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Author: Lisette Alvarez

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Glamour spell gone wrong? Astral projection got you untethered? Want to know why your angry dead rich father is haunting you? Consider Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services.

After a controversial fallout with her coven, Kalila Stormfire must juggle complex clients and an anonymous critic hellbent on besmirching her new business. The decaying urban block where Kal operates appreciates her affordable experience in a broad range of supernatural ailments and remedies. Still, Kal is not sure if her talent is enough to stop whoever has been posting bad reviews and persuading customers to cancel appointments.

If you like stories about minority witches in modern-day working class neighborhoods, meddling love goddesses, and morally ambiguous spellcraft…this is the tale for you.
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A new tarot reading for the new year. Featuring also: Season 2 premieres in April! The Season 2 IndieGoGo campaign ends January 31st! I'm going to PodCon!  Music featured in the episode by Convivial Cannibal and Ondrosik.  Post-PodCon Audio Drama Panel (Saturday, Jan 19th): https://www.strangertickets.com/events/91183447/an-evening-with-audio-drama-creators  Get sweet rewards by contributing to the IndieGoGo campaign! 
Desiree's vlog is finally public! And they have a message for folx.  This episode was written and directed by Lisette Alvarez (They/Them). Desiree Onasis is voiced by Zayn Thiam (They/Them). This episode was edited by Sarah Buchynski (She/Her).  Desiree's Journal: Missing Gods Transcript
Live Show Announcement

