Late To The Party

In Episode 11, I return from quarantine. I am still quarantining, but found a way to still broadcast my beautiful voice. In the pregame I shout out some whipped coffee, we get to talking about Elon's kids name, and ancient teeth. In the party, we dive into these elaborate tik tok techniques that are considered "easy". They are honestly the last thing from it. Drake, your album is awful and toosie slide makes me ill. In the 2 am thoughts portion I mention my excitement for getting things back to normal... Hopefully. 

In this episode of Late To The Party I sit down with my good friend and roommate, Chase Owen Cooper. Chase is an actor and improviser here in Chicago. He is currently in love with Narcos Mexico, but we don't talk about that. We end up getting confessional about our childhoods and being left on "read". I had man titties. He had man titties. It gets real. 

In Late To The Party #9, I dissect some of the hottest news stories that aren't incredibly urgent. We get a much needed update on Justin Bieber, The Royal Family, and Coronavirus. All relevant topics. Then, we jump right into the party where I expose the new Hollywood look. My 2 AM thoughts are always the same. They are centered around sports once again. I understand we don't have video. We had to scale down because this podcast was growing at an unreasonable rate. 

In this episode of Late To The Party, I uncover the mystery behind the weighted blanket. Does it actually help with anxiety? Or does it just tuck you in nice and tight like a Chipotle burrito? Elon Musk had a new rocket ship that looks as inappropriate as the last one. In the party portion I dissect the creative masterpiece that is 2 Chainz. He is an unreal talent with the capabilities to truly make any rap line sound dope. I pay homage to his top 20 most iconic rap lines in his long and prosperous career. My 2am thoughts are strictly sports, yet again... Big surprise there. 

I have finally returned from a long winter break. It isn't really winter if you're in Florida though. I talk about my journey home and the holiday festivities. In the pregame, I discuss some interesting news stories. I guess NASA has Turtle Astronauts launching to the moon in 2024. British people get to see a wolf moon. I am jealous to say the least. In the party I get into the fascinating careers of product reviewers and just what they do for a living. How can they sustain this lifestyle?!In the 2am thoughts portion of the show I talk about the mishaps of being a New York Sports fan. Why am I still a fan of New York teams even though they always let me down?

In this Episode of Late to The Party, I break down some horrific news stories that I thought would be fun to talk about, but its news nonetheless. I talk about my travel experiences and how going on a plane has become a performance opportunity for some. Flight attendants are treating their jobs as auditions for people who have no choice but to listen! I breakdown some of my most famous fight stories and how I roughed up competition.. I'm still up late every night thinking about it. 

In Episode 5 I thank a couple at coat check for their service. During the pregame I break down Disney + news and the new service Apple TV + too, which is a mouthful. Instagram is HIDING likes now?! Then we reach the party where I am talking about how nothing is on these streaming services. We finally reach my 2 am thoughts and how I am turning 25. A quarter century old. 

In Episode 4 I am talking about some VERY useful advice that my Grandpa gave me that I will never forget. It involves poop. Then, we reach the pregame where I talk about the meat crisis and the Netflix documentary called "The Game Changer". In the party I mention Lil Yachty's lack of embarrassment in today's society. I honestly think gimmicky fast food restaurants are compensating for their sub par foods. Is The Great British Baking Show the greatest show on Television?

Ahh, post wedding syndrome. My friends are a bunch of crazy people. Tons of whiteclaws were harmed in the making of their marriage. The pre game is all about the daily mail today and how visceral the news site truly is. The party includes airport announcements, parents home design, and the stupidity of local sports trivia. 2am thoughts include conversations I have had about the movie "Your Highness".

I thank my apartment maintenance for being the true heroes that they are. Have we made it to the point in society where professional gamers will need personal trainers and injury timeouts? Apparently the rapper Lil Yachty is a huge fan of Rachel's Honda Pilot...

In the pilot episode, Jack tries to find his perfect intro song. He mentions how Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift is his favorite horrible movie. Oh, and he most definitely talks about food. Expect that every episode.