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Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Podcast

Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Podcast

Author: Megan Rice, Wendi Starling & Stephen Penta

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Welcome to JAMMERZ! The Selfish-Help Podcast. Bicoastal best friends Megan Rice (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi Starling (@wendistarling) join forces with Stephen Penta (@thepenta) in a half-ass but full-hearted attempt to improve themselves and the world around them, but mostly themselves
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66: The Sound Of Giving Up (w/ Tyler Mead)
Have the Jammerz selfishly helped themselves into boring old ladies that read and make dog puns? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) have been swapping liquor for lemonade (with charcoal thankyouverymuch) BUT are still very young, hip and relevant thanks to their helpful millennial pal, Tyler Mead! Tyler (@meadbymead) teaches Megan to unlock the not-so-secret functions on her new fangled phone and she repays his kindness by threatening to transplant one of his body parts onto her face. Plus, Stephen (@thepenta) is reminded that rape can happen even to the friendliest of faces THEN, our vivacious young guest comes dangerously close to losing his freezer snack privileges after tattling on his fun drunk Aunt Wendi for innocently shaking hands with an ‘alleged’ drug dealer.🚨LoS AnGeLeS🚨the first ever #jammerzque is TODAY (if today is Wednesday July 18th) and consummate professionals @handsomepartybutt & @wendibird82 have no real plans other than a sunrise hike and eating canned goods by the pool so let these bitches know if they need to pick you up some beanie weenies! 💥DETAILS: Kicks off with a 6am hike, then we’ll prob do a bunch of dumb shit and eat white trash delicacies all day. Bring whatever food/drinks you want. A list of provided treats will be emailed to attendees sometime Tuesday the 17th.💥TICKET PRICE: Free! Suggested donation of $20 to cover food, drinks and get Megan’s bf a Hotel so he doesn’t go to jail for homicide. You can donate cash money or venmo the girls: (@)megansloanerice & (@)wendistarling 💥WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?? Calm down, narc. It’s at Megan’s place. When you email us (jammerzpod@gmail.com) to make your reservation, we’ll send you the address, find out E-X-A-C-T-L-Y how you like your tuna stuffed jalapeños 🐟🌶 AND make sure you have completed Suzy Kline’s literary classic ‘Horrible Harry and the Green Slime’. DO I HAVE TO SHOW UP AT 6AM??? Nope! It’s gonna be an entire day of fuckery, so message us here when your ass gets up and moving and we’ll let you know where we are.***If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' SUPER JAM is the one and only _RICHARD FUCKING MARX_ "_Hold On To the Night_" with bonus jam _The Rubettes "Sugar Baby Love."_ Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com
64: Going Vertical (Getting Zen with Alex Engelbert)
Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come outta the gate slinging’ sweet summer tips like how to integrate genital shaving into a low carb lifestyle, the proper way to speak into a dickhole, AND debut the new segment ‘Hot Goss!’ They then get into the business of overcoming trauma, finding strength in your vulnerabilities and making peace with yourself in the present with phenomenally fun guest, Alex Engelbert (@Alex_Engelbert)! She goes into details about her yoga sabbatical which triggers Stephen (@thepenta) to reminisce about his favorite tale of female self-discovery and pizza. Alex then accepts the girls’ nomination be the Mayor of Jammerz as she is the ONLY candidate running on the Hufflepuff ticket and championing the largely overlooked problem of lateral movement!! PLUS, can you do yoga and still drink your face off? What haven’t Megan and Wendi done while on drugs?? Most importantly, have the Jammerz broken their own “No Nazi” policy?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis weeks' end of episode Jam is Cloud Nothings "Up To The Surface." Find all the Jammerz music on our Spotify playlist: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll official Jammerz theme music by our friends at hyperballadmusic.com
61: Jammerz: Miserable Assholes
Ya know how sometimes you get together with pals and the entire night is a laugh riot lovefest and OTHER times you just stare at opposing walls and take turns crying while simply talking about your day? Well this Jamsesh is one of those OTHER times for the Jammerz but gosh dang if they don’t buck the fuck up and find the strength to talk about their magical week AND fun things like uterine lining, topical creams and suicide! THEN, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) gives out hot tips for scooping up discount fish and getting high with bugs, Wendi (@wendibird82) attempts to pay a street Shaman in cigarettes and Stephen (@thepenta) uses magic as tool to rob the Jammerz blind one quarter at a time. PLUS, how many coffee makers does one person need? How long can the girls last without their sweet, sweet poison?? More importantly, how long will YOU last listening to these chicks talk about their periods?!?If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVENYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.comMegan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepentaThis week's Jamz is the grinding brainfreeze of Death Grips' "Giving Bad People Good Ideas" Follow the Jammerz playlist on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9xAll the official Jammerz theme music by the good people at hyperballadmusic.com
60: MAGIC ADDICTS
It’s another edition of ‘Jammerz: After Dark’ and the girls may or may not have been drinking prior to jumping on mic with their very special guest, Magician Andy Still! A regular on Glamourpuss, Andy (@mischievousbastard) is a true NYC magic man, performing everywhere from theaters to Washington Square Park and has come into the studio to teach these idiots (and you) a simple trick to impress drunk people in dark bars. Stephen (@thepenta) revels in the arc of Andy’s journey though a childhood of Magic conventions all the way until magic almost got him sexually assaulted! By a crying woman!! PLUS, does Wendi (wendibird82) know the difference between doctors and magicians?? Which cursed potion led to Megan’s (@handsomepartybutt) magical evening of hanging out with Fergie then blacking out and breaking into her own apartment?!? THEN, Megan and Wendi stumble upon what may be their most genius money making scheme yet. They only need a sewing kit and a couple of one-way tickets to David Copperfield’s private island and… TADA!! They’ll be rich, drunk, dead and covered in glitter. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.comCOME SEE US LIVE NYC!!! gLaMoUrPuSs Saturday, June 30th 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss33.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode Jam is HOLY FUCK "House Of Glass" You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x All the official Jammerz theme music by hyperballadmusic.com.

