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VOTE NOW: We can't have a definitive ranking without you! YOU get to decide which ride goes in the Top Ten! Poll is open until Jan 1, 2025. In the meantime... Brooke and Ryan unveil their definitive ranking of the rides at Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom after special guest Chad comes in to do some quality control and gets chewed out by Brooke for being a slave to IP and his lack of respect for Walt.

Brooke, brother and friend of the pod Alex, and Ryan discuss the evolution of Animal Kingdom, rank all the rides, and dive into the history of the park shows. Dinosaur Na'vi River Journey Avatar Flight of Passage Expedition Everest – Legend of the Forbidden Mountain Kilimanjaro Safaris Kali River Rapids It's Tough to be a Bug!

In this episode, Ryan, Brooke, and her brother Alex (Instagram: @xelawuu) dive deep into Disney’s Hollywood Studios, exploring the park's evolving identity and its ongoing transformation. As experts on all things Disney, they bring their unique insights to the table, discussing the park's current offerings and what makes each attraction stand out—or fall short. They rank and review the top rides, sharing their personal favorites and giving honest takes on what to skip, including: Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance Slinky Dog Dash Toy Story Mania! Alien Swirling Saucers The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith Star Tours – The Adventures Continue Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular! Muppet*Vision 3D

Brooke and Ryan relive their favorite EPCOT moments and rank the best the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow rides. Spaceship Earth The Seas with Nemo & Friends Soarin' Around the World Living with the Land *Journey Into Imagination with Figmen Mission: SPACE Test Track Gran Fiesta Tour Starring The Three Caballeros Frozen Ever After Remy's Ratatouille Adventure Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind**

Ryan gives details from his recent solo trip to Disneyland Paris and helps Brooke define what "steampunk" means.

Brooke takes a sick (of KH2 day) so Ryan and Christopher go hard ranking ALL round 2 Disney bosses in the revisited Disney Worlds. Storm Rider Xaldin Grim Reaper Heartless Hades Jafar Lock, Shock and Barrel Bad Experiment Hyenas Groundshaker Sark and MCP

After Ryan's enchanting trip to the Magic Kingdom, Brooke and Ryan felt inspired to dive into the world of Disney attractions. In this special episode series of our beloved Kingdom Hearts podcast, Brooke and Ryan take a magical detour from their usual unhinged Kingdom Hearts content to embark on a four-part miniseries ranking the rides at each Disney World Park to create, you guessed it, the definitive Disney World Ride Ranking. Brooke admits feeling burnt out from replaying Kingdom Hearts II, and Ryan shares highlights from his recent trip to Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. The hosts delve into their first topic: ranking the iconic rides at Disney’s Magic Kingdom: Jungle Cruise Pirates of the Caribbean The Magic Carpets of Aladdin Swiss Family Treehouse Walt Disney’s Enchanted Tiki Room Big Thunder Mountain Railroad Splash Mountain/Tiana's Bayou Adventure The Haunted Mansion "it’s a small world" Peter Pan’s Flight The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Mad Tea Party Seven Dwarfs Mine Train Under the Sea ~ Journey of the Little Mermaid Mickey’s PhilharMagic The Barnstormer Dumbo the Flying Elephant Space Mountain Tomorrowland Speedway Astro Orbiter Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress Tron's Lightcycle Ryan and Brooke provide a comprehensive guide for listeners on how to prioritize their time and utilize Genie+ at the park. They highlight the rides' storytelling elements, animatronics, and queue experiences, offering both praise and constructive feedback.

Ryan and Brooke talk about the rumored Villains Park at Disney World, discuss the best rides at Disney Worlds, then segue segue into ranking the following baddies: Hyenas Scar Hostile Program Demy 1000 Heartless

Ryan teases how he has been radicalized by the 6-hour-long Riku is Gay Video and then they rank some of the bops from KH2. Nights of the Cursed He's a Pirate What a Surprise! Happy Holidays! Adventures in the Savannah Savannah Pride The Encounter

Brooke and Ryan discuss their travels, T-Swift's new album, and then put the bosses of Port Royal, Agrabah, and Halloweentown/Christmastown in their proper place. Barbossa and Illuminator Prison Keeper Oogie Boogie Volcanic Lord and Blizzard Lord

Brooke and Ryan (from their respective vacations!) check in about the music down below and in the past.

Inspiration and real KH PhD @Key_Cast discusses favorite worlds, games, KH pet peeves, and unpacks lore from UnionX, Dark Road, and the KH main series, while also peering into the future and speculating on what lies ahead in Kingdom Hearts 4.

Brooke and Ryan give the real real on the following bosses: Cerberus Demyx Pt. 1 Pete Hydra Good Pete Timeless River Pete

Brooke and Ryan dive into the music of the first Disney worlds of KH2 and go full music theory on y'all: Reviving Hollow Bastion Desire for All That Is Lost Organization XIII Waltz of the Damned Dance of the Daring Dance to the Death The Home of Dragons Field of Honor Vim and Vigor Check us out on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/KingdomHeartsKingdomHearts

Brooke and Ryan discuss the proper playing order of the first few worlds and rank the following bosses: Twilight Thorn Axel Shan-Yu Thresholder Beast Dark Thorn and Shadow Stalker