Live Show Announcement

2019-03-1702:33

Kalila Stormfire is going live in NYC on April 5th at Dixon Place! You can find ticket information on the website or the Twitter account @OUAP_Live.  Tickets: http://dixonplace.org/performances/once-upon-a-podcast-audio-fiction-femmes/ The producers of Overkill, The Far Meridian, Janus Descending, and Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services are presenting a night of enchanting audio fiction in New York City. “Once Upon a Podcast” will be performed on the Dixon Place main stage on Friday, April 5th 2019 at 10PM. The live show will be preceded by a fan meetup at 8:30PM in Dixon Place’s lounge. The show will be comprised of performances by each audio drama. Tickets will be pre-sold at $15 adults/$18 at the door and $12 for seniors and students with NYID/$15 at the door. Dixon Place is located at 161A Chrystie St, New York, NY. Merchandise will be available for purchase before and after the show. The full event will be recorded and distributed in each respective podcast producer feed after the show. The producers will also be hosting a separate audio drama panel the following evening on Saturday April 6th at 7:30PM. The panel will take place at The Bureau of General Services-Queer Division at The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender Community Center. The address is 208 West 13th Street, Room 210, New York, NY 10011. At the panel, the recommended donation is $10, but no one will be turned away due to lack of funds. You can follow @OUAP_Live for updates and more information leading up to the show.  
This is the fully recorded live audio drama showcase "Once Upon A Podcast", which premiered in New York City, at Dixon Place Theatre, on Friday April 5th, 2019. The following show was an hour-ish long live showcase of special episodes from the Far Meridian, Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services, Janus Descending, and Overkill. I highly recommend subscribing to them if you haven't already.  Timestamps: Far Meridian: 2:30 - 15:00 Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services: 15:15 - 36:15 Janus Descending: 38:00 - 49:30 Overkill: 50:00 - 1:09:00 Transcripts
What happens when you mix esoterica, podcasts, Orlando, love, and the wonderous Lucille Valentine? Well, a really interesting tarot reading.  Please note there is frank discussion of sexuality, dysphoria, and we were recording in a loud lobby, so there is a lot of background noise. Thanks again to Lucy and her good nature to being roasted by the cards, as well as big thanks to Cole Burkhardt for providing the recorder & mic. Thanks to Podcast Movement for providing the venue for such an interesting turn of events. 
ASK ELDRITCH is a new bimonthly Patreon-exclusive mini series, written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Eldritch is played by David Rheinstrom. You can listen to episodes, starting October 10th, by joining as a $5+ patron today at patreon.com/kalilastormfire!
Stormfire Productions introduces our partner shows, consulting services, and partnership program.  Introducing our sister show; BLACK FRIDAY, a new speculative fiction podcast written by Tycho Newman and co-produced by Stormfire Productions. You can subscribe to BLACK FRIDAY and listen to the teasers and first two episodes wherever you get your podcasts. Additionally, as of December 1st, 2019, the Spring/Summer 2020 partnership production submission window is open. Qualified stories can be any script, novella, or short story under 50,000 words. Stormfire Productions will work with accepted submissions in adapting their work to the medium under a profit-sharing structure. We are looking for stories that make you look at the world, people, and yourself in a different way. We aren’t looking for technical genius; we are looking for storytelling magic. More requirements and information can be found on the submissions portal on the Stormfire Productions website. 
Shadow considers a few key embarrassing moments of Kalila's past, and the forth wall breaks.  Please consider contributing to our final season on Seed&Spark, or at least sharing the campaign with anyone else you know who loves the show!  Kalila Stormfire Season 3 Crowdfunding Campaign Link Transcript  
This is the true story of how I (Lisette Alvarez) got myself kidnapped by the fae in order to finish writing Season 2.  Music by Blue Dot Sessions. Help us fund season 3 and contribute today! We must raise 80% of our goal by Valentine's Day in order to keep any funds raised. Campaign Link Transcript
This is a special scripted crossover episode between Writing Alchemy and Kalila Stormfire’s Economical Magick Services where we return to Sylvan Community College as Kalila gives Janus her first tarot reading, foreshadowing the events which will take place in the next Unfamiliar Heroes game and revealing Kalila's past. Janus: Tobi Hill-MeyerKalila: Lisette AlvarezAudio Editing and Sound Design: Fay OnyxScript: Lisette Alvarez with collaboration and input from Fay Onyx and Tobi Hill-MeyerTranscription: Fay Onyx based on the script written by Lisette Alvarez   Show Notes Support Kalila Stormfire Fundraising campaign: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/kalila-stormfires-economical-magick-services-the-final-season#story Website: https://www.kalilastormfire.