Have you seen the price of eggs? It's a crime I say, a crime. A real mystery...
Forget your lame Pong, man. We've got a pocketful of quarters and we're heading to the Arcade at the mall!
Every generation finds its own groove... and learns to appreciate the grooves of others.
New cars and old trains and infinite waitresses all the way down... say, did you just hear that?
Your car can be sporty, it can be practical, it can be new or used, but whatever it is - if you're driving it to The Diner - it has to have style.
Christmas traditions come and go just like the people in your life. But they don't really go, do they?
The Mercury plunges and we wrap our hands around a hot bowl of soup and contemplate what lies beyond our chicken and stars...
It's a trip to a romantic, exotic locale... you know, the Diner. Have a seat and a cup of Joe, por favor.
Holiday thoughts from a celeried employee on a cold morning in November.
A reduced fat podcast.Best if used by November 2028.**Refrigerate after opening.
Electronics? Check.Inflatable pillow? Check.Peanuts. Check.Headphones. Check.Welcome to Lileks Air Flight 39 to Heathrow...
Contemplating Rome and finding the bunny at the bottom of the bowl. Um-m. All Gone!
Memories flood the brain like the mighty Sheyenne River pouring over its banks. Grab your shovel, son, there's work to be done.
Life is a highway. A double-yellow lined, curving, narrow highway of mechanized death. But on the bright side, that's where you'll find the Diner.
Hold this episode up to your face. Now point at it and smile. You, too, can be a pitchman.