Judgy Two Shoes

Savannah and Steve wrap up the year debating colored vs. white Christmas lights, whether it's okay to drink hot sink water, and when to take the hint regarding texting someone back or accepting that you've been ghosted.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? This controversial topic and more are discussed as Savannah and Steve delve into a terrible relationship, the worst prospective roommate ever, and someone's anger over an innocuous message from years ago

Savannah and Steve are back from Thanksgiving and the debate about warm fruit vs cold fruit rages on. The two then get into all kinds of red flags, including mocking your partner, naming your child after a murderer, and putting a camera in your bathroom.

Home cooking or takeout? This is one of the many food-based questions Savannah and Steve discuss on a special sort-of-Thanksgiving episode. Should politics be left home? Can you bring your dog to a friends-giving? And do you need to cook vegan food for a grown adult child?

Do you get right out of bed or are you a scroller? This episode starts so innocent and gets so spicy as Savannah and Steve discuss a lot of things best left out of this description for algorithmic purposes.