Jokes with Mark Simmons

<p>Comedians talking about jokes</p><br /><p>Every week Mark Simmons and a guest share jokes they've written that just haven't worked - because they're too long, too stupid, too clever, too groanworthy or just too rubbish.</p><br /><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JokesWithMark" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Follow Mark on Twitter</a> | Subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode</p><hr /><p style="color: grey; font-size: 0.75em;"> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color: grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

FAQ me #1: Listener Questions

Producer Joel is back and he's bringing the mailbag! See Danny's award winning show The Holiday in London here:m https://www.museumofcomedy.com/danny-ward-the-holiday/See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-25
40:18

Blank Peng

Blank Peng joins the boys to talk about comedy in China, the jokes she can't get to work and Mark treats us to his probably incorrect definition of what a terroist is.See Mark on tour here : https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-18
51:00

Circuit Talk - Digestive Biscuit Pockets

Danny has bought some more tat, Mark has a child in the front row of his show and the boys run through a joke that doesn't work.See Mark on tour from January here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-11
40:26

Julian Deane Returns

Julian Deane is back! We hear about his gig in Saudi, Mark says something stupid and some good old fashioned catching up.See Mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11-04
45:40

Circuit Talk - You Can't Keep A Good Man Down

Poetry slam time! As promised Mark & Danny spit some verse in this week's edition of circuit talk. Plus all the gossip from our latest gigs.See mark on tour here https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-27
39:23

Bella Hull Returns

Fizzy tits, previews together & Danny's photo shoots are just a few of the topics covered in this episode. You have to hear it to believe it.See Bella at the soho theatre https://sohotheatre.com/events/bella-hull-doctors-hate-her/See Danny in Herne Bay 5th November: https://www.ents24.com/herne-bay-events/round-the-bends/danny-wards-best-bits-hosted-by-mark-simmons/7371720See Danny in London: https://www.museumofcomedy.com/danny-ward-the-holiday/See Mark on tour from January: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-20
55:54

Circuit Talk - Danny's Two Left Feet

Danny brings us a joke he tried last week, Mark highlights some critical instagram comments and Danny reveals how he once abused himself with a Lemsip.See Mark on his UK & Ireland tour - Tickets available www.marksimmons.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-15
36:51

Circuit Talk

Being back on the circuit, parking tickets & scumbag heckler's are the talking points on today's show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10-07
45:07

Laura Lexx Returns

Live at the Apollo's Laura Lexx returns to tell us three more routines she's not quite happy with and also gives us a sneak peek into her new podcast 'The Comedy Bureau'See Laura on tour with her new show YO YOSee Mark on tour from January. Tickets available at www.marksimmons.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-29
50:16

Fringe Talk: Aftermath

One month since the fringe, what's been happening? See Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-23
39:30

Becky Umbers

New Zealands Becky Umbers joins the boys to chat through jokes ideas about looking after strangers bags on the train, horses issues with uber and much more!See Mark on tour with Danny on support duties here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-16
31:45

Tom Houghton

Living in the Tower of London, the most commonly used word and fox hunting are the topics of jokes Tom Houghton is workshopping with Mark and Danny in todays episode.See Tom on tour here: https://honourabletom.com/pages/tour-datesSee Mark on tour here: https://marksimmons.co.uk/live-dates/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-09
35:57

Simon Harriyott

Joke heavy podcast with Simon Harriyott who's just finished his debut Edinburgh run. Go check out his show 'Autastic' for one night only at Angel Comedy on Sunday 28th September.Mark and Danny are back on tour from January, tickets available at www.marksimmons.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

09-01
44:13

Fringe Talk - The Finale

The final episode of Fringe Talk 2025. Many questions are answered, How does Danny get on at the ISH Comedy Awards? What is the final podcast chart standing? What is Mark's joke about a blender? The regular Jokes Podcast will be back very soon. Hit that subscribe button, listen all the way to AWOOGA, we really appreciate you all tuning in.Mark is going on tour very soon, head to marksimmons.comedian@googlemail.com for tix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-25
32:05

Fringe Talk - Day 20 (Ft. Luke Meredith)

Today we chat all things Free Fringe with Luke Meredith. Luke is in charge of the day to day running of the PBH Free Fringe and tells us how it works for the performers, the audience and the venues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-22
28:23

Fringe Talk - Day 19 (Ft. Joe Sib)

What do American comedians think of the fringe? Has Danny made it onto the ISH Comedy Awards shortlist? Find out here with our guest Joe Sib. Check out his show at the festival 9pm at Gilded Balloon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-21
23:36

Fringe Talk - Day 18 (Front Of House Fynn & Evie)

On today's episode we attempt to delve into the depths of what it's like doing front of house at the fringe but it's mostly Evie and Fynn hoping Mark and Danny get married. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-20
27:09

Fringe Talk - Day 17 (Ft. Fab Goualin)

Fringe newcomer Fab let's us know what it's like doing the full month of festival for the first time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-19
33:54

Fringe Talk - Day 16 (Ft. Phil Ellis)

He's here! It's the new season of Taskmaster's Phil Ellis. It's a no holds barred episode, not to be missed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-18
35:50

Fringe Talk - Day 15 (Ft. Dan Willis)

Today we learn about being on the Edinburgh Awards prize panel, the differences between Australia festivals and the Edinburgh fringe and lots more. Dan Willis joins to lift the lid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

08-17
28:09

Paras Benal

thanks for getting him back

07-12 Reply

Paras Benal

Get Rob Beckett on next

05-23 Reply

Bettyboop123

I only listen to podcasts to get me to sleep gotno chance sooooo funny has me in stitches

04-16 Reply

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