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Join Tyler and Anthony for some random entertaining discussions, life stories, and the occasional physical feat that random shmoe’s past 30 have no business trying to do.
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Tyler, Travis, Anthony, and Josh join to discuss the fantasy football trade deadline within the SEKL league and recap the drama and difficulties of the buyers! Javonte steals the show with Flip in New Orleans, Anthony thought he made the mega deal, and Josh spreads the wealth over securing Puka.
Anthony & Tyler dive into the week 10 landscape as the fantasy trade deadline approaches & the NFL trade deadline passes. Will SEKL have any more sellers or is everyone digging in for the playoff push?
Breece Hall gets left behind with the Jets but could have been a Chief, Non-QB Interception statistics, should we move to a 6 team playoff change or would sellers still be sellers?, and why is hitting a home run in extra innings of game 7 in the World Series the best individual moment for any player in any sport?
(00:00:41) - Quick Daddy Diary: Basketball Assesment
(00:04:09) - Raiders & Non-QB Interceptions
(00:09:49) - Bust of The Week
(00:14:07) - Chase Brown vs Zac Taylor
(00:19:30) - NFL Trades - Worst to First
(00:21:58) - Fantasy playoff Look-ahead & Seller potential
(00:28:25) - 6 Team Playoff Change?
(00:42:57) - Brian Robinson & Handcuff Trades
(00:48:11) - Buy or Pass - Bowers, Hurts, Achane, and Bucky Irving
(00:57:28) - Best Individual Sports Moment Ever?
(01:07:08) - 5-4 Panthers
(01:15:00) - Parting Buy/Sell Thoughts
Travis and Tyler jump on to talk the big Gibbs & Jeanty trade and value the JSN Keeper rights + Keeper slot vs the farm Jefferson wanted to give up. Then we get into a brief review of the contenders, playoff race, and buyers or sellers over the next couple of weeks before watching the Week 14 randomization. Then we wrap up with a few NFL notes and Yo Momma jokes!
(00:09:28) - Gibbs & JSN
(00:17:50) - Playoffs & Selling
(00:28:05) - Week 14 Randomization & Instant Thoughts
(00:32:50) - Chubb, Dowdle, Vidal, and the RB Market
(00:39:40) - Michael Pittman
(00:40:40) - Anthony Richardson IR
(00:43:40) - Tony Pollards fall from grace
(00:48:50) - Daddy Diary: Yo Momma Jokes
Anthony joins the pod after his mountain getaway and trading for Bijan. Join us for a Daddy Diary, NFL Trivia surrounding Doug Martin & other short NFL Kings, and a review of the SEKL Mid-Season Keeper Poll!
(00:07:32) - Kids Basketball & Coaching To Win
(00:17:26) - Worst Loss & Ashton Jeanty
(00:20:31) - NFL Trivia - Doug Martin Edition
(00:40:56) - Bijan Trade Review
(00:46:28) - Keeper Poll Review
(01:34:35) - Next Seller?
Travis is back on the POD for a Send Doods dog edition and a couple of daddy dairies! Then we jump into some SEKL trades involving James Cook, Marvin Harrison, Judkins, and others before reviewing some fun quotes from the NFL in Week 6.
Finally, in honor of Rico Dowdle we have some NFL trivia surrounding historical big yardage performances across a 2 game sample!
(00:01:51) - Send Doods & Daddy Diary
(00:28:39) - SEKL Trade Grades
(00:47:00) - Backup Running Back Trade
(00:49:34) - NFL Week 6 Quotes
(01:02:09) - Trivia - Rico Dowdle Edition
(01:19:23) - Most Surprising Fantasy Player Teaser?
(01:23:27) - Big WR Injuries
(01:25:33) - Most Poorly Run Fantasy Franchise?
Ricky joins the pod to review Week 5, AJ Brown, and the recent trades of Kyren Williams & Darren Waller. Then we dive into the best and worst pick of every round of the 2025 SEKL draft with Monday Morning Quarterback lens - did Anthony really have the worst draft ever?
Finally, is Player news getting worse? Are these notifications just AI slop or do people really have no idea who is going to be a starting running back for billion dollar teams?
(00:04:47) - AJ Brown & Adam
(00:09:08) - Trade Grades & Tight Ends
(00:15:54) - Kyren Williams & Buying Early
(00:19:51) - Buying & Selling Early
(00:27:38) - Best & Worst Draft Picks from each round
(01:15:12) - Recap - Anthony Worst Draft Ever?
(01:20:57) - Ricky's 4 Playoff Teams
(01:22:16) - Player News Getting Worse?
