee, Jay DeVon Johnson, and Jan Luis Castellanos. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

You'll never believe it... but the guys actually did get lost in the deep end, and time traveled back to hang with Marco Polo on the Silk Road last week... Pretty wild stuff, I'm sure it'll come up in a future episode. Anyway... Russ and Jared are back on track! They've bargained with the water and have returned to you relatively unscathed, and only had to trade one listener to the depths to finish Night Swim (2024), starring Wyatt Russell, Kerry Condon, Amélie Hoeferle, Gavin Warren, Jodi Long, Nancy Lenehan, Eddie Martinez, and Elijah J. Roberts.

Russ and Jared are 🎶 going on a night swim 🎶 this week! ITMT now with 100% more singing than usual! The guys are diving into the deep end for Night Swim (2024) starring Wyatt Russell, Kerry Condon, Amélie Hoeferle, Gavin Warren, Jodi Long, Nancy Lenehan, Eddie Martinez, and Elijah J. Roberts. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Russ and Jared are back with the Labor Pains remake that no one asked for! It's time for Kinda Pregnant (2025), starring Amy Schumer, Will Forte, Jillian Bell, Brianne Howey, Urzila Carlson, Lizze Broadway, Chris Geere, and Damon Wayans Jr. There are so few redeeming qualities to this movie that it's kinda hard to believe that Netflix greenlit it, even Netflix! Tune in to hear the guys' takes and stay tuned next week for an all-new Trailer Trash.

It's not that Lindsay Lohan movie we already covered (Labor Pains, go check it out)... just almost exactly the same plot, now with even less humor or entertainment value! You guessed it, the guys are talking about the trailer for Kinda Pregnant (2025), starring Amy Schumer, Will Forte, Jillian Bell, Brianne Howey, Urzila Carlson, Lizze Broadway, Chris Geere, and Damon Wayans Jr. Stay tuned for the full episode next week!

Can you believe how many times they're going to say the title in this movie? It's time for Geostorm (2017)! Starring Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Alexandra Maria Lara, Daniel Wu, Andy Garcia, Ed Harris, Adepero Oduye, Amr Waked, Eugenio Derbez, and Talitha Eliana Bateman. The guys have a lot of fun with this cheesy disaster flick, and you can too! Watch out for climate change! It's going to get all of us.

It's not that other podcast, but Russ and Jared are finally covering cult-favorite, Geostorm (2017), starring Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Alexandra Maria Lara, Daniel Wu, Andy Garcia, Ed Harris, Adepero Oduye, Amr Waked, Eugenio Derbez, and Talitha Eliana Bateman! The guys are already having fun with the trailer, and stay tuned for the full episode next week!