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Author: Janaya Future Khan

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A daily, poli-comedy show for dirtbags, lefties, fàgs, feminists, hoes and bros against bigots, DEI Gestapos and billionaire beta cucks. Death to PC culture. Cool normies allowed. Organize to actualize. Let me corrupt u.


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Get to know one of my favorite comedians. He's a trans guy, and let's face it, who commits more to the bit than us? SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Holy f this is one of the most explosive episode we've ever had. The entire foundation that the Democrats ran on was unbelievably flawed...you know, the one where they said that the economy was strong and unemployment historically low - so why is everyone we know struggling? The data was flawed y'all. It's as bad as we think, but that doesn't mean the fight is over, it means it's just beginning. We were right, and we have everything to gain. Equally important, there's a new hacker group doing the coolest fucking shit ever, and they hit an evil private corp in a way they didn't see coming. You don't want to miss this one. Jump in with Janaya. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
OH, what's that? An unexpected story on thee Stacy Abrams and her wonderful work that will work to be the light we need? If you listen, you'll get it --- ok but here's the brass tax, the billionaire beta cucks are fighting each other over Open A.I, and we get to choose our fighter in the shittiest game ever. And, of course, how economic populism will save us all. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Shout out my man's that turned that expanded out Kendrick Lamar's brilliant half-time show into a global moment by bringing Palestine and Sudan onto one of the biggest stage in America. So where are we at with the ceasefire deal and Trump's offhand comment about the US occupying Gaza? He might be more serious than we thought, and the implications ricochet across time and space. This is the fight of our generation, and we're the people for the job. I got u. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Super Bowl '25 was not the culture war I was expecting, but it was the one we deserved! You get a game breakdown (barely), you get the halftime breakdown(omfg) where Kendrick and Sza murder, you get the jokes (aplenty) and a crip walk down sport and it's historied and supernatural ability to hold up a mirror to the face of America. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Trump just hit us with another executive order banning transwomen and girls from participating in sports. This is part of a steady attack against the trans community from the second he stepped into office, but is it working? What is the status of the other executive orders? Matter fact, what about the birtherism e.o? Get the latest from the greatest (highly subjective), I'll even throw in a breakdown of why queers are so annoying, and, amongst the skankery, a true hero arises. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Trump announced that the US was going to occupy Gaza while standing at a joint press conference with war criminal and awful human Bibi of Israel. Is this real? And is this a moment where the American Left and Right can align in fighting the 'Israel First' Administration? We go over the playbook, then we write our own. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Plane crashes, federal freezes, federal firings --- that this is a hostile takeover that is for the benefit of billionaires is no surprise, but there is a singular reason why the aggression of Musk and Trump's Admin goes deeper than simply 'shock and awe.' Every single fucking terrible thing that is happening is so that billionaires and corporations can renew the Trump's 2017 tax break that criminally benefitted the rich, and is set to expire this year. How do they intend to cover the spread left when they rob the fed gov't of finances? By eliminating Medicaid. I can't wait to beat some billionaire ass - we got a plan, oh and remember how Biden got signed to CAA? LOL. We got this, and i got u. Jump in w/ Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Get the recap of your life re the 2025 Grammys, the highs, lows and no-go's --- find out what has all our baller boys in a fit, and don't forget that Elon Musk is ruining our lives and stealing private data with an army of weird young men hand selected by Peter Theil. All of that was uncomfortable to write, yet entirely accurate. Those guys are super weird. Ok, this might be where I say, just jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://patreon.com/@darkwoke Tip w/ a One Time Donation SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW IG: www.instagram.com/darkwokejfk Youtube: www.youtube.com/@darkwoke TikTok:  https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Listen to me and Jacob Tobia (author, screenwriter, advocate and actor) solve the very easy problem of patriarchy. *the trans/gofundme joke at the end is from Anthony Moore -- forgot to credit him. Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Trump folded on the fed freeze, but the fascistic shenanigans are far from over. From his plans to arbitrarily imprison immigrants at the notoriously evil Guantanamo Bay, to his absolutely lunatic takes on America's foreign spending, we've got one hell of a fight ahead. And we have fighters who know how to win. And yes, I do know that Hamas condoms are in the headline, you just gotta listen to find out - and pls god let me give you some life back in the coverage of RFK Jr's nomination hearing. Im watching CSPAN turn into the WWE live, but there's a Brett Hart for every Vince McMahon.
Trump freezing federal funds was a heinous act against American democracy, from ppl losing snap benefits to not being able to get essential healthcare through medicaid. It's evil. Point. Blank. Period. The level of cruelty involved might not be just a legal overreach, but might provide wedge opportunities to form coalitions previously unthought of. I'd really love to throw some punches. Oh yea, a serious name change happened. Guess the show is trans now. Jump in to find out how this cool ass name came to be. Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
New app from China just dropped, move over Red Note, DeepSeek has America's A.I tycoons at a loss by making something better, cheaper and faster than Americans say is possible. We get there, tie it to the beef between Musk and Altman, and how that touches the future of TikTok. And lastly, I recap the whole Colombia ting, and breakdown our best path to victory (all while having a mental breakdown). Hella based. Come through, and jump in with Janaya Future Khan. Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
The first of Trump's anti-immigrant crusade has passed, and despite how ugly it seems on the surface, the clear financial incentive is far uglier. Welcome to the first oligarchal for-profit administration, where big tech, big pharma, big oil and big money prisons take precedent over every day people. But we not going out like that, and i got a milly reasons why. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Did you see what I did there with the grammar? Yes, I am proud of myself for that one. Get the rundown on what they expect, how to stay in the pocket, and the overreach that will allow us to pick their demonic plans apart. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
So what all went down at that Inauguration? We talk who was there (omg so corny), what was said, and why it matters. Then we get into the first wave of Executive Orders signed in by Trump, and what that means for those of us looking to put a cap on their creepy, capitalist reign. Welcome to the scam era, where democracy is bought and sold, and presidents put out shit coins before rug-pulling the masses. Get in 'ere. Jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
When Trump goes into office, so do we. In this episode, we talk what to expect when we're expecting fascism, what we need to do to stay the course, and how to win. Welcome to our villain era babies. That, and we get into the TikTok hoax that was painfully obvious, and what the ceasefire really means after 15 months of the most brutal, hideous campaign of our lifetime. Lock in, buckle up, ya boy is driving. Jump in w/ Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
Wait, did I just read that Musk was looking to buy TikTok? China certainly had something to say about that. Get the latest on the ban, and where Gen Z intends to go should it actually go into effect on the 19th, the latest on Gaza and what we can expect re a ceasefire, and exposing the real looters in LA. Not to be missed, jump in with Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
With the Palisades and Eaton fires still burning, and thousands of homes and businesses destroyed, we've been inundated with childish finger pointing that allows shadow forces in our societies to wreak havoc undisturbed. Just like the billionaire Resnick's theft of California's public water supply, there are land barons that intentionally cut corners and killed warnings just so they could line their already fat pockets. Buckle up, this one pulls no punches. Jump in w/ Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
There is a reason all of Los Angeles is burning, and it's deeper than we know. Find out who is responsible for the water shortages that allow California to burn. Jump in w/ Janaya Future Khan. SUPPORT THE SHOW  Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/JanayaFK Tip w/ a One Time Donation - https://buymeacoffee.com/janayafk SUBSCRIBE + FOLLOW  IG - www.instagram.com/jfktodayshow/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@JanayaFK TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@janayafk
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