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Author: Tyler and Nicole

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We live in New Zealand, and we're fruity. Get it? Two siblings; Tyler (she/they) and Nicole (she/her), talking absolute shit. Come hang out with us!Podcast art is by the wonderful @renscapes / @read.scapes on insta
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The YA Incest Books

The YA Incest Books

2023-03-1238:48

Welcome to the season finale baby!!! Today I talk about an old fixation of mine – the Shadowhunter Chronicles. The good, the bad, and the incest. Thank you for joining us, we will see you whenever season 3 time comes! Special thank you to my wonderful friend Ren for making us some sick new cover art.
In the penultimate episode of season 2, we run through one of Cole's biggest hyperfixations: The Scream Franchise.Wanna hear some (arguably terrible) opinions on the iconic slasher series? Jump on in!(the audio gets weird after the first 25 mins for weird and unknown reasons)
Instead of a summary, you get notes on the episode since it's been over a month since we recorded it:- Tyler has listened to more Ethel Cain (absolutely froth A House in Nebraska)- rip to our hope that Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal were still together- yes we did shout "Haylor coded" when they interacted at the Grammys- We killed the discord server soz- As always we laugh about sad things to avoid the pain- We promise there are more episodes coming
IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! Kiwifruit run through the songs on Midnights by our queen Taylor Swift. How can we make this album be about a (potentially PR) relationship that ended 8 years ago???( We recorded this the week after the album dropped so there is no mention of the tour or Bejewelled MV)
Welcome to Ms Mojo

Welcome to Ms Mojo

2022-10-1842:15

Welcome back to another episode of Kiwifruit. Today we discuss going to see Phoebe Bridgers live, what we predict from Midnights and the way our dad could win us back over in a second. Come join us!
Let's Go Lesbians!

Let's Go Lesbians!

2022-09-2327:20

In this episode Tyler talks about some "Lesbian TikTok Drama" aka the mess that has surrounded FLETCHER's debut album release. Also, we fully manifested Phoebe Bridgers coming to NZ at the end of this....(Audio is a bit fucked, just deal with it xoxo)
We're back from our mini break lollll sorry about that. This one is just a random chit chat about stuff on our minds.
In this episode we rank Phoebe Bridgers' album tracks (+ Waiting Room). What happens if you let loose two depressed bitches who love music on a micro platform? This. Be warned, we are feral.
Television Excellence

Television Excellence

2022-05-2649:24

In this episode we rank tv dramas from our formative years, and fight over Degrassi.
The Haylor Agenda

The Haylor Agenda

2022-05-1244:02

Hello... is this thing on...?WE'RE BACK!! Welcome to the first episode of season 2. Here we recount the Love Story of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, aka the most important musical relationship of all time.
Kiwifruit Wrapped

Kiwifruit Wrapped

2021-12-3146:43

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! We decided to record a bonus episode as a thank you for listening to us this year and also as an excuse for us to talk about marvel and music. 
SEASON FINALE!!! We rank the original version of red before the re-record turns us into crumpled up pieces of paper, and also discuss eternals (SPOILER WARNING!!!)
In this Episode we use our shared braincell and superiority complex to rank romance  tropes and tell you if your favourites belong in prison, and we actually manage an episode without raving about Taylor Swift ? ( maybe !)
Tyler goes on a rant about their nemeses, Cole is pissed she wasn't invited to the North Shore influencer party, and will we ever be able to actually predict a Taylor Swift release? (the answer is no)
We're back after almost two weeks off! In this episode real estate agent Cole talks us through some Zillow listings and goes full Veronica Mars on the couch guy phenomenon...
In this episode you get  to experience us sharing a braincell, bullshitting our way through astrology, raving about Taylor Swift,  Cole's new crush and our thoughts on Sex Education.
We basically spend the entire time discussing outfits that we will never be able to afford.
Cole did a deep dive into her tinder account to bring us some winners and it had us CACKLING
In this episode we get a little deep, talk about toxic relationships, red flags, and the fact that we're Heidi D'Amelio stans now.TW for mental health discussion, specifically depression and anxiety, as well as some past toxic relationships both romantic and platonic. Look after yourselves lil stoats xx
Kiwifruit lockdown edition!!! We talk about some recent Netflix releases you really shouldn't waste your time on, discuss our love of Halsey, and Nicole tries to end Tyler. Also is Devour a pyramid scheme???  (please also note that Tyler doesn't actually take hard drugs or intend to)
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