Janky Town

In this exacerbating episode: Former Associate Producer Christine joins to co-host once again. We review The Beekeeper. The Razzies are announced. Would You Try This? Grilled Ice Cubes, Olive Oil on Ice Cream, Alcohol-free White Claws, and a Korean Foot Massage. Spirit Airlines agent is fired for putting a kid on the wrong flight. The US is not ready for Aliens. Oscar Mayer is looking for Wienermobile drivers and more!! You can reach the podcast anytime by email at jankytown69@gmail.com. Follow on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $5: Patreon.com/jankytown

  In this episode: We survived a Hurricane. Dave’s extremely busy week. Western be wild’n. Bad Newz: 8-year-old’s Lemonade stand is robbed, A Chicago news team is robbed at gunpoint, and a Texas National Guardsman shoots a man over the border. Watch out for those edibles and more!! You can reach the podcast anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or by email at jankytown69@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $5: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Dave goes to see Paramore. Barbenheimer has a HUGE opening (ding). Britney Spears has a “new” song. WTF Newz? Meth was found in a Florida restaurant, Trader Joe’s has rocks in their cookies, a Burger King employee was arrested for serving garbage fries, Burger King Thailand has some crazy burgers, and Plastic Surgeon live streams procedures. Ryan Reynolds is bringing ALF back! How to live 24 years longer, and more!! You can reach the podcast anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or by email at jankytown69@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $5: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Squish member Dr.Rachel co-host. We discuss Top Golf, bogus restaurant service charges, Father's Day, the Oceangate tragedy, and the Titanic infatuation. Plus Fast Stories about Fast Food: The Panda Express Orange Chicken Sandwich, The Grimace Birthday Meal at McDonald’s, Oysters can kill you, and Bakers’ importance to fast food. Would You Eat It? Lab-grown chicken. Touching people is good for you and more!! You can reach the podcast anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or by email at jankytown69@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $5: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: New Patreon tiers, Zoos are cool, What’s Bugging Me at the Moment (The Kardashians and Lil Wayne), WTF? Newz:  Body found in an Arby’s freezer, Horses co-owner is killing cats, Orcas are sinking boats, Top 5 EDC Memories, and more!! You can reach the podcast anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or by email at jankytown69@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! **STARTING JUNE 1ST JANKY TOWN WILL BE MOSTLY EXCLUSIVE TO PATREON** Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $5: Patreon.com/jankytown

In this episode: A very good weekend. In Da Newz: The Writers Strike is hurting TV and Lisa Vanderpump is closing one of her restaurants. A Movie Hack. First Date at a Gym? The most dangerous job in America. A fart prank goes wrong. Too many browsers can be stressful. Customers are being asked to pay a tip at self-checkout. The Jank Line 855-JANKY-69. Fast Stories about Fast Food: Big Mac Sauce, Losing Weight on McDonald's, Panda Express Wagyu, and Smuggling Fruit Roll-Ups. A message for the ladies and more!! You can reach the podcast anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or by email at jankytown69@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Dave is busy. A Coachella recap. Suing the SD Zoo. The Clippers season is over. The Lakers season is not. Long Distance runner cheats with a car. Bad Newz: RIP Sam the Armenian Comedian. RIP Bed Bath and Beyond. French Fries are bad for you. Hello Fresh cares about its workers and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Getting emotional over the LA Marathon. John Wick 4 Review. A new phone scam. Americans are not cleaning their appliances. Don’t be loyal to work. Kanye likes Jews again. Angel City FC’s new superstar is a High Schooler. Afroman is getting sued by the police. Salacious Celebrity Scoop. Some Ballsy News Stories. A tire flips a car. A KFC Double Down review, and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

