JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

<p>Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.</p>

444 - STUNTPEGG - Joey Barton Opinion, Ugliest Stadiums, & The ULTIMATE Football Quiz!

StuntPegg - Nieve Petruzziello - has for the longest time been one of Jaack's (and Robbie's!) favourite football content creators... so it was about time she made her Happy Hour debut and of course she did not disappoint!  In this nearly 2 hour episode, the trio discuss the ups and downs of being raised in Rochdale (a place regularly topping the charts of the worst UK towns). From having her prized possession stolen by a child, to appearing on the Graham Norton show, Nieve's upbringing was far from normal.  Nieve also speaks openly about her mental health journey, her dispute with fellow Bolton football vlogger Thogden, as well as adding her very valuable opinion on the controversial character that is Joey Barton.  The boys also test Nieve’s mettle as they put her through a gruelling football challenge by giving her random football teams from the 92 professional clubs in England. Can Nieve tell us where each team is positioned and in what league? More so, can she whip out a random fact about each club? From Man City to Morecambe, Liverpool to Luton, Tottenham to Torquay… just how much does StuntPegg REALLY know about the beautiful game?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

02-01
01:45:10

443 - ARGUMENTAL II - What Side Are You On?

Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration again from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own values! Robbie is denying the moon landing, Stevie is forcing everyone to become vegetarian, Alfie thinks money can buy you happiness, and Jaack reckons the Earth is flat. PLUS 2 weeks ago, Alfie got his phone snatched right after leaving the Happy Hour studio and, during this episode, he gets a message from the person who has his phone... Check out episode #404 for our first Argumental ep! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-29
01:24:19

442 - DYNAMO IS DEAD? The Magician Makes His Comeback!

Steven Frayne - formally known as Dynamo - is one of the world’s top magicians and performers.  Known for his crazy stunts such walking on water, floating above London, and blowing the minds of A-listers across the globe, Steven explains why he has been away from the spotlight in recent years, and why now is the time for his comeback. Steven has recently undertaken the biggest and boldest feat of his life - burying himself alive. Without a coffin. Something that no magician before him has successfully done.  Steven also delves into his childhood and how bullies became one of the reasons he began to learn magic. He also speaks openly about how mental health and Crohn’s disease affected his personal life and career. Steven also treats us to a live magic performance so stick around to the end of the podcast!  Watch ‘Dynamo is Dead’, available NOW on Sky! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-25
01:54:25

440 - Happy Hour’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2023! (ft. Angry Ginge & Danny Aarons)

The perfect round up of the year is back again, with a stellar line-up! Danny Aarons and Angry Ginge go head-to-head as they aim to be crowned the 2023 champion of the Happy Hour Big Fat Quiz! With Jaack as quizmaster, Ginge & Danny also take on Stevie White to see who remembers the most pointless stuff from 2023. Remember the name of the submarine that imploded in June? What did the government ban in October? Which celebrity revealed that they put lip balm on their frostbitten penis? If you think you know the answers, then why not play along at home?!  There are a total of 70 points up for grabs, so sit back, grab a notepad and pen (or an iPad if you’re a posh sod) and see how many of the questions you get right! Post your answers to X, Insta or Reddit and we’ll share as many as we can! Happy New Year, thank you for all the support you've shown throughout 2023, and we’ll be back in 2 weeks time to kick off 2024’s Happy Hour campaign! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

01-01
02:02:01

439 - JOSH PUGH - From Twitter Sketches, to Live At The Apollo! Plus Playing For England, & BIZARRE Village Tradition…

Jaack’s favourite comedian of 2023 has the honour of being our last guest of the year! Josh Pugh has featured on comedy shows, performed Live At The Apollo, and has even opened for Ricky Gervais. He chats stand up comedy, Twitter sketches, and dealing with hate comments. Josh talks openly about his eye condition and how he’s gone on achieve over 50 international caps for the partially sighted England team, leading to his name being on the wall at St George’s Park next to the likes of Raheem Sterling and Harry Kane! He also tells us about the weirdest tradition we’ve ever heard, which involves his entire hometown getting into a scrap over a ball… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-28
01:16:33

437 - MICHAEL VAN GERWEN - The Greatest Darts Player Ever?!