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/KalilaStormfire Tumblr: https://kalilastormfire.tumblr.com/ Support Writing AlchemyPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/WritingAlchemy Ko-fi: https://writing-alchemy.net/feed/podcast TeePublic store: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/writing-alchemy?ref_id=8162 Social MediaTwitter: https://twitter.com/@writing_alchemy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WritingAlchemy/ Discord: https://t.co/Po52EE9xcB?amp=1 Slack: https://join.slack.com/t/writingalchemy/shared_invite/enQtODUzNjEyNjUzMDI0LWRmZmJiZTRlNTM3ZjZhMWVkMmZiZmUxZDNjMDEwZTJjNzhjZWE2MTk1YThmZmRhYmQ2ZWNhMjEzZTMyOTIwYTk Link to this podcast on Writing Alchemy: https://writingalchemy.net/podcast/unfamiliar-heroes-20-janus-first-tarot-reading/ Link to the online transcript on Writing Alchemy: https://writingalchemy.net/2020/01/31/transcript-of-janus-first-tarot-reading/ Link to the Writing Alchemy announcement post for this podcast: https://writingalchemy.net/2020/01/31/new-podcast-janus-first-tarot-reading/ Music and Sound CreditsIntro: Kickin’ in the Turbo (Alasdair Cooper) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0Sylvan Community College Theme: Ascension by Scott Holmes is licensed under a Attribution LicenseThe crowded hallway effect was made from the following two sounds:People talking: Office Ambiance.wav by Blu_150058 | License: Attribution NoncommercialBackground murmur: Ambience Convention Crowd by Sheyvan | License: Creative Commons 0Chair scraping: Wooden chair, push in, pull out.wav by SpliceSound | License: Creative Commons 0Chair creak as Janus sits down: Sitting on chair .wav by renatofarabeuf | License: Attribution Cards being shuffled: Shuffling cards 02.WAV by VKProduktion | License: Creative Commons 0Cards being flipped over: Index Card Flips (handle business paper mvmt) 02.wav by cmorris035 | License: Creative Commons 0Tarot reading music: Origin ll by Scott Holmes is licensed under a Attribution License.Pulling out and opening wallet: Wallet pulled out and in the pocket by tripplexis | License: Creative Commons 0Pulling out money: Handle with money by Pashee | License: Attribution NoncommercialThe cards spilling effect was made from the following two sounds:Cards hitting the table: drop-cards.wav by themfish | License: Attribution Cards sliding: cards thrown.wav by khiser83 | License: Creative Commons 0The Tower tension music: Floating Cities (Kevin MacLeod) / CC BY 3.0Passing over money: Original sound recorded by Fay OnyxChair creak as Janus stands up: Sitting on chair .wav by renatofarabeuf | License: Attribution Chair scraping: Wooden chair, push in, pull out.wav by SpliceSound | License: Creative Commons 0Footsteps going away: Walking away and returning boots on hardwood floor.wav by CastIronCarousel | License: Creative Commons 0Kalila theme: Fairitale by Ondrosik is licensed under a Attribution LicenseOutro: Everybody’s Got Problems That Aren’t Mine (Chris Zabriskie) / CC BY 4.0
Eldritch brings on a highly requested guest, highly reluctantly. ASK ELDRITCH is a Kalila Stormfire spinoff series written and produced by Lisette Alvarez. Eldritch is played by David Rheinstrom. Nala is played by Sarah Rhea Werner. We are 80% of the way to our fundraising goal for season three and there is only ONE WEEK LEFT, until Valentine’s Day, to contribute and claim some really awesome perks.  Seed&Spark Crowdfunding Campaign: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/kalila-stormfires-economical-magick-services-the-final-season Transcript
Ever wanted Kalila Stormfire to read the cards for some of your favorite British audio drama characters? Please join us for this special, crossover live show on Saturday, May 30th as a part of PodUK Goes Digital, a FREE digital convention and fundraiser for Birmingham Community Health Care charity as a means to helping them as they work hard to fight against COVID-19.  You can follow our Twitter for additional information, as well as @teampoduk, and learn more on the event website here:  https://www.rocksaltevents.com/poduk-goes-digital Stay safe and stay magickal <3  
Kalila Stormfire now offers virtual tarot readings! Eldritch may have signal boosted the ad too far. One or two universes too far. What could go wrong? This event premiered on a livestream on May 30th with PodUK Goes Digital as part of their charity fundraiser for Birmingham Health Community Center.  The script was written by Lisette Alvarez, and edited by Beth Crane of WE FIX SPACE JUNK and Philip Thorne and Øystein Ulsberg Brager of THE AMELIA PROJECT. Please consider checking out their shows as well! Kalila Stormfire is played by Lisette Alvarez. Kilner was played by Beth Crane. The Interviewer was played by Alan Burgon. Eldritch (while mostly silent) was played by Nitro, my cat! You can watch the livestream here: https://youtu.be/w6S2fSfJvZ8 Transcript 
Lisette Alvarez interviews their teacher and High Priestess Katrina Messenger. They discuss soul work, shadow work, elemental psychology, and how it all influences a certain audio drama about a witch for hire. Buy Katrina's published work here. Learn more about Reflections Mystery School here: reflectionsdc.org Transcript (please note this transcript is manually edited after being automated and may include some mistakes) Go to KittyPooClub.com and enter promo code stormfire, to get 20% off when you set up auto-ship.