60: MAGIC ADDICTS

2018-06-0601:00:54

59: Wangin' Around with Wegan and Mendi
Lights! Camera! Snorting Splenda! After the Jammerz get sentimental over childhood memories of bullying weaker kids into ripping out their eyebrows and covering their faces in makeup, they give YOU tips on screenwriting, acting and director-of-popcorning. THEN, in an effort to overthrow the patriarchy and take back the night, Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendibird82) come up with a brilliant plan that not only keeps men in their places, but will also help the girls stay connected during their inevitable rocket-ride to mega fame! Emboldened by their own genius, the girls call out Stephen (@thepenta) for his participation in ‘Men’s Meetings’ then unlock the secret to their future success as model podcasters and overlords of Jammerzwood. PLUS they dole out sexy summer craft ideas using just your body and a citrus juicer!If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE*** NYC!!! *gLaMoUrPuSs* Saturday, June 2nd 730pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St glamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This weeks' end of episode is The Bird and the Bee "Los Angeles," You can follow all the Jammerz music on Spotify: goo.gl/w27Q9x and as always thanks to the fine gentlemen at Hyperballad studios (http://hyperballadmusic.com) for designing all the Jammerz official theme music.
Grandpa Dog Suck
Last week, Jeff Sewing drilled the Jammerz about everything sports and now they’re back to pass off stories of defeat, but quickly rebound into a disturbingly delightful Jamsesh. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) literally gushes over UK naked dating shows and the timeless disco classics of ABBA. Wendi (@wendibird82) tries extra hard to use her big girl words after a full week of waking up at 430am then, in a not-shocking turn of events, she exposes her terrifying browser history. At the mercy of his female counterparts, Stephen (@thepenta) gets 10 whole minutes to be sincerely emotional, but he doesn’t take the bait and INSTEAD uses his ‘safe space’ time to complain about the walls in his new apartment. This is a hot one, so tuck your dicks, pull out your pants, and get schooled in the difference between 'fluffy' and ‘billowy’ PLUS a surprise appearance by Preston AND the erotic tale of a forbidden love between a pug and a duck. If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show, answer your questions, or play out your own very specific performance-art masterwork get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com***COME SEE US LIVE***NYC!!!*gLaMoUrPuSs*Saturday, June 2nd730pmZinc Bar 82 W 3rd Stglamourpuss32.brownpapertickets.comMegan RiceInstagram: @handsomepartybuttBAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshopWendi StarlingTwitter: @wendistarlingInstagram: @wendibird82Stephen PentaTwitter: @thepentaInstagram: @thepentaThis week's end of episode Jam is the only British artist to write an iconic song blasted for generations in American sports arenas... and find himself just neck deep in billowy child pornography: Garry Glitter - "I'm right, You're Wrong, I Win"

Grandpa Dog Suck

2018-05-1600:49:05

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