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Author: Mark Whitney

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Best Of Late Night Comedy · Principled Political Analysis · Bill Maher · Samantha Bee · Colin Jost · Michael Che · James Corden · Stephen Colbert · Jimmy Fallon · Seth Meyers · Jimmy Kimmel · Trevor Noah · Podcast
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“LOOK CLOSELY INTO YOUR PHONE · LOOK AT ME · BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES AND NOT GUILTY SKIN PIGMENTATION · I HAVE THE RUN OF THE COUNTRY · I CAN ATTEND A TRUMP RALLY WITHOUT FEAR. WHAT FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLE OF CIVIC LIFE IS AT STAKE WHEN MARK WHITNEY HAS THE RUN OF THE COUNTRY AND … Continue reading 161 · Neo Nazi Letdown By Trump · Ilhan Omar · Ayanna Pressley · Rashida Talib · AOC →
“Want to know a fun parlor game? Next time you’re chatting it up with your friends at a dinner party, say: “Been talking to my friends. Can’t get a consensus. Maybe you can help,Mary. What should the consequences be for free speech?'” It’s idiot bait. Enjoy! [SCRIPT]
“Open your Bible to the Book Of Episiotomy: Jesus sayeth unto the Fallopians, ‘Let she who is without child worketh two shifts a day with no dental!'” [SCRIPT]
“Nothing unites people who never say: Private companies can do whatever they want” like censorship they agree with. [SCRIPT]  Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late … Continue reading 158 • Citizenship Not Censorship · Zuckerberg Cedes Free Speech Mantle To Trump →
“Over the break I turn sixty. Wife says: “From now on I’ll be living with an old guy!” I’m like: “Really? What’s his name?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool … Continue reading 157 • Did Joe Biden Have A Stroke? · Vir Das · Jay Leno · Lenny Marcus →
“Steve likes meat. Zach likes meat. They like it hot, tender and attached to the bone. They have that entire massacre in common! So, what do they do? They conflate the condiment?” [SCRIPT]  Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, … Continue reading 156 • Why Conflate The Condiments? · Ilhan Omar · Pete Buttigieg →
“Joe’s tactile. Trump’s erectile. Maybe that’s a political strategy. I’m tactile. Vote for me because he’s erectile. So, whodaya want, Ladies?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen … Continue reading 155 • The Fondler Of Our Country · Joe Biden · Lucy Flores · Bill Burr · Kenny Deforest →
Can the immediate reaction to a failed joke be more predictive of electoral success than the most sophisticated polls? [SCRIPT]  Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The … Continue reading 154 • Avocados & President Pornstar · Tiffany Haddish · Tracy Morgan →
“Not guilty and exonerate are not the same. Jury says ‘not guilty’ you are not exonerated. Sure, you cut your husband’s dick off. But the evidence is, let’s say, razor thin!” [SCRIPT]  Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, … Continue reading 153 • Russian To Judgment And The End Of Mueller Time →
“Imagine being Stormy’s mouthpiece?! Lotta gargling involved.” [SCRIPT]   Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night … Continue reading 152 • Pornstar Loses Mouthpiece: The Trials Of Michael Avenatti →
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John Reed

Half way through that long goofy reading I just turned it off. Also recognize the difference between a comedian that went too far on a joke and an actual sexual predictor.

May 9th
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