This week’s guest is one of the greatest dart players of all time… ooooh Michael van Gerwen! Mighty Mike dropped by ahead of his opening game at this year’s World Championships to answer the question; who is truly the greatest player of all time? Michael also responds to rumours that he once did DIY at Dennis Bergkamp’s house before his darting domination. MvG opens up about his upcoming jaw surgery, as well as talking through what really happens on the day of a major final!  Do you know about the time MvG body-slammed Phil Taylor to the ground? Do you know the huge part Michael had to play in Gezzy’s infamous ear defenders moment? Just sit back with a glass of mulled wine (or milk) ((or whatever you like)) and you’ll find out all the scoops from the oche, the Palace and beyond!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-21
01:13:07

436 - Debating Extreme Festive 'Would You Rathers'!

Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are debating some festive themed 'would you rather' dilemmas, given specially to us by Father Rizzmas himself (who, if you couldn't guess already by his name, is a bit of a lad...) Would you rather never have sex again, or have a normal sex life only if you do a little cum down the chimney once a year?  Would you rather make a sex-tape with Michael Bublé that gets played on national telly, or have a video of you wanking shown to your whole family?  Would you rather do heroin on Christmas Day right before dinner, or insult your in-law's cooking to their face? There's also breast milk laced cheesecake, kicking kids, gatecrashing celebs, and a story about the time Fiona's dad walked in on Jaack doing something unspeakable... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-18
01:35:14

435 - EMMA PATON - 'The Face Of Darts', Embarrassing MVG Moment, & A Personal Invitation From Triple H...

Just in time for the World's Darts Championship kicking off on December 15th, we've nabbed brilliant darts presenter Emma Paton for this episode! Emma explains how she swapped being an Olympic level sprinter, for a career as one of the top female presenters in the world of sports. After sacrificing her social life and working gruelling hours for 7 years before even getting a chance on the big screen, Emma proves that a combination of skill and determination is essential to making it big. She delves into her failed screen tests, the one question that led her to flop her first interview with the boss of Sky Sports News, and how a personal invite from wrestler Triple H snowballed into Emma landing her dream role. Plus Dan Dawson's dodgy on-air comment, how she managed to embarrass herself in front of Michael van Gerwen, and her prediction for the winner of the World Champs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-14
01:15:35

434 - PADDY THE BADDY - UFC 296, Internet Trolls, & Influencer Boxing!

MMA fighter and UFC superstar Paddy Pimblett drops by the Happy Hour studio to chat about his upcoming fight against Tony Ferguson at UFC 296. Paddy also opens up about his struggles with mental health amidst long-term injuries and internet trolls. Mark Zuckerberg and Logan Paul are on Paddy's hit-list as he calls them out in true Paddy The Baddy style. nearly puts Jaack to sleep with a rear naked chokehold! Paddy Pimblett takes on Tony Ferguson on December 16th live on TNT Sports Box Office at UFC 296: Edwards vs. Covington. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-11
01:09:11

433 - RUAIRI MCSORLEY (Frostbit Boy) - Our Most Requested Guest Ever!

Today on the show we have Irish cult hero Ruairi McSorley! For years Jaack has been infatuated with viral sensation "Frosbit Boy", and after many painstaking weeks, months and years, we have FINALLY tracked him down! Ruairi, dressed in his soon-to-be iconic green suit, reveals the ins and outs of his extremely bizarre life. From accidentally becoming an online phenomenon whilst on his way to school, Ruairi explains how 'Frostbit Boy' became a viral hit. Ruairi goes into detail about how dolphins saved his life during an impromptu 14km swim, how he was kept captive on a boat for 2 months, and exactly how he plans to become the king of Ireland. This episode is weirdly wonderful and Jaack can probably die happy now he has met the man who has alluded him for so long! You can see more of Ruairi on his brand new YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@KingRuairiOfficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-08
01:40:31

432 - ANDY GOLDSTEIN - Soccer AM, talkSPORT On-Air Fuck Ups, & Sex World Records!