Adam rejoins the show as the first seller of the 2025 SEKL Fantasy after giving Gibbs to Boz. We go through a number of Week 4 NFL takeaways from Tyreek Hills injury, The Ravens Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry struggles, Puka's pace, NY Jets player quotes, Panthers officially cooked, More 'Remove Turf' calls, Cowboys/Packers Tie, The Bears actually win?, and Chris Olave.
Then Tyler rants about Disney Movies before we jump into some Sports Trivia questions!
Dud of the week: Jordan Mason vs Cleveland.
The Vikings will be without starting left guard Donovan Jackson, starting center Ryan Kelly, and starting right tackle Brian O'Neill against the #1 run D in Cleveland. Any one of Darius Slayton, Jameson Williams, or even Chris Olave will do better than Mason's 15 carries for 48 yards.
(00:10:59) - Week 4 NFL News-Takeaways
(00:31:37) - Disney Movies - Terrible For Kids?
(00:42:41) - NFL - NBA Trivia THE BASICS
(01:07:45) - Fantasy Benching Reverse Psychology
Boz & Travis join the show to discuss a wide range of topics from Baseballs to the face & Caitlyn Clarks fine, to whether he'd sit on a cake or eat it for Bijan and what 'His Piss Was Hot' means.
Through Week 3, we don't have any particularly obvious sellers but Boz & Travis go through who is in 'buyer' territory vs 'seller' territory in the Spread Eagles Keeper League.
(00:03:49) - Baseball to The Face vs Hospital Ball
(00:06:43) - Caitlyn Clarks Fine
(00:10:04) - Send Doods - Not Getting Invited To Birthday Party
(00:18:12) - NFL News
(00:20:53) - Trade Grades - Drake Maye & Lamar Jackson
(00:31:35) - NFL Narratives
(00:47:59) - His Piss Was Hot
(00:52:49) - SEKL - Buyers & Sellers
(01:13:21) - Real Life Costs For Top Fantasy Players
Anthony joins to gloat about his Adam Thielen pre-season trade take before we jump into the 2-0 and 0-2 league teams with their real life NFL team comp. Then, we discuss the things we have learned, things we Might have learned, and then things we still need to learn.
Then we wrap up with a quick minute on each SEKL team with a 'top 5' vs 'bottom 5' designation.
Enjoy!
(00:05:39) - Anthony on Adam Thielen & Panthers
(00:14:47) - Week 2 Awards
(00:18:23) - Ashton Jeanty
(00:26:24) - Kickoff Returns & Fantasy
(00:33:17) - 2-0 Team NFL Comps
(00:39:43) - 0-2 Team NFL Comps
(00:50:22) - Drake London
(00:56:22) - Things We Learned?
(01:05:30) - Things We MIGHT have learned?
(01:20:26) - Things I Want To Know
(01:29:57) - Every SEKL Team - 1 MIN Each
Adam joins the pod to discuss the Bears Week 1 loss and a brief discussion on the Panthers opener before turning to the fantasy panic meter list from Kenneth Walker to Jamyr Gibbs & Rookie Running backs we discuss some of the more troubling performances.
Then, the Week 1 movie reference themed award show for all kinds of outcomes whether fantasy or NFL related - including Ricky's nightmarish start to the season - after a cold Dud of the week open.
Enjoy!
(00:10:49) - Panic Meter
(00:25:47) - Week 1 Award Show
(00:34:43) - Adam's Miserable Team Energy
(00:40:24) - This is My Nightmare
(00:58:13) - Top 5 Offensive PFF Players - An Interesting List
Tyler and Travis jump on to breakdown each team's draft and give our draft grades. Then we give out some draft day awards to certain teams & players and establish the final pre-season ranking tiers.
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Tyler, Travis, and Anthony's final pre-draft podcast finds itself in a deep dive on Adam Thielen before going over the final Pre-draft rankings, the finalized keeper decisions made at the 11th hour, and some controversial Vegas Over/Under player yardages that contradict the fantasy projections.
Then we wrap up with a daddy diary Jason's first attempt at tricking me into letting him play video games.
(00:00:58) - NFL News
(00:03:54) - Adam Thielen
(00:11:36) - Rashee Rice
(00:14:09) - Micah Parsons Trade
(00:18:14) - Travis Hunter
(00:22:27) - Final SEKL Keeper Decision Discussion
(00:41:35) - Final SEKL Pre-Draft Ranking?
(00:49:00) - Vegas O/U vs Fantasy Projections
(01:06:50) - Daddy Diary - Jasons Attempted Trickery
Jefferson joins the pod to tell me to read a book and share his newly found Dad knowledge as he enters the world of potty training. Then, we go through NFL news and talk about the ACTUAL most athletic feat on a football field.