With only two episodes left, we invite you to join the cast and crew of Kalila Stormfire for a week full of magick and celebration. Learn more and register for events here: kalilastormfire.com/finaleweek Transcript: Hi everyone, Lisette here. We are only two episodes away from the end of the show. We really want to give Kalila Stormfire a good sendoff.  That is why I am pleased to announce that we are not having a single finale event, not a weekend of events, but an entire Kalila Finale WEEK! Yeah, from March 15th to March 21st, there will be daily Kalila-themed events and specials, not to mention the launch of the penultimate episode on March 15th and the hour-long finale on March 20th. I will also be hosting a very special listening party on Saturday, March 20th at 7PM Eastern. The tickets are pay what you can, but no one will be turned away for lack of funds. If you would like to get more information on the listening party and everything else we have in store for Kalila Finale Week, head over to kalilastormfire.com/finaleweek. The link is also in the show notes.  Thanks, as always, for listening. And stay magical. Til the end.
A group of local DC-area indie podcasters pitch audio drama to a high-powered Hollywood executive. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Written by David Rheinstrom, Cole Burkhardt, and Caroline Mincks.  Performed and recorded at Double Sharp Audio in Del Ray, Virginia for a special community event to support indie audio professionals on October 30th, 2022. Bass piece performed by DSA founder, Wilfredo Morales. Cast: Slick Pufferman: David Rheinstrom Lisette: Lisette Alvarez Cole: Cole Burkhardt Nhea: Nhea Durousseau Special thanks to all the participants of this fantastic event! If you'd like to support our continued work to create and promote indie audio drama, head over to stormfireproductions.com/support.
Introducing the Storyteller Project, a new creative concept from the creator of Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services. Subscribe anywhere you get your podcasts. Learn more about the project and find your hearth on the website. Contribute to the Storyteller Project fund. We have one week. Let's get to $500! Creative commons music and sounds sourced from Freesound.org
We're trying something new. Support the 2023 storytelling crowdfund and claim your gifts now. There are 2 limited higher-tier packages available, as well as our basic $7+ gift. We have until Halloween to reach $3200!  You can also see the video version (with captions) of this teaser on the crowdfund page, under "The Story" tab.  
The myth of how we became storytelling animals. This special episode was made with the support of those who have already contributed to the 2023 Storytelling Crowdfund. All contributers receive a copy of "The Storyteller" paper, a prose research essay I wrote in 2016 on the global archetype of the Storyteller. All contributers for the Bardic Box and above get a special bound and signed copy. We have until Halloween to meet our stretch goal! We are already 75% of the way there. Check out our gift levels and contribute before the deadline! https://stormfireproductions.com/2023-storytelling-crowdfund/  Thank you for listening! You can find more folk tales on the TALES FROM THE HEARTH podcast. Transcript
From the creators of Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services, Black Friday, and Tales From the Hearth comes a new modern audio folk tale--The Ortiz Twins Are Coming Home is a fantasy podcast about twins on the US/Mexico border as they reconnect with their indigenous roots and uncover forgotten family history. The Ortiz Twins is written by Andrew Sianez de la o and produced by Stormfire Productions. Join the launch party on February 24, live in Alexandria, Virginia and virtually! Get tickets and support the full series run at ortiztwins.com. Thank you for listening.  Gracias por escuchar.
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altrawr

Beautiful episode -

Aug 16th
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vperrt

idk there's something about how she talks that irritates me. dropped it

Apr 3rd
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eliz hickey

An amazingly well crafted story across the two seasons. listen and enjoy.

Mar 27th
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eliz hickey

this is a whole lot of fun. Listen and enjoy

Aug 21st
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Christine L

one of my absolute faves!!

Dec 28th
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Rune

I really couldn't stop crying midway through, so good but oh god, that gut-punch 😭

Nov 1st
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Kait Villegas

Oh, I love this! Wonderful storytelling and I am so appreciative of how sensitive topics are approached, with great respect and care.

Sep 21st
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Chris Lawaai

beautifully crafted story, lovable characters, relatable issues. I love it (and it helped me through the flu)! thanks a lot for your work.

May 11th
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Mari Lee

YAS I LOVE THIS EPISODE

Mar 18th
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Bella Ring

Really enjoyable story ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Jan 16th
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