TV presenter and talkSPORT broadcaster Andy Goldstein is swapping radio for podcasts as he makes his debut on Happy Hour! Andy reveals how a lie he told to impress a girl led him into a career in presenting, how a 40 minute long argument with Simon Jordan eventually ended, and the worst guest he's ever interviewed (hint: it's a YouTuber). Andy shares why he fell out with a Soccer AM producer, his opinion on Soccer AM ending, and how Jaack potentially had something to do with the show being axed. Live radio doesn't always go smoothly either, from having to use the "dump button", to the time he accidentally went live on air whilst DRUNK. Andy also shares insane stories from his time filming "The Unofficial World Records Of Sex" and what happened when the cameras turned off... Plus working with Laura Woods, the weird thing he collects, and a story that involves a celebrity and a single baked bean. We NEED Andy back on for a "Would You Lie To Me" episode - he has an endless supply of mad stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12-05
01:30:04

431 - The Most Laddy Episode EVER!!! (Sausage Rolls, Teddy Bears, & Non-Alcoholic Beers)

Today on "what are the FourSkins wasting your time with?", we're chatting all things LAD. Jaack and Robbie discuss how Jaack cheated during their recent stint being official judges in the Norfolk sausage roll competition. Stevie has a predicament and needs advice from the boys about a fairground - or should we say UNFAIRground - scam that he believes he was a victim of. Robbie and Stevie have become pioneers of the non-alcoholic beverage market. And Alfie is on too. Also, would you run a marathon across broken glass for the world's greatest prize? All covered in this incredibly bizarre All Caught Up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-30
01:08:42

430 - FourSkins 'Would You Lie To Me?' PART 2!

The FourSkins are back for part 2 of their version of "Would You Lie To Me?", where the boys have to decide whether each anecdote is the truth or a big fat fib! Strip clubs, tattoos, and childhood crushes all feature in this episode… Did Stevie get stuck inside a cave for 2 hours? Did Jaack get catfished by a celebrity’s girlfriend? Did Robbie get beat up in a nightclub after offending a woman? And is Alfie hiding a very dark secret from his childhood that involves his penis? Don't forget to check out ep #428 for part 1! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-27
01:05:38

429 - VANESSA FRAKE - The Woman In Charge Of Britain's Worst Prison!

Vanessa Frake-Harris worked for 27 years as "Governor" of Wormwood Scrubs - one of Britain's most infamous prisons. Vanessa shares some of her most harrowing stories about what really happens behind the walls of a high security prison. From spending 2 months with serial killer Rose West, to throwing Libertines frontman Pete Doherty into segregation, the Governor has lived and breathed the depths of prison life. Vanessa speaks openly about how she believes prisons don't reform offenders as they claim to, how inmates can manipulate officers to smuggle in drugs, and how prisoners are recruited by staff as informants. Plus what happens when someone dies in prison, and how an inmate got their revenge on Vanessa... Once you've finished listening, go and grab Vanessa's incredible book 'The Governor' on Amazon! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Governor-Inside-Britains-Notorious-Jails-ebook/dp/B08H8FX3ZR/ref=cm_cr_srp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-23
01:51:29

428 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' FOURSKINS EDITION

The FourSkins are playing their version of "Would You Lie To Me?" where the boys have to decide whether each anecdote is the truth or a big fat fib! Has Alfie sucked a slug? Has Robbie played FIFA with a famous figure? Does Stevie love leaping about on stage in leather? Has Jaack ever been weird around women? (Is that last one even a question...) Check out episode #430 for part 2! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-20
01:34:02

427 - IAN HOLLOWAY II - The Legend Returns!