Episode 125: Comedian Ralph Guerra gets Janky In this episode: Let’s welcome Comedian Ralph Guerra to Janky Town. He talks about getting into Comedy, taking mushrooms, the underrated and worst cities in the US, bombing on stage, and woke comedy. Dave does “research” at a Pole Dancing Competition. In The Newz: The Oscars, Chris Rock’s comedy special, A Cartel apologizes for killing Americans, reusable bottles are dirtier than a toilet seat. A terrible story we shouldn’t have read. Fast Stories about Fast Food: Insomnia Cookies’ Mocktail cookies, Coors Light Beer Flavored Popsicle, Ranch Ice Cream, KFC’s Double Down, and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Check out Ralph on Social Media @saveralphguerra Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Welcome former KROQ co-worker Casey Oliver to Janky Town. Dave’s GF saves a life. What’cha watching? Cocaine Bear review, and movies you should see. The Last of Us and Formula 1: Drive to Survive is damn good TV. Would you try this? The Borg and Cricket Ice Cream. Stuff Only I Care About: Love Island UK, The Scandoval, and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Getting into Lego. Dave’s a fraud. Supreme is taking over Tower Records. In the Newz: Train Derailment, a new Disney Tik Tok trend, Ed Sheeren’s hot sauce, and Paramore has a #1 album. WTF Newz: Whale Meat vending machine, poop covered painting sells for millions, and drinking soda can make your balls larger. Let’s Talk About Animals: Scientists are reincarnating the Woolly Mammoth, piglet born with two snouts, and a turkey torments a town and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Mugs is frustrated with people. Dave learns something new. A Super Bowl recap. A UFC fighter’s valid excuse to lose a fight. WTF is Starry? AMC theaters are charging for the best seats. Kevin is engaged and more!! You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Mugs loses a family heirloom. The P-22 Celebration. Goodbye to sharing Netflix Passwords. Drugs are Decriminalized in Canada. Beer Mug’s One Man Theater: Scarface. Fast Stories about Fast Food: Sour Patch hearts, KFC Chicken Wraps, Subway’s FL BOGO, Jackfruit Smashburgers, and Lobster returns to Quiznos. The Jankademic Decathlon rematch with Dr. Rachel,  and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE at 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Beer Mug is higher than normal. Mugs, the HISTORY BUFFoon: The Northridge Earthquake. The Jankademic Decathlon Controversy. Let’s Talk About It: People are pissed at M&M’s again, selling Splash Mountain water, and Uber Eats driver delivers at a college basketball game. What’cha Watching: The Mandalorian, RRR, Good Burger Best Picture Oscar Nominations and Razzies Worst Picture and more!!   You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Patreon “Fly on Your Head” member Dr. Rachel co-hosts this episode. What do dreams mean? How does your Brain work? Some fun animal facts. Dave’s Dumb Question of the Month: Do you sniff your belly button? Who’s the Dick? WTF NEWZ? A woman cuts off her husband’s genitals, Amazon Smile is over, and a parrot gets a woman convicted of murder. The 1st ever Jankademic Decathlon, and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Dave has a puffy eye and sends a text to the wrong person. Let’s Talk About It: Sean McVay is staying with the LA Rams, Seniors are smoking weed and going to the ER, and No more kids for this Ugandan man. Technical difficulties. F the Police (literally). Ranking some Summer Music Festivals. Your Jank Line calls and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: New Year, same jankiness. Beer Mug hates his Fantasy Football Commissioner. Dave’s Colorado adventure. WTF? Newz: ID for Pornhub, Millennials are killing Hooters, Bam Margera was dead for a while in 2022, Florida burglars call 911 for help, and Nostradamus’ 2023 predictions. Who’s the Dick? and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: Beer Mug beefs with a friend. Parents Just Don’t Understand: A Kid sends a letter to Santa, a Teacher gets fired from her job. Avatar review. Tom Cruise is a real movie star. How we feeling about the Dodgers. Quitters Never Give Up Corn hole match. New Year Resolutions and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: The World Cup is over. Dave hangs Christmas Lights. Beer Mug has Neighbor problems. KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas. Let’s Talk About It: RIP Twitch, RIP P-22. WTF? Newz: Man destroys Nativity Scene, KFC customer shoots employee, do you really need deodorant? Cool or Not Cool? Pat Beverly tells his kids Santa isn’t real. Advertising that worked. Learning about Hanukkah with Six13. The Worst Christmas Movies. The Janky Gift Guide and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69

In this episode: I Ruined This on Instagram. Live from Chateau Mugmount. Mugs the Porch Pirate. Hawaiian food is good. KROQ Almost Acoustic memories. Mugs hangs out with Paramore and ruins their interview. Gangsta Gangsta Movie Quotes Game. WTF Newz? Indonesia bans sex before marriage, a lady leaves poop for police, and Science figures out why you get a cold during winter. What’s this sound? Jank Line Calls and more!!    You can reach us anytime by calling the JANK LINE 855-JANKY-69 or email us at jankytown69@gmail.com.   Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @jankytown69 for the latest jank!! Support the show and join the fun on Patreon for as little as $2: Patreon.com/jankytown   Help Keep Janky Town alive! Show some love on Pay Pal: paypal.me/jankytown69