It's autumn. There's work to be done and you have to know how to handle the pressure of any situation.
Today's lesson: Don't let your wife go to the big box store or you'll be eating the same thing for a week.
The most gratuitous show to date. And if you tip your waitress, make sure you help her get back up on her feet.
An episode that's steaming hot and will get you going. Dare we say it? It's good to the last drop (and that's good, too!)
An episode that was hermetically sealed and kept in a mayonnaise jar on the front porch of Funk & Wagnalls since noon today
Retirement lets you do all the things you've ever wanted... provided you can get past the paperwork.
Plenty of seats available in the Diner today because, well, you know why. Let's get ready for the big holiday weekend next.
The cash is in the cloud - if you can get to it. Buddy, can you spare a five?
Good health to all... from the Diner! And we may stop in at the drug store on the way home, that is, if we have enough spare change.
Back it up, baby... that is, if you can. What do you mean "The drive is inaccessible?" You can always get what you want at The Diner.
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do we owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? But of course, it's the release of a new episode of "The Diner."
There's few places outside of home that a man can claim as his own. One is his desk and the other is his spot at "The Diner."
It's dark, the road is unfamiliar and that gas gauge is creeping towards empty... Maybe you should stop at the The Diner.
A pair of glasses, a ten dollar bill, two shotguns and a Boston Bull Terrier...
It's the surest sign of Spring when a young man's fancy turns to... corned beef and sauerkraut.