Ian Holloway is BACK on Happy Hour and this time he’s brought in a very special bespoke gift for Jaack! Ian discusses the greatest players he ever managed and who he considers to be the GOAT of football (it’s not Messi or Ronaldo!). He shares why he received a £25k fine and who paid it for him, plus what Ian said to Gareth Southgate that made him cry!  Ian reacts to his passionate 2010 speech about the prospect of winter World Cup and shares whether his opinion has changed now that 13 years on we HAVE seen a winter World Cup. We also play a game of “match the quote to the football manager” and Ian gives us a taste of his changing room hairdryer treatment…  If you enjoyed this episode, check out #221 for Ian’s first appearance on Happy Hour!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-16
01:54:28

426 - The FourSkins Answer Bizarre Hypothetical Questions!

Stevie has gathered some hypothetical questions for the FourSkins! Would you take infinite money in exchange for sacrificing someone you know? How would you choose to die if the winner of a competition for the most spectacular death gets resurrected? Which power would you choose out of never needing to eat or sleep, never ageing, rewinding time, or excess money? If you were suddenly 10 years old again, how would you convince your parents that you're you from the future? What game would you play if you need a win to secure your release from a kidnapper? Where in London are you hiding if EVERYONE is looking for you?  If you liked this episode, check out #275, #224, #136, and #039 for even more hypothetical questions!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-13
01:20:09

425 - SORTEDFOOD - Cooking For The Queen, Michelin Star Secrets, & Gross Live Taste Test!

Sorted Food started in 2008 when a pro chef joined forces with his 3 novice foodie friends to teach them simple recipes. Ben Ebbrell - the team’s pro trained chef - and Jamie Spafford - a self taught cook - join us in the studio to share the origins of Sorted Food, what culinary school is like, and explain the "seasoning triangle" that can turn any home cook into a pro! Why do posh restaurants have tiny portions? Is asking for your steak to be “well done” an insult to the chef? What makes a chef Michelin star level? Plus how to cook the perfect steak, tips for combatting fussy eating, and the easiest meal to impress a date. We ask the lads to share their favourite weird food combos and serve them up our previous guests’ strange recommendations for a live taste test! How will Theo Baker’s weird snack hold up against RateMyTakeaway’s salad cream sandwiches?! What about Jaack and Stevie’s own crimes against food? Plus cooking for the Queen, making Callux throw up from their dish, and what happened when Ben was hypnotised to be terrified of food!  Grab your tickets to Sorted Live “Snow Way Out” here - https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/sorted-live-snow-way-out-2789259 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-09
01:40:16

424 - The Internet's GROSSEST Stories!

Jaack has been busy cheating at escape rooms and pulling pranks on Stevie, so Fiona has gathered some of Reddit's most famous (and infamous) stories for the boys to react to on this episode. There's a family that's hiding a dirty secret, a vegetable based lie that's affecting a relationship with the in-laws, and a couple of unusual wanking methods. Plus there's a story so vile that it genuinely makes the boys dry heave so consider this your TW if you have emetophobia! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-06
01:26:40

423 - HAPPY HOUR'S 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!

It was 5 years ago to the day that we uploaded the first ever Happy Hour Podcast episode and we wish we could say that we've come a long way since then but judging by this episode, we really haven't... The FourSkins are getting drunk and celebrating the pod's 5th birthday the only way we know how - with cheap wine, peculiar beer, and ridiculously offensive party games. Robbie has baked cupcakes with a questionable twist, whilst we ponder guest submitted questions from the likes of David Earl, Rebecca Goodwin, Dick and Dom, and more! Can we tell each other apart from our penises alone? Are Jaack's teeth really as horrific as the internet suggests? Who IS Alfie fighting on the next MisFits event? And why is Robbie calling out a 13 year old child for a scrap? All of these questions and more are pondered within this 2.5 hour special. These past 5 years have been the happiest of our lives and we couldn't have spent it with a better audience. So pull up a chair, crack open a beverage, and join us in toasting to the next 5 years! Whether you joined us recently or have been around since day dot - thank you for supporting our silly little show. Viva la Happy Hour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

11-02
02:33:19

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