Keeping Up With The Jones

One, two, three, four, I declare a mind war.

Episode 49

I was massaging the hole in my mouth where I had a tooth removed. I will show you the hole. 

08-15
01:09:59

Episode 48

My life is a love letter to humanity. What the globalists do is a hate letter, a curse.

06-20
01:07:47

Episode 47

Q tells us stuff and all of its lies is what I'm saying. You're full of shit. That's why! Because every god damn thing out of you people's mouths doesn't come true. It's always...Oh there's energy. Oh now we're done with Trump. You said he was the Messiah. You said he was invisible. You said it was all over. That we're all going to Gitmo. Now oh he's part of a bigger thing of Q. I will not suffer your Q people after this! I knew what you were day 1. I know what you are now and I'M SICK OF IT! I'm sick of all these witches and warlocks and pumpkins popsums. And everything. Oh god. I'm sorry. I can't talk to you anymore. Jesus Christ.

01-14
01:09:06

Episode 46

We declare independence from the communist concession speech that the globalists are demanding in order to give their offering to Satan.

11-18
01:02:54

Episode 45

Spoiler alert: The fly was a drone.

10-22
01:13:44

Episode 44

Your technocracy is dead on arrival! You understand that? We are in charge of the planet! Not Satan! You think you're going to have this fight and have robots win it? NO! We'll defeat you and your god damn robots. You understand that? Damn you to hell, Satanist!

10-04
01:07:29

Episode 43

Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone. I'm talking to you, globalists! I don't keep secrets!

09-18
52:52

Episode 42

The future is now! The future is in this podcast. A podcast that the globalists are daring you not to listen to. They are double dog daring you. Double hot dog daring you!

08-26
01:06:26

Episode 41

This episode is brought to you by My Body Glue Paste.

08-13
01:16:44

Episode 40

We got flies.

07-28
58:33

Episode 39

Aloe is nature's skin graft.

05-08
56:47

Episode 38

I go to the bathroom to piss!

04-27
58:47

Episode 37

I've been banned in the shadows and otherwise for being anti-communist.

04-17
01:19:39

Episode 36

This has everything you need to know about 5G and how to protect yourself.

04-10
01:07:55

Episode 35

News you could and should use!

04-03
01:10:10

Episode 33

I'd like to introduce you to the elephant in the room.

03-14
55:18

Episode 32

As we all know, the EPA wants to regulate your farts.

03-05
59:48

Episode 31

Literal vampire pot belly goblins are hobbling 'round coming after us.

02-05
01:10:29

Episode 30

People don’t have GOD, they don’t have FAMILY, all they have is NETFLIX.

01-15
01:28:44

Episode 29

What's the trouble with Treblin?

12-05
01:17:35

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