Checkout the nominees below:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY-E6EA6tHFS5Rza440uQyWaLGx5cisNI&si=UaFt82cRsBeOKV9u
Then we share some knowledge about the SEKL league with Words of Advice before jumping into the 'Best Not-Being-Kept Keepers' and drafting those with discussions around Tyrone Tracy, Adam Thielen, Devante Adams, and others.
(00:03:31) - Jefferson The Man
(00:08:03) - South Africa
(00:14:38) - Jefferson Daddy Diary - Cats & Kid Potty Training
(00:24:46) - Mount Rushmore - Not ACHKTUALLY Founding Fathers
(00:33:34) - Whats the Short Answer of Best Active RB/QB/WR
(00:38:19) - NFL News
(00:39:00) - Cam Little HOF Jersey/Cleats
(00:46:35) - AR Completions vs NBA Field Goal Percentage
(00:49:18) - Ashton Jeanty "Has Arrived"
(00:52:39) - The ACTUAL Most Athletic NFL List
(01:06:46) - Words of Advice - SEKL Strategy Rules
(01:17:15) - The Best 'Not Being Kept' Keeper List Draft
(01:21:24) - Tyrone Tracy
(01:25:34) - Travis Probably Not Contending?
(01:26:35) - Devante Adams
(01:28:52) - Garret Wilson & Justin Fields O/U Passing Yards
Ricky joins the Zeros for a great pod as we cover the recent NFL news including Cam Little's 70 yard field goal and then we talk Fantasy Keepers as we help a few of our leaguemates decide on who to keep before lambasting them for selecting those keepers.
Then we play a name game with the best keeper scenarios in the league before discussing who will go at the top of the first round. When does it fall off a cliff?
And finally we have a Daddy Diary, Send Doods, AND a Gillie the Kid vs Anthony "Tommy Pickles" Rap game with a little treat at the end of the pod. Enjoy!
(00:04:28) - Most Athletic Thing On A Football Field?
(00:14:06) - Cam Ward & Titans
(00:24:38) - SEKL Keepers & Worst Keeper Discussion
(00:28:32) - James Cook Bust?
(00:39:51) - Best Keeper Groups - Name Game
(00:58:08) - SEKL First 5 Picks - What to do?
(01:04:32) - Daddy Diary - Whose Gonna Pay For My Shoes?
(01:15:24) - Send Doods - Too Old For Crashing?
(01:19:20) - The RAP Game - Gillie vs Tpickles
(01:29:54) - A Little Treat
Bruce joins the zeros to discuss everything from Burial Beers to NFL Over Unders. First we dive into the Sports Mount Rushmore and what qualifies someone to be on the mountain whether thats all sports, individual sports, or individual teams. Can Scotty ever be a Rushmore guy over Tiger?
Then its all about the Steelers where we recap Bruce's 2025 projections he made back in 2024 - track record looks pretty good - before we dive into various NFL Futures & Over/Under discussions including whether the Commanders will take a step back, Which 10+ over/under teams WONT hit the over, and Overhyped vs Underhyped Teams going into 2025.
(00:00:33) - Burial Beers
(00:06:14) - Sports Mount Rushmore
(00:22:55) - Care or Dont Care: Sports News
(00:27:02) - WNBA Dildo Problem
(00:28:28) - Steelers, Steelers, Steelers!
(00:48:08) - Vegas Strength of Schedule
(00:55:54) - NFL Futures & O/U Discussion
(01:01:27) - 10+ Win Teams Who Will Miss
(01:08:06) - Commanders Step Backwards?
(01:12:10) - 49ers Bounce Back?
(01:13:56) - Overhyped & Underhyped Teams
Adam joins the pod to talk about his hyped up Chicago Bears and give us some fantasy insight fresh off his 3rd consecutive league of record championship (Who NOT to take, Travis Ruining Malik Nabers Career?, Best Keeper in the league, Brief Keeper Rankings).
Then, we dive into the 'Alvin Kamara story' with the most traded player in our league spanning some 20 drafted assets.
And finally, we review the state of the SEKL league from a draft pick perspective covering each teams plus or minus draft pick position and whether Anthony will run-away with it, or as Adam has called, will a dark-horse come out to steal his favored run away?
(00:01:12) - Tsunami Back Slap
(00:05:15) - Bears, Bears, Bears!
(00:22:19) - Fantasy Knowledge From The 3x Champ
(00:28:04) - Tyreek Hill - Name Game
(00:36:16) - Travis Ruining Malik Nabers Career?
(00:39:07) - Boz & Jefferson - Monkey Removal Discussion
(00:44:54) - Best Keeper In The League?
(00:50:27) - Ranking The 'Above Average' Keepers
(00:53:11) - THE Alvin Kamara SEKL Trade Timeline
(01:03:19) - Travis Quiz - PostSeason Droughts
(01:09:00) - Anthony's Run-Away Year? Or Travis Darkhorse?
(01:16:06) - The Draftpick 'Down-Bad' Teams Overview
Tyler, Travis, and Anthony are back for Season 4! With an episode about everything you probably forgot happened in the NFL offseason with fantasy implications:
2025 Roster Moves, 2024 Injuries that might impact 2025, and what players are surprisingly high (or low) in ADP at first glance.
Then we dive specifically into the Spread Eagles Keeper League discussion around some keepers - is Chris Olave a keeper in the 7th round? Will Lamar Jackson be kept by Adam? Is JSN really a 2nd round WR if not kept?
Finally, another NFL Name game about players from an event in the 1800's traveling to Utah!
(00:01:55) - 2025 Roster Moves - THE Recap
(00:32:56) - 2024 Injury Reminders for 2025
(00:36:00) - Chris Olave - Not A Keeper?
(00:38:06) - CMC - Name Game
(00:41:51) - First Glance Surprising Redraft Takeaways - Rounds 1 to 4
(00:42:48) - Malik Nabors - Top 10 Overall Player??
(00:49:05) - 2nd Round
(00:51:05) - Drake London - An Elite WR?
(00:53:01) - 3rd Round
(00:54:33) - Tee Higgins
(00:58:07) - 5th+ Round
(01:02:49) - SEKL Keeper Draft Mockup
(01:06:18) - Lamar Jackson Keeper?
(01:14:34) - Chris Godwin
(01:18:13) - Travis Hunter - IDP League Monster?! and Name Game
(01:24:38) - NFL Name Game - 1800s Utahians!
Enjoy this compilation of stories from Season 3 featuring all of the Daddy Diaries & Send Doods from episodes 1 - 15.
(00:00:23) - (1)Jason's Bold Move
(00:05:22) - (2)Send Doods: Party Drinking In Your 30s
(00:14:02) - (4)Tyreek Hill Pulls A Scottie
(00:21:17) - (7) Family Pet Injuries
(00:30:33) - (9)Road Disgruntlement
(00:39:11) - (10)NFL Player Problems & Last Soccer Practice
(00:47:44) - (11)Daddy Diary: Stay In Your Lane
(01:02:08) - (12)Jason - Rocket League
(01:05:40) - (13)Your Moms an Idiont
(01:13:52) - (13)Travis the influencer
(01:16:19) - (14) Daddy Diaries, Anthonys Vivid Dream, And a couple Throwbacks
(01:24:55) - (15)Thanksgiving Daddy Dairy
Travis and Tyler are back to discuss the role of 'Angry' Dad and the maternal pushback. Then we discuss the dead-zone of sports news we are in and what ridiculousness the 24 hour news cycle comes up with when there's nothing to talk about. Apparently that means projecting Shadeur Sanders to be a Hall of Famer who sets an all-time completion percentage record.
Then we discuss the NBA draft as the Hornets drafted 3 white American guys, so obviously we deep dive into the history of white American lottery picks - its not good. Maybe this time it'll be different than the last 20 years.
Ricky joins us for Two truths and a Lie: NBA Finals edition where we try to pick out the truth and/or lie from each others statements.
Finally, we wrap up with Today in History: NFL Name Game and I only disappointed Travis a little by not having a riddle ready.
Timestamps:
(00:03:38) - Daddy Diary - Angry Dad Mode
(00:13:50) - Sports Deadzone News Cycle - Shadeur's HoF Career Projection
(00:20:44) - History of White American Top10 NBA Draft Picks
(00:35:01) - Ranking Devestating Sports Injuries vs Our Own
(00:56:48) - Two Truths & Lie - NBA Finals Edition
(01:15:36) - NFL Name Game
Anthony, Tyler, and Travis are back to discuss the pros and cons of boating with the youngins before jumping into the sports storylines of the week including the current WNBA Product and NBA's Yoyo'ing narratives for OKC and Pacers.
Then Travis makes a dancing friend at a Checkers game and Anthony breaks the news that he's retiring from flag football (For now).
We wrap with the 2nd 'This day in history' NFL Name Game! Enjoy
(00:01:17) - Boating Trip Takeaways
(00:13:59) - WNBA - Can We Lower The Rim?
(00:23:48) - NBA - Narrative YoYo
(00:43:20) - Downs to Dance with Travis?
(00:46:48) - Retirement Notice & NFL Players
(00:54:56) - NFL Name Game - This Day In History
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